Teleprompter Jebus and the Temple of Goons
Diversity…it’s a black thing, you wouldn’t understand.
From the “Political Suicide” files.
Egyptian democracy…pyramid scheme.
I hear he kills and eats puppies too.
Kinda looks like Abu Ghraib to me…I’m just sayin’.
You say you want a revolution….yawn.
Do ursidae defaecate in areas teaming with dense plant life of a apical dominance?
You people are not revolting enough.
Lap dances = a carton of eggs and a six pack of Miller Lite.
Oh hey, did you know he was in Vietnam?
Shock: Socialist douchebags like socialist redistribution policies.
Well at least it was better than the half-time show.
Clearly this was as room full of racists.
Do Ron Ron…
So I guess this means you don’t want the commemorative plate?
“…I think he said the sheriff is near!”
The problem of problems is that they’re problematic.
You’re right, they’re both full of treasonous bastards.
Chicken or the egg. Don’t care…they’re both worth 100 xp’s.
An abridgment of rights by any other name, should still smell like shit.
Next up, Germans pick the best Jewish rabbis of WW2 era.
Happiness is a warm gun reform.
Rosie O’ Donnell gets a new job?
…and the other 30% were too busy playing with their inflatable Obama dolls to care.
Shit, ass & Keith Olbermann in the same sentence…seems right to me.
Well I guess that beats Wells Fucking Fargo.
I have a dream…of not making up snow days in the middle of August.
Well it looks like they broke loose with more crazy.
This one is interesting…despite my many differences with those on the left, I’ve never considered the vast majority of them to be an ‘enemy’, with the possible exception of those who are self-proclaimed communists/Marxists/socialists. I find this particular thread to be both enlightening and disheartening.
Claymore sez; Hardly anyone at the office today, so that’s a prime opportunity to enjoy the crazy.
That dog won’t hunt…what…too soon?
How do you shoot children? Easy…you don’t lead them so much.
Irony Alert…suddenly leftists are worried about the Constitution. Go figger.
Paging Oily Taint…Oreo Tame? Ornery Train? Whatever.
Claymore says he’s “Been busier than a one-legged cat trying to cover shit on linoleum, so I figger I owe you a DUmpster dive. Enjoy the crazy.”
So does this mean they’ll finally support the military?
Obama gives a reach around…what…too soon?
From the “I want to marry my pet goat” crowd:
“I’m dreaming of a blanco Christmas.”
Hey, at least it’s not the starting line-up for the 2011 Yankees.
Do bears crap in the woods? Is water wet? Is…oh, you get the idea.