Category: “Teh Stoopid”

  • Florida Couple Builds Drive-Through Window for Drugs

    “From Florida again?” This is a common theme among responses to posts involving phonies; many of whom hail from Florida. A popular “guess” ponders what they’re putting in the water that’s causing many people to either embellish or ride the phony pony.

    Instead of the water, could it be the innovative ways that drugs are being sold? A couple in Florida built a drive through window, in their mobile home, for people to purchase drugs. They didn’t stop there.

    They provided signs directing drug customers to their window. They even had an “open/close” sign that had a “will be back” section.

    From Fox News:

    Ocala Police said the couple had turned a kitchen window into a drive-thru so customers would not have to constantly enter and exit their home, potentially drawing unwanted attention, WFTV reported. The house had signs directing people where to drive and indicated whether it was open or closed, police said.

    Of course, Parrish’s dad tried to pull the “nice guy” card in defense of his son:

    William Parrish Sr. told WFTV his son had been “trying to get himself straightened out” and maintained reports of overdoses were a “lie.”

    On the legal side of the house, Las Vegas is home to a 24-foot-long fully functional bong:

  • David Hogg Threatens to ‘Destroy’ Smith & Wesson

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    The Man with a Mission, David Hogg, apparently hasn’t been receiving his required amount of attention lately, so he’s come out with a new plan- threaten a manufacturing company for funds or else.

    Guns America reports Hogg, while participating in an anti-gun march in Massachusetts over the weekend, the gun-control crusader posted a ridiculous ultimatum to Smith & Wesson.

    Hogg told the popular firearms and ammunition manufacturer, headquartered in Springfield, via Twitter, that it had to fund “gun violence prevention research” to the tune of $5 million annually and cease making certain black rifles or else…

    Hogg and his posse of moonbat millennials would “destroy” S&W.
    “We will destroy you by using the two things you fear most,” wrote Hogg. “Love and economics see you soon.”

    Now, where I came from, this type of activity is known as “Extortion” and is generally frowned upon by Law Enforcement. Be that as it may, I don’t think S&W will pay a whole lot of attention to the attention whore Hogg.

    tip ‘o the hat to AW1 Rod for the link

  • The Real FISA Scandal

    I held off posting this article because the author’s bluntness generated my own questions.  I’m only posting a portion of it. The full article is at the link here:

    https://www.city-journal.org/html/real-fisa-scandal-15706.html

    The Real FISA Scandal by Andrew Klavan.

    Subtitle: a bill for eight years of willful media blindness is starting to come due.  Published in City Journal 2/4/2018

    Scandal is not an exact science. But on a scale of “nothingburger” (Bret Stephens of the New York Times) to “worse than Watergate” (GOP congressman Steve King), the information in the House Intelligence Committee FISA Memo comes in at about a solid seven. It now seems very likely the FBI and Department of Justice deceived a FISA court with an uncorroborated piece of Democrat-funded oppo research in order to obtain a warrant to spy on American citizen Carter Page. If, as seems reasonable to conjecture, the broader target turns out to have been the Donald Trump presidential campaign for which Page had recently worked, the needle on the scandal meter will begin to edge up into the red zone.

    Let’s put it this way: if this sort of thing had gone on under President Trump or even George W. Bush, the Times would have announced the news in front-page headlines so large it would have taken two strong men just to carry the letters to the press room. An enormous collection of Times reportage on the subject—with a black cover and some title like “The Path to Tyranny”—would have been on the bookstore shelves within the month.

    And yet mainstream journalism’s reaction to the memo has so diverged from its past practices—and indeed from the media’s usual narrative about its own heroic role in our republic—that it constitutes a sort of meta-scandal within the scandal that in some ways is more dispiriting than the FISA scandal itself.

    America’s news centers—from 42nd Street in Manhattan all the way to 57th Street in Manhattan—did everything within their power to suppress, taint, and minimize the impact of the memo, even before they knew what was in it. “President Trump’s assault on the nation’s law enforcement apparatus is unlike anything America has seen in modern times,” wailed a Times “analysis” (the paper’s term of art for front-page editorializing). “The memo is the most explicit Republican effort yet to discredit the FBI’s investigation into Trump and Russia,” reports CNN, increasingly the most trusted name in hysteria.

    -break-

    The article is rather long but worth the time it takes to read the entire piece, at the link posted above. City Journal comes from the Manhattan Institute, a think tank that seems to be taking a rather jaundiced view of “trends” in society and their effects on people in general.

    This is eight months later, Kavanaugh is the SCJ nominee (probably the best choice) and Donald McGahn is White House Counsel. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

    McGahn is cooperating with the Special Counsel Investigation into whether or not there was collusion with the Russians (which ones, for Pete’s sake??!?!?) to tamper with the election in 2016.

    So the question about McGahn’s “spill” to NYT and SCI is simple: is he feeding them stuff with Trump’s consent, or is he in cahoots with them? I’d say he’s feeding them stuff, enough to make them look as bad as they are. By “bad”, I mean scrambling to find a way to get rid of Trump before his term of office ends. It comes up occasionally in news articles.

    And you have to wonder why, in view of the damaging things that were done by the previous administration – things that were an obvious intent to subvert a legitimate government – why were the media mavens so eager to fall in line behind someone whose sole intent was to destroy their freedom to be stupid fools? Why are they so blind to it?

    Well, my response is simple: take a hard, hard look at the dumbfuckery that Ernest Hemingway got himself into by agreeing to write article for NKVD publications here in the USA and overseas. He certainly wasn’t stupid, by any measure. He was a war correspondent. He drove an ambulance during WWI and subsequently got a news gig during the early days of the war in Europe, which included Franco’s attacks on the Spanish government, to report the news to US media centers. He did file reports steadily, probably by telegraph or possibly by telephone or wireless radio. What he did not see or understand, until the very end of his life when he was kicked out of Cuba by Fidel Castro and lost his home La Finca in Havana to the Cuban government, was that he was never viewed as anything but a pawn in the game of spreading communism.

    A few weeks ago, I reported on ‘Writer, Sailor, Soldier, Spy’, a biography of Hemingway by Robert Conquest. I got five chapters into that and had to put it down, because I really wanted to punch Hemingway as hard as I could. How anyone with his level of intelligence could be so easily duped was beyond me, but the NKVD people in New York, Europe, and elsewhere knew exactly how to feed his ridiculous ego enough to do that, and at the end, after writing ‘The Old Man and the Sea”, his last novel, he realized how much he had been had. He ended his life because of it.

    He was nothing but a tool in the very skilled hands of Stalin’s spy/propaganda network. That applies to the entire pack of idiots scrambling now to find some way to get rid of Trump ASAP. With them, it seems to start in kindergarten and roll all the way into college, fed every bit of believable stupidity you can possibly imagine, and throw in some Tootsie Rolls while you’re at it.

    I don’t know whether to be angry at these fools, or just point at them and laugh, because they are leading themselves into a swamp that drains into a black hole and will never leave it if they don’t see how they’ve trapped themselves. At this point, I don’t care what happens to them. The power hungry people in Washington who are now scrambling eagerly to try to find a way to dump Trump are digging their own black holes right now.

    But that question still goes unanswered: why are they so willfully blind to the traps they are setting for themselves?

    Why?

  • Reality Winner Wins 5 Years in Prison

    A reading of the linked article showed that Reality Winner had contempt for capitalism and its impact on the environment. She also supported Edward Snowden. She showed intent by using software that allowed her to hide her tracks. You saw what transpired after that.

    Yes, she definitely knew that she was doing something that she wasn’t supposed to do.

    From The New York Times:

    Ms. Winner’s lawyers asked the judge to take into account in sentencing that she had served honorably in the Air Force, had been a top student and had no prior criminal record. “She is someone who has done something she should not have done — and knows she should not have done,” John Bell, one of Ms. Winner’s lawyers, told Judge Hall. “But she’s not an evil person.”

    It appears that the court opted for the lesser sentence, instead of going to a trial where she could’ve faced 10 years of prison. Doing so would’ve exposed more classified material. Ultimately, it was the best interest of national security and other reasons, and not the argument that Reality Winner “Isn’t such a bad person at all” that won her the lesser of the two.

    Federal guidelines allowed for a sentence of up to 10 years, but prosecutors agreed in June to a sentence of 63 months, to avoid a trial that would require discussing classified reports and intelligence gathering techniques in open court. Prosecutors argued in a sentencing memorandum filed this week that such a trial “would compound the exceptionally grave harm to national security already caused by the defendant,” and that the plea agreement “reflects a fair resolution of the defendant’s criminal culpability. ”

    She has probably been exposed to reality while in confinement, and will be exposed to more reality after her release, given what she has done. Reality is going to hit Reality Winner like a ton of bricks… Repeatedly.

  • Seen, or heard, of people doing “the stupid”?

    During one of my Navy Mediterranean deployments, we left the pier with one less Marine. The word surrounding his remaining behind was that he tried to screw over a prostitute. The transaction started normally enough.

    They had their initial discussion of services and required funds.

    Once that got out of the way, and money changed hands, they did their business. However; when the prostitute thought they were done, the Marine had other plans. He punched her and knocked her down. He grabbed her purse, took his money, and tried to take off.

    Unfortunately, the police got to him before he could return to the ship. He may have gotten a bargain after all for that money that he tried to take back.

    Meanwhile, in the United States, a prostitution sting “hit the jackpot” with one of the military Johns they caught.

    In this video, four Fort Hood Soldiers got netted in a prostitution sting. One of the Soldiers had a knife, duct tape, and a body bag in his possession. The sheriff in the video, asked, “What were his intentions? We don’t know!” He continues on and states that they may have stopped a serious crime.

    You think?

    They also busted three illegal aliens in the same sting. One of them had a gun in his possession.

    Interested in what you guys have seen, in the military or elsewhere, where people take, “How stupid can you get?” As a challenge.

    Go nuts.

  • Mattis to Send US Navy Hospital Ship to Aid Venezuelan Migrants

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    Military Daily reports Defense Secretary Jim Mattis said he would dispatch a U.S. Navy hospital ship to the Colombian coast to help treat Venezuelan refugees that have overwhelmed the Colombian medical system — the first U.S. military foray into the Venezuela crisis.

    “It is absolutely a humanitarian mission. We’re not sending soldiers, we’re sending doctors,” Mattis told reporters of his plans to send the gleaming white, former freighter with a Red Cross painted on its side to help treat refugees in Colombia and probably other Latin American nations.

    No timetable was given for when a ship, probably USNS Comfort home ported in Norfolk Virginia, would set sail for Columbia.

    U.S. defense officials have yet to say how the ship would be outfitted for the Venezuelan refugee health care relief mission. In times of war, the Comfort can carry 1,215 military medical personnel, conduct 12 simultaneous surgeries, operate 1,000 hospital beds and ferry casualties by helicopter. Typically, it has carried a smaller crew with lesser capabilities aimed at providing basic humanitarian relief in hard-to-reach areas or places stricken by natural disaster.

    More than a million Venezuelans have fled food shortages and poverty in their homeland in the past 18 months, often traveling by foot and bus to neighboring Colombia and in smaller numbers to Brazil in what the United Nations sees as a refugee crisis. Both countries have tried to shore up security along their land borders while taking in migrants.

    The decision to deploy U.S. medical troops to the worst migration crisis in South American history is a significant departure from Trump administration policy. Defense officials have left the response to civilian and international humanitarian relief organizations to deny Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro the possibility of casting it as a U.S. military intervention in the region.

    So far, the United States has provided at least $55 million in overall assistance, something defense officials have emphasized particularly since President Donald Trump announced last summer that he was not “ruling out a military option” to solve the Venezuelan crisis.

    Mattis said he had hoped to announce the hospital ship mission in its entirety at the close of his week-long visit, during which the Venezuelan migration crisis came up in every stop.

    Venezuela is in a death spiral with unimaginable inflation. Their real GDP is expected to shrink by 18 percent this year, marking five consecutive years of economic decline. The International Monetary Fund (IMF) compared the hyperinflation to that of post-WWI Germany. I’ll just leave that there.

    One of the richest countries in South America brought to this in just a few short years. Yeah, give me none of that Socialist Kool-Aid, thanks.

  • Rep. Duncan Hunter, wife; indicted

    Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif., and his wife, Margaret, were indicted on charges of illegally converting $250,000 in campaign funds for personal expenses and filing false records, prosecutors announced Tuesday.

    In response, House Speaker Paul Ryan said Tuesday evening that he would remove the congressman from all committee assignments for the time being, calling the charges against Hunter “deeply serious.”

    Among the allegations named in the 48-page indictment included instances between 2009 and 2016 when Hunter and his wife used campaign funds to pay for family vacations to Italy and Hawaii, school tuition, dental work, and even domestic and international travel for almost a dozen relatives, according to a press release from the Southern District of California’s U.S. Attorney’s Office.

    Read the full story here: Rep. Duncan Hunter, wife indicted on corruption charges in California

    I doubt the days of taking are over. Greed is as old as man, no surprise. Drain the swamp.

  • Coast Guard for the Save

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    The Navy Times reports the Coast Guard rescued three boaters found clinging to the hull of their capsized 24-foot vessel off Texas.

    All three men were unharmed in Monday afternoon’s incident shortly after leaving Galveston.

    Officials received a mayday call from a man saying his recreational boat was taking on water near the Galveston jetties.

    Petty Officer Edward Wargo in Houston says Coast Guard personnel arrived and provided life jackets to the boaters, plus a line to the capsized vessel.

    All three men were transferred to the Coast Guard vessel and transported to shore.

    Officials aren’t sure why the boat began sinking. Wargo says the partly submerged boat was anchored Tuesday and a salvage company was expected to remove the vessel.

    So much fail on the part of the boaters; these guys were lucky the Coast Guard was nearby to provide assistance. No life jackets aboard, and one wonders how the emergency was called in- I’m betting a cell phone. Well maintained vessels don’t just take on water, either. At least the salvage will be expensive, so there is that.

    Well done Coast Guard, and maybe these fellows learned a lesson.