Category: “Teh Stoopid”

  • A Very Special Feel Good Story

    This was forwarded by Skippy. As a “feel good story”, I thought it deserved its own space.

    Before you go any further, put down whatever beverages you are indulging in, get some kleenex to wipe the tears from your eyes. and if you easily become short of breath, be warned: this is not for the faint of heart to read.

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    A Las Vegas sociology professor is facing felony gun charges after he reportedly shot himself in the arm in protest of President Trump.

    The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported on Tuesday that College of Southern Nevada sociology professor emeritus Mark J. Bird, age 63, was charged with the unlawful discharge of a firearm, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and the possession a deadly weapon on school property for his role in an on-campus shooting last month.

    In the bathroom after Bird had exited, campus police said they found a $100 bill that had been taped to a mirror in addition to a note reading: “For the janitor.” Campus police also reported finding a .22-caliber pistol on the bathroom floor and a spent shell casing.

    There is a preliminary hearing for Bird scheduled in the Las Vegas Justice Court on Sept. 17.

    The college’s lack of transparency seems to be bothering the president of the college’s faculty union. Well, I’d let it go. The professor is apparently distressed about Trump.

    It’s a shame that while he was in the bathroom with a gun, he didn’t neuter himself.

     

  • Washington Post declares Trump is ‘complicit’ for dangerous storm

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    You can’t make this up. The Left is blaming Trump for everything from bread mold to now hurricanes; they are truly deranged. The surging economy, best job ratings in memory, lower taxes, returning America to world leadership, is invisible to them. The hate is almost palpable.

    And what are they offering, besides impeaching him? Higher taxes, crush the economy, erase the borders, more gun bans, and California is their model. No thanks.

    The editorial board of the Washington Post has declared that President Trump is “complicit” for Hurricane Florence because of his views on climate change.

    The massive storm has not made landfall yet, but the Post published a column on Wednesday headlined, “Another hurricane is about to batter our coast. Trump is complicit.”

    The piece also notes that Trump has given “good advice” when issuing hurricane warnings via his Twitter feed before it launched an attack on the president.

    “When it comes to extreme weather, Mr. Trump is complicit. He plays down humans’ role in increasing the risks, and he continues to dismantle efforts to address those risks. It is hard to attribute any single weather event to climate change. But there is no reasonable doubt that humans are priming the Earth’s systems to produce disasters,” the editorial board wrote.

    Conservative strategist Chris Barron told Fox News that the mainstream media ‘finds new ways to embarrass themselves and further erode Americans confidence in them” on a daily basis.

    Any wishing to view this, why? I already took the hit for the team. Click on the link if you must, but be prepared to lose brain cells.

    Fox News

  • Dangerous ‘drug’ trend infiltrating Florida prisons

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    Another bench mark for Florida- inmates ingesting insecticides to get a high. I can’t imagine how that would work, and it can’t be healthy. Shouldn’t be surprised, really. Anything for a buzz.

    In Florida prisons, inmates were discovered using chemically-laced papers as a dangerous new way to get high, officials said Tuesday.

    Polk County Sheriff’s deputies made the discovery last week during a search at the county jail, according to FOX 35 Orlando.

    Seems people were spraying the ant and roach poison onto sheets of paper, smuggling it into county jails and giving it to inmates. The paper is then smoked or eaten by the inmates.

    “Who would think to do this? When the chemicals are infused on the paper, then they eat it or smoke it,” Judd said at a news conference. “Are you kidding me?”

    Several others were also arrested for using a similar method to smuggle K2 and synthetic amphetamines into a Polk County Jail, according to FOX 35 Orlando. In that particular case, Judd said family or friends of the inmates were spraying chemicals onto sheets of paper, including legal documents, letters or Bible verses, and smuggling into the jails.

    Deputies discovered the chemically laced papers were being smuggled in with legal documents when family of the inmates were meeting with attorneys.

    Judd had a message for the attorneys: “The criminals inside are trying to take advantage of you.”

    If people will inject “krokodil,” I suppose ingesting pesticides is pretty tame. The entire article can be viewed here –>Fox News Link

  • SAILORS from HMS Queen Elizabeth have been arrested on the aircraft carrier’s first journey to the US.

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    People in Jacksonville, Florida, saw British navy personnel urinating from a pub balcony, kicked out of bars – and one was detained by police using a Taser.

    Six were arrested for drunk and disorderly, with another arrest for trespass in a pub, sources told The News.

    Three of the six were also held over resisting arrest.

    Sailors on liberty acting up? Unthinkable!

    Jacksonville Beach Police Department confirmed arrests had been made, and a local jail said it was holding sailors on Friday afternoon.

    Gosport MP Caroline Dinenage last night said: ‘This is an unfortunate incident and not the standard of behaviour we expect from our RN sailors.’

    Unsuspecting bar owners had not been warned the ship was coming to dock at Mayport, it is understood.

    Do these guys know how to party or what? There is the making for some epic sea stories, here. And Nigel, learn to spell “behavior.”

  • Copycat Recruiting Sites?

    I admit that I am puzzled by the idea of a 3rd party acting as a recruiter for the military, when all you have to do is look up recruiting offices for the various military branches and go see the people there.

    https://www.militarytimes.com/pay-benefits/2018/09/06/feds-shut-down-alleged-copycat-military-recruiting-sites/

    From the article:

    The government has shut down at least eight “copycat” military recruiting websites run by companies accused of using deceptive practices to entice potential recruits into providing their personal information, then selling the information to post-secondary schools.

    According to the Federal Trade Commission’s complaint, the companies’ websites appeared to be official recruiting sites — such as  army.com, armyenlist.comairforceenlist.commarinesenlist.comnavyenlist.com,coastguardentlist.comairguardenlist.comnationalguardenlist.com and armyreserves.com. The companies agreed to give up the domain names and stop the alleged deceptive practices.

    “Those who are considering a military career deserve to have confidence that the recruitment site is legitimate and their personal information will not be misused,” said FTC Chairman Joe Simons, in an announcement about the FTC action. “The FTC will take action against any party in the lead generation ecosystem — from sellers to purchasers — that fails to comply with the law.”

    As I said, I’m puzzled by this.  There are military recruiting offices within a very few miles of most of us. In fact, if you’re near NAVSTA Great Lakes, you could probably just call the MEPs people there and apply to join the Navy over the phone. They might even send a driver to pick you up. They graduate recruit classes every week now, from what I’ve been told. Or if you’d rather get the literature and discuss your possibilities, you can find the real recruiters online and pick up the phone.

    For example, call one of these, if you’re really interested:

    Marine Corps Recruiting –

    934-N N Green Bay Rd · (847) 662-0947

    Closed ? Opens 8AM Mon

    U.S. Army Recruiting Office

    932 N Green Bay Rd · (847) 662-5260

    Closed ? Opens 9AM Mon

    US Naval Reserve Recruiting

    2834 Green Bay Rd B · (847) 688-7100

    Or you could simply drive there. There might still be a place downtown in Chicago. Used to be one on South Clark Street, but that’s gone now. They’re scattered all over the place. But the REAL recruiters are the people you should be talking to, not some questionable 3rd party who, as the FTC has indicated, is asking for your personal info and selling it.

    As I said, I cannot imagine what would possess anyone who is even thinking about going into any branch of the military to go through a 3rd party, at all. The real recruiters are the people you should talk to.

  • Nike’s Colin Kaepernick doing what he does best, nuttin good.

    Nike hired Kaepernick to do some adds for them.  That must mean an advertising firm did a study that told them customers would respond by purchasing their product.  It implies that Kaepernick has some kind of courage and conviction that should be admired.

    People in the US are destroying their Nike clothes to protest the company’s new ad campaign starring Colin Kaepernick, the former NFL quarterback whose protests during the national anthem before games caught the ire of President Donald Trump.

    Kaepernick caused a stir when he sat on the bench while the anthem played before an NFL game in August 2016. Asked why he wasn’t standing, he said he was sitting in protest over police killings of unarmed black men. He went on to consistently kneel during the anthem, and while he went unsigned last season, a handful of other players had continued the practice.

    The new Nike campaign, released Monday night, showed an image of Kaepernick with the words “Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything.”

    I guess time will tell if consumers have any long-term response to this.  I was a lifelong football fan, I have not watched a single game or attended one since he took a knee.  Supporting a false narrative of victimization while living with a silver spoon up your ass does not gain my favor.  Police are not killing unarmed Black Men in mass, the entire notion of it is hysterical hyperbole and has been debunked countless times.

    Its getting to the point that I can’t enjoy my white privilege anymore.

    He is an insult to shoe salesmen everywhere.

     

  • Dumber Than a Box of Rocks

    This story, at first glance, makes you wonder not “What were they thinking”, but rather “WERE they thinking?” I”m not sure any of the people involved in this were thinking. This is both comically dumb, and disturbingly stupid. Definitely not planned, but some sort of fly-by-wire operation.

    From The Hill: http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/404786-wife-of-ex-nra-head-tapped-accused-russian-agent-to-secure-jet-fuel

    The wife of David Keene, a former president of the National Rifle Association (NRA), tapped accused Russian agent Maria Butina to secure a jet fuel deal with Russia, according to hundreds of emails obtained by The New York Times.

    Donna Keene, a Washington lobbyist, asked Butina and her boyfriend at the time, GOP operative Paul Erickson, to secure five million barrels of jet fuel in exchange for $1 million, the Times reported. Keene reportedly connected Butina and Erickson with prospective buyers, including Israeli-American salesman Yoni Wiss.

    Butina is currently in a Virginia jail awaiting trial.  The 29-year-old allegedly told unnamed people in the U.S. that she targeted the NRA because they have a “central place and influence” in the U.S. and that they are the “largest sponsor of the elections to the U.S. Congress.”

    That’s a brief version. The real lowdown is at the NYT site here: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/02/us/politics/maria-butina-russian-spy.html

    From the NYT:

    Federal prosecutors have depicted her (Butina) as a character out of “Red Sparrow,” the spy thriller about a Russian femme fatale. Ms. Butina, supported by Russian intelligence, managed to infiltrate conservative groups and advance Moscow’s interests in the United States, prosecutors say.

    In their telling, she used gun rights — Ms. Butina had started a pro-gun group in Russia — to gain a toehold in American conservative circles, and then struck up a romance with a far older Republican operative to open doors further. She has denied the allegations.

    Fair warning: the NYT will probably want  money from you, so you might want to just go to their site and read the full article there.

    I admit to some curiosity on  my part: the alleged volume of jet fuel, per the article is far more than Russia’s refineries can export in one month. In addition, the NYT article indicates that there is no port anywhere that could handle the amount of oil this group intended to obtain. I’m impressed with their consistent use of “trigger” words: inflitrate, gun rights, pro-gun, gain a toehold, open doors further.

    It’s meant to stir your curiosity. Oooh! Is this a spy novel??? No. Sorry.

    To add to the curious nature of this, Ms. Butina aligned herself with a Russian coffee bean trader and a public relations consultant with rather sketchy ties to Vlad Putin’s political party, for no visible reason, other than “Russian”.

    Apparently, this rather oddly comic adventure began when Ms. Butina ran into the Keenes and they all met with someone as yet unnamed who wanted to import 5 million barrels of Russian oil, for a finder’s fee of $1,000,000, in addition to Yoni Wiss who indicates that not one of these people had the faintest idea what they were doing, such as how to find a market for this product, which is where you start.  If you sell the products without researching the market, that’s kind of like being stuck with Amway’s things.  And besides, isn’t Libyan oil still being stolen and sold? That’s a much higher profit margin, y0u know.

    Gee whiz, people, if you’re going to try to pull off some kind of Spy vs. Spy stuff, which this is nearly imitating, at least read Follet and Ludlum novels first about the spy business. Or watch Walter Matthau in ‘Hop Scotch’. You might learn something.

    I’m just glad that nobody got hurt, no splinters in the fingers, and no broken nails out of this. Ms Butina, as is indicated, is sitting in a jail cell awaiting a hearing.

    Is this “investigation” into tomfoolery kind of a hint that the Demos are scrambling to find a way to prove, once and for, all that the Russians ran our elections in the fall of 2016? It does look that way to me. But they didn’t, so….?

    In retrospect, this NYT pile of “evidence” about a bird-brained attempt at making big sales in the USA commodities market with neither the experience to do it, nor the faintest idea how trading commodities works, is simply a tempest in a teapot. The real story is this nitwitted attempt to break into “something big” without the right training or tools to do the job. If Ms. Butina, who had a somewhat inflated view of her place in things, had bothered to check the financial and commodities markets, she might have seen seen that she was completely out of her depth. She had no connections with Gazprom, Russia’s oil contractor, and no real connections to Vlad, who may be snorting with laughter over this dustup. And she had not researched her proposed market ahead of time, in order to make the deal work.

    Note that on the sidebar in the “Hill” article, there is a link to something that says the Democrats will “bring sparks to the Kavanaugh hearing”. Is this connected to this oil business nonsense? Yes, in a vague way, because that will somehow sneak into the hearings.

  • An Alternative to Running?

    The Marine Corps is instituting a substitute for the 3-mile run on the PFT requirement in the form of a 5,000 meter bout on the rowing machine.

    https://www.militarytimes.com/opinion/medals-misfires/2018/02/15/medal-marine-corps-fitness-test-offers-smart-alternative-to-running/

    Marines seeking to do that will require a medical chit to prove and explain why they can’t run. But it will allow fit and hard-working Marines to still earn a top score on their fitness test without risking unnecessary injury. – Article.

    Okay, I can “do” 3 miles easily by walking, but I’m a lousy runner. Swimming? Takes me an hour to swim 15 laps in a 25-meter pool, but I’ll stick it out and do it. One lap is down-and-back.

    But the rowing machine? Would you please give me a break? That’s supposed to build muscle tone in lower extremities and in dorsal muscles, not be a fitness test.

    How about this instead: Marines who can’t run worth a crap can probably do speed or race walking. If you’ve ever seen racewalking competitions, you know how demanding it can be. There are speed records available for comparison, so why not tone up with a loaded pack, hit the track and do racewalking instead, with someone timing you? It’s easier on the knees and other joints, and has the same benefits as running. A racewalking marathon is 50 miles, not 25.

    I don’t understand this obsession with running. Never will.

    The article closes with this heartening observation: “It’s heartening to see the Marines push ahead with common-sense change that maintain high standards while also considering the unique needs of individual service members who might be contributing to the Corps readiness in non-traditional ways. Other services – and Pentagon bureaucrats – should take note.”

    Yeah – WIENIES!!! Try racewalking instead of sitting on your backside and rowing. Try treading water for 2 hours in the deep end of the pool with your hands six inches above the surface, and see what it does to your butt and thigh muscles. Try wearing a loaded pack everywhere you go, instead of just during training hours.