Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

Somehow, Claymore thinks he deserves a vacation so he won’t be with us for awhile. Here’s the DU links he sent yesterday before he went AWOL without my permission;

The news of my demise is a bit premature.

Right wing anarchists.

War powers acting.

DU hates Barry?

Southern sweet tea.

Rock you like a Herman Cain.

Welcome to Obamacare.

Big Stupid

Maybe Michelle had one tamale too many?

Light bulb moment.

Everybody Loves Tolerance.

Left handed wiper.

AcaDUmics

Major DUmbasses

Laughing all the way to hell.

Election integrity = “screwing non-whites” out of voting?

Crips and bloods.

Silver and gold…

I don’t know, you’re pretty good a lying your asses off.

I guess since we’re all be dead by Tuesday, Claymore decided we should get our regular Democratic Underground links now, while we’re still here;

And we wonder why they don’t understand capitalism.

Yeah…they don’t understand capitalism.

Skeletor gets no sympathy.

Well look on the bright side, she could turn into a lesbian.

Liberals are patriots.

Blame Jews

Ok….they REALLY don’t understand capitalism.

Uh, hello…German?

One big boo-boo.

What happened to not wanting credit?

Blame Jews II

Foxy lady.

Blame Jews III

Not a big fan of Ron?

I’m guessing this kid is set for a lifetime of sorry.

Filling the douche-gap left by Keith.

In other words, a leftist dipshit…

A rare charge of racism. /sarcasm

Wow…here’s another one. Imagine that!

And yet another one! Sheesh!

Maybe they can learn Teleprompter Repair 101?

Powerful rats asses

“Nice guy…wouldn’t want to date him.”

What do you put in the offering plate, a Twinkee?

Go West young man.

Oh hey, another rare racism charge…against country music this time.

Will they at least keep the neck tattoos and the text all be in Spanish?

Keep it classy.

Slanted? Hey, that sounds racist against Japanese cars!

Weak constitution.

Dupe process.

Primary schooled.

Regressive progressive.

Unions asking for Obama support? No way!

Obama bin Lyin

Young and DUmb.

Gays set president straight…no pun intended.

This would be relevant if DUer’s actually worked.

DAMN YOU BILL GATES!!!

Pondering an American decline.

Walmart hates you but loves museums.

Gold digger.

“Dr. Fascist, please report to the ATF, stat.”

I wish you weren’t in Dixie, away…away…

Pffft…as if you weren’t already embarrassed to be an American.

So much for not spiking the football.

The po-po makes me skeer’d.

Ronulans are decloaking!!!

You’re the Farce, Obama-Wan Kenobi.

From Claymore;

“You knew I had to……and they didn’t disappoint. Special DUtard Bin Laden Tango Uniform Edition”

Thanks for nothing.

It’s over?

Can we leave now?

Culture of death in Dearborn?

Queue Alex Jones.

Deathers are the new Birthers

Who cares who gets credit as long as Obama gets credit.

Truthers unite.

Voice of reason?

“Good for our side that Obama made the announcement…”

Clearly the brotha can’t multitask without a teleprompter.

Jive talkin’.

Captain Buzzkill

Dough boy.

DUers call Freepers ‘delusional’…project much?

Yes we can…ignore $5 a gallon gas and 10% unemployment and a tanking economy….

Captain Buzzkill’s buddy, Major Downer.

Propping up the strawman.

Go West, young man!

You’re a loser, baby…

Fail mom is fail.

St. Larry Of Perpetual Dumbass

Why is it when ever I see the “people” listed on something, I automatically know I’m excluded?

Poker face

Obligatory Bradley Manning Post #10092

His High and Mightyness

Birf of a nation

Obligatory Bradley Manning Post #10093

10-4 good commie.

American Association Of Retarded People

Reverend McCreepy

Hitmo and GITMO info

Would you call this a tongue lashing?

Bush’s fault.

Missing Kweef.

Well at least he didn’t call him a Muslim.

Obligatory Bradly Manning Post #10094

Who brings cricket bats and swords to temple?

One wicked pisser.

1040WTF.

Preschool Marxists

Totally?

Snapperhead

Yeah, but Ken is still gay.

It’s a gas gas gas.

Well that explains about 90% of DU’s problem.

Scotty doesn’t know.

Patriotism defined by your taxes.

Thanks Bill Gates…thanks Warren Buffet…thanks George Soros…no wait.

Gang bang.

She’s a loser, baby.

Chicago has a high number of unsolved murders? No way!

Requisite Bradley Manning thread.

Hello Mr. Pot? Mr. Kettle says you’re black.

Double votes for chick and trannies?

Trumped up.

“Because in a hand count you can cheat?”

Uncivil.

DUlusion.

Chamber of Commerce…now in 7.62mm.

Freight train intercourse.

Birthing doubts.

Techno klan.

Trump is a has-been, but uneployed d’bag DU posters are clearly

King me.

Translation please? I have no effin’ clue what this retard is talking about.

All fail, all the time.

Taxing my nerves.

Scaring granny…Democrat tactics 101:

Marx my words…

Epic flail.

Northern exposure.

“That’s it…I’m leaving!” Part 43302:

Brown bagging it.

A billion here, a billion there, soon we’re talking about serious money.

How’s that Alpo taste, gramps?

Legend in his own mind.

Yeah, like where are you going to go, you commie shitheel?

Can teleprompters blink?

Well, at least this one is honest enough to admit it.

Aborting the church service.

Zero, my hero.

Burka is the new black.

Double trouble at the Puzzle Palace?

Bradley Infant-whine Vehicle.

Adding up the change.

You know, I’m looking at this picture and thinking, don’t you have to have a chance at actually getting pregnant in order to have an abortion?

Ten bucks just doesn’t buy as much Hope as it used to.

Wait…Sgt. Santiago? Isn’t that Latino? That makes this chick a lying racist. Sorry babe, those are the rules as dictated by the left. Enjoy your ticket.

Trumped up.

Wow…that was a real nail biter there for a moment.

Bears shitting in woods.

Bush’s fault…oh and Cheney too….and racists in the South…did we forget anyone? Oh yeah, KKKarl Rove.

Yeah, well you may have won this one…and the one before that…and the other one…and the one the other day…and two or three a few weeks ago…but that’s IT!

Is your kid’s lunch state approved?

“When I heard South Korea was gun-free, images of relocating there danced in my mind”