Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

..fundamentally changing America.

You know what you find in the middle of the road? A yellow stripe and dead animals.

Domestic disaster.

Prickileaks

Call of the mild.

Right wing hunting?

DUer admits to “soul searching”…comrades have to look up what a “soul” is.

SEALed

Spitting mad.

Social Insecurity

Conservatives bully and cheat…progressives convince and build consensus…and I have a pet unicorn.

The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

DU Accuweather

At least you’ll be able to find a nice pair of khakis and a button-down shirt.

He bows to foreign kings and princes, but…

“Free Bradly! Oh, and me too while you’re at it.”

Go West Young Repo Man!

Constitutional right to vote? Really?

Romney wants women to die, because apparently he’s not married to one…or has a mother …

DUers have interesting “hypotheticals”.

Debate moderators are racists.

Yup…this totally ends Ryan’s career. Totally.

Galluping to victory.

“Wait! I thought these guys were on OUR side!”

So Wikipedia is only good for left-wing information?

Facebook…that bastion of political discourse.

FBI probing…a nudity scandal…probe.

Bailouts? You can bank on it.

From Jonn: I apologize. I typed this up on Monday and then forgot to publish it yesterday.

Eliminating history: Reagan worse than Hitler

Cut and run

Wishful thinking; Ryan drops out before convention

Getting Randy Pt I:

Getting Randy Pt II:

Getting Randy Pt III: Who is Ayn anyway?

Hell Britannia

Orlando cancelled = Romney failure?

Smelly trust fund hippies are better than pissed off working taxpayers

…well, except for the breasts.

I have to admit, I helped kill this POS tax. You’re welcome.

Do they get it? 9 reasons to wonder.

Godless

Apparently “good” Catholics support abortion and same sex marriage…in contradiction to what the Vatican says, but hey, what do I know.

Romney’s campaign….stupid. Wonder what Joe Biden is doing these days?

Well at least they didn’t blame Bush…directly.

Sins of the grandfather.

“Stealing” the election…so we’re back on that horseshit again?

If you’re tired of being called a communist for your political views, maybe you should look into that?

Pro-choice…chickens?

The “bomb belt” vocational class was a tip-off.

I know you’ve been waiting for this particular foray by Claymore into the sludge that is the Democratic Underground;

News Flash! Guns cause mass murder!

Guns are debatable.

Weapons of mass distraction.

“…I have a lot of black friends, so I’m an expert on racism.”

What are the values of the Democratic Party…beyond winning, that is.

…mighty white of you.

Sikh’em

I’ll take one of each, please.

DUmbass hopes Anonymous hacks the IRS for Romney’s taxes. Patriots.

Yup…that’s exactly the same. No difference whatsoever.

Insurance covering the pregnancy of a 26 year old “child”.

Not sure if just crazy or if yanking chain…hmmm.

Eastwood’s leftist friends should shame him into retracting his support for Romney…but never suggest they’re a bunch of fascists.

Yeah, but try finding waffle fries on Mars.

DUmbasses are a bunch of tools.

Leftists afraid that Syria will be Obama’s Iraq.

Do it for the chicks, man.

“…then everyone applauded”: Lowes Salesman vs. Rascal Scooter Edition

Hey, just showing up is half the battle…ask President Obama!

Maybe TSO should look into this…ca-ching!!

How long before there’s a schism in the Catholic church, or at least the American branch of it?

Ugly Americans

Tired of Harry

Getting drafty in here.

English…do you speak it?

Hey, I’m headed to get a chicken sandwich, you homos want anything?

Getting my fill of ‘fil-a.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

The Boob Of New York

…not just a river in Egypt.

50 shades of stupid.

If you joined the service, you just wanted to murder people.

Naval comrades.

I have to admit…I’m sort of perplexed by this as well.

…yeah, for a wookie.

Using the Euro work model to justify being a lazy piece of shit.

Neo-Nazi biker gang? Sounds like a great movie to me.

You can’t spend yourself into prosperity, DUmbass.

The right to bare ignorance.

…and if unicorns were real, you’d all be a bunch of fairies.

Not really charity, if the government didn’t do it.

Color me surprised. Wait…was that racist?

Socialist/leftist Euro shitbags don’t like it when people steal their music? Wow…whodathunkit?

Clearly Romney can’t compete with Obama’s global dominance in this area.

Predictably, they’re obsessed over the Colorado shooting but mostly with the weapons and not this nut who was clearly out of his freakin’ gourd.

DUers for the death penalty?

Muslims don’t like Batman.

Yeah, a CCW holder wouldn’t have helped at all.

Equating rights with privileges.

Why so serious?

Leaving the discussion.

…and how many were saved by the mere presence of a gun?

Blaming a tool for the tool behind the trigger.

Clearly DUers are now firearms experts.

Police state anyone?

Glimmer of hope or total bullshit?

Bush’s fault…and Wayne too.

Every gun owner is a potential murderer….just like every woman is a potential prostitute, I guess.

Police state, anyone…part II.

Why won’t you gun lovers just shut up and quit confusing everyone with facts.

Exiled in DUmmyland.

Clearly the Founders were trying to protect hunting and plinking.

How long have illegal drugs been illegal…and how is that whole “War On Drugs” working for you?

Holmes and McVeigh…gun rights supporters.

Next up, we list restrictions on your First Amendment rights.

The right to infringe….

Because bringing a knife to a gun fight is retarded?

Trying to find sanity when the subject is insane.

All you gun owners can’t wait to go nuts and slaughter everyone, can you?

The Feds can’t even track where they spent $500 in stimulus money and you want them to track 300+m guns and millions of rounds of ammo? Retard.

“You didn’t build that by yourself.”

DUer doesn’t know much about economics…is an expert anyway.

Hard Ass Paterno

Baingate…yeah. Queue that Journey song….don’t stop….believin’…

Chickhawkin’

Outsourcing the stupid

How about ‘NBSeeyoulater”

It ain’t easy being green.

The news of my demise….

Wait, you have an admitted drug user calling someone else a possible felon?

I have to admit…this is pretty much spot on. Dammit.

Che t-shirts for everyone!

US is obviously expanding its empire….obviously.

So this is how the French intend on paying for all their socialist bullshit?

Underestimating the opposition has never been a good idea…but then again, DU is like the Yugo of good ideas, so.

Swift boating?

Oh, you silly DUers and your clever little memes. You so funny.

Right wing media…right.

Prediction: Romney quits by the end of the week….declares support for Obama…admits to fathering Pauly Shore…converts to Islam (for the chicks)

Sustainable Occutards!

“…but don’t call us socialists.”

Marx my words…

Wallowing in Wal-mart’s success

Someone’s going to lose an eye.

Liberals…bloody generous.

“Let’s just chuck it all and start over.”

Science as a political movement…bowel movement….like biology…see what I did there?

Keynesian mimicry.

Tea Partiers want to overthrow the government…true story.

You’re all racists…in case you haven’t heard that shit this week yet.

Liberal patriot renounces citizenship to save millions in taxes…still a patriot.

King of Munchkinland digging for dirt.

Oh, and you’re all racists.

Thanks for nothing.

Stealing from the rich to give to the political class.

Just don’t double-dog dare them.

Effin’ French

Rushing to blame.

Did you know you have no Federal right to vote for president? No joke…you don’t.

Whoops…looks like someone forgot the send the memo.

The world needs garbage men too.

Yeah…this looks totally impartial.

Don’t mess with Texas.

Dire threats…as opposed to non-dire threats.

Uh…shouldn’t they wait until the convention?

Obama will win! And if he doesn’t, he’ll run again and win! Wait…what?

Latest new old meme…they’re going to steal the election.

Latest great hope of the libtards….tax evasion.

…the Chicago way.

If you thought Jersey Shore was a train wreck…

The return of Claymore;

“It’s pretty much ADA all day over there right now….oh and Anderson Cooper is gay.”

Savage is unappealing.

Tea Party wants armed insurrection…or something.

Water is wet.

Surrendering to the right wing.

iPad healthcare

Conservative owned fast food chain is conservative.

Bill Nye the DUmbass guy.

Shit on appreciation. Nice.

Think about the planet!!!!

Yeah and Alex Baldwin is still here too, so?

Paying the penalty.

I’m sure this is a lovely marriage. Seriously.

See, this is what I don’t invite un-American shitbags to my holiday barbecues…they show up with crib notes and an attitude.

Kaganator

Downunder DUmbass

Healthcare is the BOMB!

We’re gonna party like it’s 1865

It’s a black thing….

Yeah, let’s make this even more political than it is.

Teleprompter Jebus Road Show