One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, No More Unions….yeah, it doesn’t rhyme…sue me.
In fact, everyone is racist…except progressives, naturally.
Oh, did you know you’re all racists? Just making sure.
Apparently Ted Nugent is a racist too.
Falling on her sword…which actually violates OSHA regulations…
Welcome former Nazi-skinhead-singer girls!
DU is in rare form today. There’s several dozen threads about the debt situation, and the DUmbasses don’t fail to show off their best behavior. Enjoy.
Yeah, bottle caps aren’t real money, sparky.
“Wait, he doesn’t mean ME does he???”
Looking for the Casey Anthony jury voters.
Self-flagellation…not just for breakfast anymore.
Potheads of the world…um…where’s the Doritos?
“I was born a poor black child.”
How’s that Hope and Change working for ya?
Ever been employed by a poor person?
Well at least they found something they could support the troops on.
I think you meant “licking ass”.
And the commies finally show up.
Considering how much he loves himself…
Why can’t we just print more money?
“We need more slogans and petitions, stat!”
Wait…no one knew who she was…UNTIL HER HUSBAND GOT ON NATIONAL TV!!
Hey, it was just a postpartum abortion…what’s the big deal?
Wow, I’m totally surprised (golf clap).
…then everyone applauded: Independence Day Edition
As if he needed an endorsement?
So intelligence may skip a few generations.
Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.
Ex-patriot…no better way to describe it.
Oh shit, now we’re headed for an ice age!!!
Dick measuring contest….DU style.
Veteran of the fireworks display.
“Your mom and I think it’s time you left now, seeing as how you’re drawing Social Security.”
In other words “Why can’t people be more dumb and become socialists!”
You ain’t got no brain, Lt. Dan.
Who you callin’ an elitist, you jingoistic moron?
Hung like a horse and laying the cable.
Maybe they thought you were a ‘pubic’ worker?
Nattering Nancy makes Teleprompter Jebus look bad?
Romney-care isn’t the same as Obama-care…it’s not…seriously.
…as opposed to ‘demean, confiscate and redistribute’.
Claymore sent me these Monday, but I was on the road yesterday and counting all of the money you guys sent me…thanks;
“…then everyone applauded.” Grocers Edition:
Conversation of biblical proportions.
From the “No effin’ way!” file.
Someone needs new marching orders.
Unfortunately, Bush isn’t up for reelection in 2012…so…
He’s black…he loves Obama…he hates gays…what’s a leftwing douchebag to do???
Republicans have already stolen the 2012 election…true story.
Since when is losing considered a “silver lining”?
Air conditioned tents…apparently DUtards are not a fan.
Last but not least, I attached a banner ad from DU stating that ‘homosexuals are a race’…’and a gender’. Hmm. Really?
Uh oh…looks like the Weiner fans aren’t happy.
At least this one isn’t Bush’s fault.
Tit for tat…Weiner for Vitter.
Double standards are better than no standards.
MSNBC…not interested in Nancy not talking about Weiner.
Ok with the Weiner’s exit…oh wait, let me rephrase…
Claymore says Democratic Underground is all-Weiner, all the time;
Morality playing with your weiner
Join the Dark Side…we have weiners and fake lesbian Muslims
“Pressure mounts on Weiner…” BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
And we’re glad he’s back.
Yes we can…make up shit to be excited about!
Liberals are patriots: Part 218
DUtards are smart about bid’ness.
Pot, kettle, black…is that racist?
Liberals are anti-war, except when they’re not.
Yeah, but only for the busty blonde volleyball players.
What about Nessie and the Yeti?