How’s that hopey changey thing working?
We have met the enemy, and they are not the ones chopping people’s heads off.
So who is it again that’s calling to overthrow the government?
From the Paul Wellstone Aviation Center…
Jeep driving lesbian reminds us why Teleprompter Jebus is so great…plus wallets on chains…
Hey, it worked in 1930’s Germany.
…plus he’s clean and articulate.
Claymore reports that “all is not well in DUland”
WWII, brought to you by the letters ‘DU’.
Dealing in absolutes is absolutely stupid.
Making friends by being a pussy.
I think, therefore I don’t do jack shit until forced to.
Limey beats lesbian…tune into CNN for details.
Libya is not Iraq…stop saying that or people might hear!
They were for it before they were against it and now for it again.
Lt. Harry Potter, reporting for duty, President Muggle.
Shipping out on the S.S. DUmbass.
And I thought Alex Jones was batshit, effin’ nuts.
Holding signs = deep political meaning
Selective service, liberal style.
As opposed to the “let’s wait and see what happens” doctrine?
Nice cross section of stupid this morning.
Giving back to the community…on my schedule, of course.
Kuccinich…Right Wing Puppet Master
We’re just so much smarter than they are…why don’t they love us?
Well at least he’s leading something….
At least she limited it to just one man instead of the entire nation.
All we are saying, is give war a chance.
I suppose sitting in the dark might be better
Patriots vs Saints: A Manning Story
Claymore sent these yesterday, if you’re still in the mood. A bonus Tuesday;
Have you checked the golf course?
Changing the tone…you rat bastards.
When you find yourself in a hole, tax it.
Teleprompter Jebus can print money, but he can’t turn water into oil.
Then Everyone Applauded: Grocers Edition
Then Everyone Applauded: Grocers Edition Part 2
Bringing stupid back.
Ugly dangling bits of rock will heal you, but all you Christians out there are nuts.
Not looking for a hand up, just a hand out.
The Facebook Revolutionaries…leaving junk and defacing monuments at your state capitol soon!
Kerry (who was in Vietnam, I hear), comments on Miss Manning’s panty party.
Students are like smart and brilliant and stuff. Che lives! Wooooo!
Maybe she should vote for Democrats, or go protest for union benefits.
All your base are belong to Jebus
Shall not be infringed…where have I heard that before?
What do unions and Charlie Sheen have in common?
…phone home.
When ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ are candy and nuts, we’ll all have a wonderful Christmas.
…then next we’ll all gather in upstate New York for a Woodstock reunion!
Thank God, otherwise my Tuesday schtick would be pretty boring!
Claymore sez; I could literally do these every day….
…seriously, these people are as effed up as a football bat.
Going after military pay and retirement, because as we all know, liberals support the troops.
Apparently there’s still slavery…who knew.
There’s an extra Tuesday this week because Claymore felt that the union thugs/teachers in Wisconsin (who apparently care more about their union than the children these days) warranted an extra visit to DU this week;
Jamming the phones…sort of like American Idol, except these are socialist douchebags.
Not much of a bargain, if you ask me.
Why don’t you assholes love us??
Teleprompter Jebus; cheesehead?
Who would have thought this was what would motivate leftards to fight for something.