Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

Yeah, so I’m involved at our annual emergency exercise here at real work, so if you don’t hear from me today, I’m not ignoring your emails or the blog and I’ll catch up tonight, if the world isn’t destroyed or if the zombie epoch begins. Maybe Claymore’s links will keep you entertained;

Is “bet the ranch” a racist comment directed at Hispanics?

Yeah, but did they search your crotch?

Clearly it’s the message.

How about we cut the UN instead.

Gnashing of teeth over the ‘g-word’.

Well at least she’ll have a good sense of fashion.

Somehow, this is Bush’s fault, I’m certain of it.

I usually skip past any post that starts “The GOP Believes…”, but this one is a gem.

French kissing.

Porn is art?

Converting the pornocentric.

Supposed to be 5 reasons, but for austerity, we cut it to 4.

Prof Unger says Obama should lose because he wasn’t progressive enough. Nice.

Legally stupid.

…soon to be followed by the tallest demolition project in the world.

Flagots.

Conservatives are stupid, hate science and like to generalize…wait…

Useless train of thought.

Pussies.

Tested on great whats?

All cultures are equal….yup.

Going nuclear on subs.

Democrats hate being called ‘Democrat’. I guess I would too.

Who the hell is Martin Bashir? Wasn’t he the doctor on that Star Trek show?

So this is proof that passing laws makes no difference.

Obama picks Rubio.

So what you’re saying is that Nancy Pelosi wasn’t in charge of Congress for the first two years of Obama’s presidency?

Conservatives win because they are more “ideologically unified”…or in liberalese, “closed minded”.

Obama the ass kicker.

Liberals don’t really like democracy that much.

Dude, never write anything this long while still being stoned.

Now sneakers are racist.

R2-D2 U2-ME2

Rushing to change the tone.

Context. You’re missing it.

Bitching about people bitching.

Besides a “women’s studies” grad, is there anything more useless than a “peace activist”?

Going green in China.

Truly sucks.

A poor education.

Where has this DUmbass been the last 12 years?

….when you stare into the Abyss…

Wow. Imagine.

Public Sector > Private Sector

Great optics, poor content…sort of like Obama.

King of Wishful Thinking

Ft. Sumter Part II

Looking for the “failed on three networks” hat trick.

…calling out on a hidden transmitter.

Clearly we hate smart people, love arson and want people’s shit stolen.

This dude’s a real rocket surgeon.

Common ground? DU hates pedophiles?

And I think that unicorns are real.

So, we’re the “real enemy”?

Bush’s Fault!

Florida purges felons/illegals from voter rolls…in other words, Democrat’s main constituencies.

Dinner for schmucks.

99% wrong

Clearly this means we want more government.

They were against the recall before they were against it.

Delta is ready when you are.

Fundies like to de-fund.

Proving racism by Googling it? Brilliant. And they wonder why we dislike elitist academics?

Yes, it’s really Tuesday, although you thought it was Monday when you woke up;

Special Ed in Wisconsin

Respect the po-po

Trumping the birthers

Ohio’s disgusting Dems

Chris Hayes, oxygen thief

Even leftist shitbag attorneys hate Chris Hayes

Applauding Hayes

Stop Warrior Worship….but don’t ever say liberals aren’t patriots.

The un-American Right

Anti-war ranting

“Iowans are crazy fundies.”

No God on money

Make mine a triple cheeseburger

DUmbasses are religious

“Y’all ain’t from around here are ya?”

The media is all right wing

Liberal, leftist, traitor…it’s all the same, really.

The American Dream, Democrat Style

Misplaced picture

So they’re now quoting the Irish Times?

Praying to the god of Diversity.

The future’s so bright…

Killing the middle class as a winning strategy?

Here’s a lesson?

Veterans clearly don’t understand how much the left and Obama truly love them…you ungrateful bastards.

Ha, what a riot.

Smack a cop, get your ass handed to you.

Conveniently forgetting 8 years of Bush.

Self flagellation.

Diversity versus reality.

Bet she won’t do that shit again.

Cory Booker…victim of racism?

Cory Booker…truth teller?

NAACP now on the down-low.

Truthers and Birthers and Ronulans…oh my!

Pork sandwich at the tea party.

Commie hippies make excellent speed bumps.

Maybe he did it himself, like Zimmerman?

News flash: Cops don’t like being called pigs and Nazis. Who knew?

Oh, and liars too….don’t forget that cops are liars.

Ungodly police state?

I hate that you all hate the police.

Mother Africa.

Insane in the Bain.

A prescription for violence.

Yelling ? in a crowded theater.

Austerity = Fascism…makes perfect sense.

Child abuse. This one really pisses me off.

Yes, as if the other shit in Chicago for the last 75 years wasn’t bad enough.

Stupid Catholics…why can’t they just shut up and worship the president instead?

Graffiti artist? That makes as much sense as “plus size model”.

Pffft. Pussies.

Derka Derka, Hopey Changey

Racist American jobs

Racist American jobs, the reply

Mormon beliefs under fire

Laying off the shit, man.

Religious studies…not exactly a strong suit for DUmbasses.

Latent homosexual?

“Creative Studies” aka “who knew that a degree in basket weaving wouldn’t pan out?”

What, only 5?

Well, he does throw like a girl…

Oh yes they call him the STREAK!

Bully fucking pulpit.

Apparently he hasn’t been mugged yet.

Gay show parallels gay idea of gay political contests. Gay.

Presidential gay.

True…they’re clustered all around the bed & breakfasts in Asheville.

Justifying terrorism

Maybe he should ask the first gay president about this?

And now a word from the Harry Potter freaks.

And from the “Show Me” state…

Chicks dig the hair.

Fundraiser? As if any of these losers would give up their welfare check.

Yes, because Al Jazeera is a bastion of diversity?

Here’s an idea; stop eating shit!!!!

Ten ring and a hoodie.

Hey, maybe we can ask TSO?

Eurotrash.

The good news is they can’t eat you.

So the Occupy (bowel)Movement isn’t about getting free stuff?

Slave to political correctness.

School of hard knocks and double taps.

Bush Evil Empire update.

But they make such great speed bumps.

Banking on destruction.

“We’re all victims now.”

Stupid rich people.

Investigative crotch grabbing.

Tax and spend. Viva la France!

…but I could totally get behind a “Women’s Sandwich Creation Institute”.

Apparently ‘progress’ is a rambling pack of lies wrapped up in good production values.

Go Vols!

In other news, water is wet…

Not even close.

Plain nuts.

Score whore.

Pffft. Chicks.

…but don’t ever call them commies.

Sad. Just plain sad.

Free pasta!

Dopes.

Droning on and on…

Paging Charles Darwin.

Whistling past the nursing home.

Hey, send them to me, I’m not to proud to shop at Walmart.

Maybe the Mayans were right after all?

Scared of communism? Foxy.

Comrade Obama

Czar Obama

99% wrong.

Workers of the world…since when is sitting in a ‘women’s studies’ class considered ‘work’?

Mission Accomplished

Taking a squat.

Well at least someone is making sense…

“Workers” taking the day off to protest. Right.

…versus voting for self-interest at the expense of others?

Factoid for the factually impaired – “scores” isn’t two hippies smoking a bong on the sidewalk.

More women worried that you’re not thinking about their vaginas, which is obvious when you see them. But I digress.

Better yet, he could be the token black dude on SNL…oh yeah. I went there and you know I’m right.

Lost generation.

Crucify the victim?

So basically this is the afternoon shift at Burger King?

Poor me…

Is Alex Jones a DU poster?

Good to know they’re not politicizing this whole Bin Laden thing.

This little piggy…

DUers like songs about meaningless shit.

Liberals really understand the military…seriously.

Toe the line, comrade, or we’ll choke you with it.

Unions have values? Who knew?

Going to pot.

Big Mac attack!

Claymore sez; Ok….that’s about all of that shit I can take for one day. Even I get fed up with it eventually. Ugh.

You can pick your president and you can pick your nose…

Next up, the T1000 series Terminator.

…and 100% bullshit.

“I’m going to major in basket weaving with a minor in sub-Indo continental vegan cuisine. Fast track, baby!”

Yeah, and they all work at an IBM call center in Bangalore.

Just shooting off.

Clearly the economy can’t be stimulated because of asshole Republicans. Clearly.

Hey, at least we agree on something.

“…then we’ll Occupy in the shade.”

It’s almost like an Islamic ‘Romeo & Juliet’.

Shithead.

Shortest rant in DU history.

Private Pile (of crap).

Eskimo pie.

As New Hampshire goes, so goes…something.

The Norwegian Way, making excuses for mass murderers since 1939.

And I wonder who is to blame?

Just show em your Photoshopped birth certificate.

“Europe’s money problem is they’re not socialist enough.”

“….yeah, that’s the ticket!”

A Marxist midget and a bloated Communist walk into a talk show…tell me if you’ve heard this one before…

Oh…well I guess he has heard it before.

Cutting to the chase…next thing you know, there’s a 10-day waiting period on steak knives.

Boys will be boys. Except in San Francisco then boys will be in boys. Just sayin’.

Democracy is a man, a lion and a bear voting on who gets the man’s backpack. Oh and his face.

Isn’t he related to Bo Diddly?

Make believe that Zimmerman has a chance at a fair trial.

Return of the Mack.

Big Papa.

Oh no! They’re gonna call us ‘gun nuts’ fraidy cats! Whatever shall we do???

George Noory – Bigfoot loving, UFO chasing, ghost hunting…right wing fundie?

If Obama barely wins = landslide…if he loses? DeBold cheated.

And lastly, if you ever thought the ads on TAH were bad, take a gander out this gem the DUers are subjected to…hell, what am I saying, she probably IS a DUer. Woof.

Jonn adds; I’d never make you guys click that ad, by the way.