Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

Claymore sez;

It’s wall to wall Santorum over there today. I had to weed out about 90% of the threads because they were all virtually the same…which isn’t saying too much when it comes to DU.

…then everyone applauded; NRA edition.

In your Face(book)!

No handouts left behind.

Rule #7; Don’t smoke pot and then post shit on the internet.

Rule #11; Don’t snort coke 10 ft from the president unless he paid for it.

Christian Nation

Obsession Questions

Self-absorbed actress should shut up and take off her top.

It’s all Greek to me.

When ACLU lawyers attack!

Cure for childhood obesity?

Show me…in English.

Estupido.

Gaseous anomaly.

Poll dancer.

Real men support abortion…

Vaginal humors.

Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

So baklava will now cost what, about $15k a slice?

…and their cookies suck ass too.

Shooting cougars…not the ones who obsess over those dumbass Twilight books, even though that might not be a bad idea. But I digress.

So basically what this is saying is that the OWS protests diverted police resources and caused a murder?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Yeah….I call bullshit on this one x1000.

NASCowards

You thought I forgot, huh?

Racism, muthafu*ka, do you speak it?!

Black Colon

Laptop Dad…violent gun nut…probably a racist too.

Next, let’s vote on free speech.

Black helicopters over LA…did they vote for Obama too?

DUtards quoting Chuckie at LGF over racist Whitney Houston coverage?

“I left my stash, in San Francisco…”

Veteran’s parade a “waste”.

Apparently all Christians are rapists and condone this behavior.

Talk about waste of time…

Looters will be harshly spoken too!

Should have just shot his laptop.

Freedom from religion.

Then why don’t you marry him?

“Former” DUer makes more sense than current DUer’s?

Obama: The Center Right President

Quoting Al Jazeera on the Occupy movement…epic fail.

Fair Trade Gasoline

Here’s a question: How are you going to pay for it?

…then everyone applauded: Marine Corps Edition

So now the Democrats are right wingers too?

Throw him into the state Santorum.

DUer misses point…in other words, it’s Tuesday.

Truth out!

Birth control by the numbers.

No votes for dopes.

DUer’s are smart and funny.

101st Facebook Regiment

And much like the Super Bowl, patriots continue to lose.

Pope Barry the First

Occupy Blog…streaming the stupid.

Screw the interns.

Insane Clown Posse fan?

…sort of like Occutards?

More Vatican vs. Obama drama.

Senate Dems thank the unions. Not really.

Sheep sheering.

Left wing media douche interviews left wing academic douche to run down conservatives.

Noam who?

…sounds like a good start to me.

He was for it before he was against it, then he saw it could help so now he’s for it again.

Go see a bricklayer after you get hit in the face with a brick, then get back to me.

GTFO!

More with slamming the Catholics…

And that’s just the tip.

Uh, he hasn’t worked there in quite a while, guys…guys? Hello?

Why do groceries cost so much? I wonder.

More birth control crap, and this time it’s not Janeane Garofalo’s picture.

Trusted? Really? By whom?

Oh for f*ck’s sake.

A hypocrite by any other name…

Railroaded

Romney’s Mormon Army

“DU THIS POLL!”

Apparently DUer’s now love Clint Eastwood.

Diebold will throw the election to the Mormons!!!

…except for Ezra Klein, unfortunately.

Just sayin’….something retarded.

Ho’s before Joe.

Why buy what you already own?

Many think he will be…most think he shouldn’t be.

Taxing Jesus.

The only thing you can count on anymore;

Finger pointing

The Hazzards of racism

110 volts of pure beige

…assuming he’s not stoned.

China: #1 in making crap

Girl Scout kooky

AP photog…shooting the truth ends Occupy?

“I swear to God, I’ve had it with the religious people.”

Steve Jobs, maybe not the left-wing demi-god after all?

And then there’s Apple’s work motto…nice.

Say it ain’t so, po-po!

So in Obama v2.0, is Iran the Iraq or the new A’stan?

Look for the union labels.

Second hand accounts published on the internets are always true.

…and I was hungry around lunchtime today, so people must be starving in America.

Norway and Sweden, makers if shitty furniture, and irrelevant since the Vikings.

Free Don Siegelman! Wait…who?

Dissent was patriotic…during the Bush Administration.

Hugo Chavez supports the farmers.

Redefining “free speech”, leftist-style.

Americans “mono-lingual” and estupido.

Occupy DUmbass

“…a Southern man don’t need you around anyhow.”

Occupy the median.

Estrogen Revolution in you Tutu

“Human Made” Climate Change

Saul Alinsky; Father of the shit in.

Tell me again how great government monopolies are…

These boots are made for talkin’.

Impeachy keen!

Queue Alex Jones and don your foil hat, folks.

Getting a little gassy.

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.

The night they took ol’ Dixie down.

Ron Paul:Confederate

“If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you please do so too?”

Short Dick Short List

Hey, check me out.

Can’t we all just get along?

Man-made solar warming.

…wouldn’t bank on this.

DUmbassed think The Onion is “ironic”…sort of like Obama’s

Funny Money

Hasn’t been this bad since Sherman’s March…

Not exactly “Newtral” territory.

Romney’s Historical Harem?

Fruitful

Obama = Foreign Student?

Is voting FOR Obama really voting AGAINST Gingrich?

Clooney Toons

Country Club Liberals

Holy Joe And His Amazing Spectacles

Wave bye bye.

Yeah, but will he sparkle?

I know you are but what am I?

Bitch please.

Hatin’s bad.

Ron Paul would lock up all black people.

Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

It’s not you…it’s me…ok…it is you.

Ok, so they like Juan now?

Jive Turkey

Pffft…gay.

This should be good…someone order a pizza.

Blame Canada

Estupido

Less free…whatever.

Chinese fire drill

Cities are slowly killing their homeless…WITH MICROWAVES AND BAD VIBES. True story.

…all the more reason to stop them now, correct?

Sick in the head.

Never let a crisis go to waste: Gun Control Edition

DU wants Ron Paul as an Independent = Ross Perot, defacto reelection of Teleprompter Jebus

Give the man credit, he went into the lion’s den.

No need to worry, comrade…Dear Leader is in charge and says this is good for you.

After spending a few weeks in rehab, Claymore has returned with his own brand of trolling at Democratic Underground;

West’s Point

Pro-choice?

Violent pr0n.

Going down on Christie.

Lay off the lazy bums!

…then everyone applauded.

“What do you think, Mr. Chamberlain?”

The Simpsons are topical and edgy.

Yeah, but will he have magic underwear?

Daly banking.

The one thing we can all agree on…and she has nice cans…

He cain’t Gitmo, satisfaction.

..and Rosie O’Donnell on suicide watch.

Meesa think Jar-Jar Wasserman needsa go!

Occupy Tea Party

Release the hounds, Smithers!

Better? I think you may want to look that word up, hoss.

Send in the clowns.

Arresting development.

Pulling out prematurely…

Real DUmpster diving.

As if it didn’t already have a head start?

Jeep Wrangler, the official vehicle of Salt Lake City, Utah.

I’m working pirate-eyed today, so here amuse yourselves while I give my eye a rest.

Hitch worse than Kim…makes me ill.

Ronpaul = Epic racist

Hope and Change takes time, y’all!!

Bradley the beater.

Et tu, DU?

Chose your enemy.

Fair game.

Tea time

Panetta ain’t worth it.

Lindsey Graham…voice of a liberal generation.

FDA: Stop jerkin’ the gherkin

DU, the place for MENSA recruitment.

Married to stupid.

Scary guns are headed to the office!!!

Conflicted on illegals’ right to bear arms?

Stuck on stupid.

Do you hate Tebow or do really just hate God?

Nothing screams “Men’s Group” on DU like a kitty picture in a Santa hat.

Now they’re gaying up Christmas…nice.

Bono Carols.

News flash: Chicks have problems