Category: “Teh Stoopid”

  • Navy petty officer wins transgender bodybuilding contest

    Wes Phills, of Brooklyn, N.Y., center, walks offstage after winning the overall award and middleweight class in the International Association of Trans Bodybuilders competition in Atlanta on Saturday. At left are fellow competitors Peter Moore, and Sandy Baird, both of Oakland, Calif., and Kennedy Conners, right, of Conyers, Ga., who took home the heavyweight trophy. (David Goldman/AP)

    Competitors were judged in the categories of lightweight, middleweight, heavyweight and masters, for age 60 and over, according to five disciplines: mass, definition, proportion, symmetry and stage presence.

    I thought the Navy was all about the water.

    It’s been 20 years since Charles Bennett took the stage to compete in bodybuilding. But at the age of 63, he’s now done something he’s never done before — compete as a man for the first time in what’s billed as the world’s only transgender bodybuilding competition.

    Bennett and seven fellow competitors went before a crowd Saturday evening in the annual International Association of Trans Bodybuilders competition at a theater in Atlanta.

    The competition has attracted bodybuilders from across the country and even Russia since it began in 2014, according to executive director and head judge Bucky Motter.

    Competitors were judged in the categories of lightweight, middleweight, heavyweight and masters, for age 60 and over, according to five disciplines: mass, definition, proportion, symmetry and stage presence.

    Bennett had the most experience of those on stage, and saw his role as more coach than competitor, helping others practice their poses backstage. He also offered diet tips, shared his preshow rituals and helped Peter Moore of Oakland, California, apply fake tan, his hand running over the scars where Moore had his breasts removed when he transitioned to male two years ago.

    Go Navy !

    Source: Navy petty officer wins transgender bodybuilding contest

  • Please Help Me Solve This Puzzle

    In regard to claims by the various members of the media, the count of protesters in those crowds runs from “several hundred” to ‘thousands’, and yet, when you look at photos taken en scene, there is an apparent gap between the real crowd numbers in the photos and what is reported. You can see some of that at this link:

    http://dcist.com/2018/10/kavanaugh_confirmation_protests.php#photo-1

    Per that article, “even as the hundreds of protesters move on from the steps of the court….”

    Per this twitterpating by the President:

    When I looked at the AP crowd photo in the Sunday Chicago Tribune newsrag, the image was closely cropped at the sides, possibly to make it appear that the reported “thousands” were just that, rather than a few hundred people.  I can personally confirm that, in the Autumn of 1967, the march on the Pentagon had several thousand people in it, because I lived at Quarters K, just up the hill from the Pentagon, and I watched that business unfold. The MPs threw three guys out of the Pentagon when they tried to get past them to find the Selective Service files.

    A lot of people who worked there lived at Quarters K. It is now expensive apartment buildings, and we were told we had to move to the Triservice barracks at Ft. Myer or move off base.

    It is being reported that the crowd is now still pounding on the doors of the Supreme Court building, but the photos I’m finding online show only a few people at the base of the steps, not several hundred, as shown in the photos accompanying the linked article. And no one is pounding on anything, including the cops positioned on the steps.

    So here’s the real question (maybe): what Universe is the media inhabiting? Are they all drunk?

    Seriously, reporting now is so unreliable that when I take notes on Accuweather’s forecasts for a week ahead, never mind a month ahead, I keep those notes handy and go back to make updates and am sincerely glad that I don’t have to listen to these people.  I think they are all nuts. Accuweather is, in fact, so bad now that they reported a thunderstorm in my area, per their weather station, when the day was perfectly sunny and the only clouds in the sky were puffy cumulus clouds to the south of me. If Accuweather’s ineptitude is symptomatic of what is wrong with the rest of the media world, then a good, hard shakeout would not hurt them at all.

    There have been times when news reports were so off the wall that I would turn the sound down and insult the reporters in heinous ways. Gross exaggeration is the metier of yellow journalism like tabloids. They should know that and avoid it if they want to be believed, and that includes WaPo and the NYT.

    I get that they don’t like dTrump. He isn’t the pushover that bodaprez was, nor is he the Other Person who made promises that only little kids would believe, and was a major risk to national security. Those things don’t matter when you’re dealing with little kids, you know. Promise them a pony and a Popsicle, and they are so dumb they’ll get right into your car.

    But for Pete’s sake, when you are so angst-ridden by this childishness that you are now taking on that “jealous little kid” stuff and trying to excoriate his claims of self-made this or that, when his daddy Fred left him $413 million, but didn’t leave any of it to you, you are dumping this ridiculous preface to a temper tantrum on people who just don’t give a damn.

    Job numbers available are higher than they’ve been in a long time. Unemployment is at its lowest rate since 1969. Wages are good and some techno stuff may be coming back here. We might not get things like garment-making or furniture construction back for a while, but towns in what used to be the Rust Belt are reviving because tech companies’ employees are moving to them. These cycles do tend historically to repeat themselves. We now have trade deals with Canada and Mexico, because China’s a bit annoyed with us and our tariffs. Some foreign companies like Foxconn are bringing jobs here.

    If you want a real smack up the side of your head, Merkel’s Greenbean energy hasn’t been working, so more coal-fired power plants are under construction in Germany than have been in a while. Australia’s “green energy” utilities are so costly to consumers that people have to choose between light and food, so the Australians are going to build new nuclear power plants. The reality of the extreme cost of “renewables” is pounding on these silly people. 

    The point is that even a possible recession in the early to mid-2020s may be extremely mild, and not have much impact except on unskilled labor. The reality of what is going on now, which started after dTrump was elected and broke the back of Terminal Socialism, is that we are moving forward despite the cries of anguish from the Left side of the political fence. I think that the political pendulum swung as far as it could to the Left, reached its zenith, and slowly but surely has begun to make its way back to center where it belongs. You have  to have a certain amount of opposition in order to stay balanced.

    So I’ll ask those questions again:  what Universe is the media inhabiting? Are they all drunk? Is this a collective herd mentality that believes its own delusions? Or are they just kids still in diapers throwing tantrums because they can’t play with the burner knobs on the stove?

    Note: No grackles were harmed in the construction of this article.

  • Pentagon unveils new cartoon to recruit for the military.

    Pentagon unveils new cartoon to recruit for the military.

    Several people sent in this article and I have no idea what to make of it.  I hope there is some backstory that explains what this is about.

    This is being explained as part of the 5 Sided Insane Asylum’s new website update.

    According to the Pentagon, the video is intended to serve as an entry point into the rest of the website, which “finally matches up with the way Americans view news and content online” by providing more visuals and interactive content.
    “All year, the DOD’s #KnowYourMil campaign has been working to let the public know that our service members are no different from you,” the website states. “And while military jargon can be confusing to ‘civilians’ — also known as people with no military connection — the public can still be engaged without needing a translator to decipher that jargon.”
    I have no idea what they paid for this… thing.
  • Doxing Boy Update

    cosko doxer

    Former Democratic aide Jackson Cosko was arrested on charges of allegedly posting GOP senators’ private information online, known as “doxing,” made his first court appearance on Thursday.

    Cosko, 27, appeared in U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia a day after being arrested for “doxxing” GOP senators on Wikipedia.

    The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Columbia announced that Cosko has been charged with five federal offenses, including making public restricted personal information; making threats in interstate commerce; unauthorized access of a government computer; identity theft; and witness tampering.

    He is also charged with two D.C. offenses: Second-degree burglary, which carries up to 15 years in prison, and unlawful entry, which carries up to 6 months in prison.

    Magistrate Judge Deborah Robinson ordered that Cosko be held in detention pending a hearing set for Oct. 9.

    Its all fun and games until that bitch “Accountability” shows up in the form of a District of Columbia Magistrate with zero sense of humor. The entire article can be viewed at The Hill

    But wait there’s more-

    Fox News has uncovered two social media accounts that supposedly belong to Cosko. One account, @TrundleDaGreat, which has not been active since October 2, is linked to Cosko’s personal email account. Cosko was arrested on October 3.

    The other one, named “Radical Ed” is linked to an email account – livefreeorpwn@gmail.com – that sent a threatening email to another staffer who confronted Cosko after catching him in the office of Sen. Maggie Hassan, D-N.H., using an unauthorized login, according to Capitol Police.

    “If you tell anyone I will leak it all. Emails signal conversations gmails. Senators children’s health information and socials,” read the threatening email allegedly sent by Cosko.

    The social media account tweeted Graham’s personal information, though without the address, in reply to Move On, a progressive advocacy group that also tweeted Graham’s office phone number.

    This explains the witness tampering charge, a Federal offense. As I understand it, a Federal beef has no parole, but may take time off for “exemplary behavior,” whatever that entails. Read the article in its entirety Here.

  • Update: Former Navy Sailor Suspected of Sending Ricin-Laced Packages

    mattis ricin crispies

    Answering the mail for ChipNASA.

    Packages with suspicious substances — at least two of which tested positive for ricin — sent to the Pentagon, White House and Sen. Ted Cruz’s office in Texas this week were part of a coordinated effort by a former Navy sailor, officials told Fox News.

    Investigators said one of the envelopes, addressed to Defense Secretary James Mattis or the Navy’s top officer, Adm. John Richardson, contained a return address leading them to believe it came from the sailor, whose name has not been disclosed.

    Officials say a tip from the White House led the Pentagon to discover the two packages sent to the Pentagon.

    Both initially tested positive for ricin but are now in the hands of the FBI for further testing.

    The packages never made their way into the Pentagon, but were flagged in a mail delivery building next door on Monday, a Pentagon spokesperson confirmed to Fox News.

    Seems the envelopes contained Ricin seeds, not the refined lethal powder, but still enough to be detected. I think our mystery ‘former sailor’ missed Terror Mailing 101, the part where it’s not considered good practice to include a return address with the surprise package.

    The entire article can be viewed Here.

  • Reasons why we can not have nice things.

    JBLM soldier playing with handgun shoots girlfriend, police say

    A Joint Base Lewis-McChord soldier playing with a pistol shot and wounded his girlfriend Tuesday in Lakewood, according to Pierce County prosecutors.

    The 21-year-old was charged Thursday with one count of third-degree assault and released on his own recognizance with orders to live on base.

    The soldier is a specialist within the 7th Infantry Division, division spokesman Lt. Col. Roger Cabiness said.

    According to charging documents:

    Police and West Pierce Fire & Rescue crews were dispatched Tuesday night to a report of an accidental shooting at an apartment in the 8100 block of 83rd Avenue Southwest.

    First responders found the solider applying pressure to a wound on the right side of his 21-year-old girlfriend of four months. She told police they had just returned to his apartment after getting dinner when she heard a gunshot and fell to the ground.

    He ran to her and began administering first aid and called 911.

    The woman told medics her legs were tingling and she could barely feel her toes, but the extent of her injuries are unknown.

    The man gave a brief statement at the scene, saying the couple had just gotten back to his apartment from dinner. He always has a pistol with him, and thought he cleared the rounds from it when they returned.

    He said he didn’t realize it was loaded until it went off and the bullet hit his girlfriend.

    He gave a more detailed interview later, admitting he was playing with the gun and pointed it at his girlfriend, joking he was robbing her. He pulled the trigger, thinking the gun wasn’t loaded.

    It was loaded, and the gun went off and shot his girlfriend, he said.

    I can not envision what would happen if I pointed a weapon at the Soviet.  There are several different things that make her legs tingle and there are even brief moments when she can barely feel her toes.  However, I never play “Point the Gun” with her.

  • Not sure what the Packers were thinking here.

    flag?

    During Sunday’s pregame festivities, the Green Bay Packers trotted out this, ah, banner, of some sort, consisting of three stripes and by my count 26 stars in a blue field. With this crowd I doubt I need to go into what the American flag symbolizes, and this isn’t it. The only flag I can find that’s close, sans stars, is the flag of the Netherlands.

    netherlands

    I for one haven’t been following the NFL of late, and for all I know the Netherlands may very well have an NFL team, although why they would want one is beyond me.

    A lot of fans were confused, too, by their tweets:

    “Who comes up with ideas like this? Number of stars (States in Union) and number of stripes (colonies that won our independence) defines us. That thing on the field is not our nation’s banner.
    1:41 PM – Sep 30, 2018 ”

    “in honor of the Euros winning the Ryder Cup?

    “Very unamerican flag at packers game no real surprise”

    To mention a few.

    Wonder if Kaepernick would take a knee for this?
    /sarc

    The entire article may be viewed at the Breitbart News Link

  • All Hands!! Attention On Deck!!! Listen Up!!!!

    You should all be aware that the “Me Too” movement by women regarding sexual harassment and misconduct started about one year ago. Furthermore, this next week, there will be an investigation by the FBI as ordered by dTrump, as well as a one week delay on the confirmation vote.

    .https://www.wsj.com/articles/senate-judiciary-committee-prepares-to-vote-on-kavanaugh-this-morning-1538134779

    The drama is not over yet, but may be reaching a peak shortly.

    Why? An astrologer would said it has to do with Venus (women) retrograde in Scorpio and square to Saturn in Capricorn, no longer retrograde but moving forward. Capricorn is the control freak sign in the zodiac. Saturn symbolizes structure and authority, which applies to control freaks. I should know. My sister is a Capricorn.

    So we can go with the astrological explanation, or we can take a different and more prosaic viewpoint.  They seem pretty much the same.

    Whether or not you believe in karmic influence is immaterial. Per karmic law, the energy from whatever you do goes out into the Universe and comes back to you nine times over. It ‘s another way of saying ‘What goes around, comes around.’

    Bearing in mind that the Democrat side of the Senate is dead set on controlling everything, the reality is that their control is slipping, and they may know it but refuse to recognize it. However, their behavior is clearly saying ‘we know we are losing control here’. Why else would Pelosi put out a begging letter already?

    Sen. Flake has asked for an investigation and a one-week delay on the vote. Pres. Trump has asked the FBI, as I said, to pursue an investigation.  What will happen next?

    In one week, the SJC will be required to vote ‘Yes” or “No”, like it or not. Nothing will be found impugning Kavanaugh. The “guilty until proven innocent” is as Medieval as you can get, and I once said ‘Do NOT go Medieval on my ass!’  I meant every word of it.

    Therefore, should Mr. Kavanaugh not receive the vote to seat him on the SCOTUS bench, the next candidate is Amy Barrett. 

    Barrett is, as we all know, a Catholic, which means that her view of things like abortion may be even less acceptable than Kavanaugh’s history. The fact that Roe v. Wade, passed in 1967 and tested several times since then, has not yet been overturned is immaterial to them. The first thing they will pounce on, like the fools they are, will be that issue, which in my view is, and for 50+ years has been, a non-issue. To say that it will be automatically overturned is utter nonsense boiling out of pure ignorance.

    By delaying the vote instead of holding it, and letting everyone know that they are the most obnoxious control freaks on the planet, the Democrats are setting themselves up for what can only be termed the most laughable and obnoxious public decision they have ever inflicted on themselves.

    They had a good choice with Kavanaugh, but trumped-up fantasies from “this one time in high school…” have had them chasing themselves and their stubby, wrinkled, little tails in entirely the wrong direction. And now, unless I’m informed otherwise, they will have to vote for someone, whether or not they like it, or leave SCOTUS in an unbalanced and untenable position.  While I realize that there are other candidates waiting in the wings, they and Barrett all have the advantage of witnessing the biggest, and possibly most egregious clown show since Bozo left the circus.

    And frankly, the leftreds and Democraps brought it on themselves.

    “Lord, what fools these mortals be!” : Puck to Oberon, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 3, Sc. 2.

    Chin up! It is not over yet.