Category: “Teh Stoopid”

  • Unintentional Truth In Advertising, Political-Style

    Here’s a quote for ya. Let’s see if you can guess the source:

    “And of course, the reason is we’ve proved that Communism works. If you give everybody a good government job, there’s no crime.”

    Now, who said that? Lenin? Khrushchev? Stalin? Brezhnev? Mao? Castro?  The leader of the Shining Path, or some other Communist guerrilla group?  Maybe Marx, speaking of his future Communist utopia?

    Nope. None of the above.

    If you guessed a current Member of Congress from South Florida – give yourself a big honking Attaboy (or Attagirl).

    No, I’m not joking. It was Representative Joe Garcia of Florida. He currently represents western Miami-Dade County and the Florida Keys.

    I’ll leave figuring out Rep. Garcia’s political party affiliation as the proverbial “exercise for the reader.”

    Predictably, Garcia has since backed away from his statement.  He’s now claiming that he never intended to endorse Communism and was being “tongue in cheek” when he made the remark.

    Of course, this was the same Congressman who was also caught on-camera  engaging in what can at best be described as rather disgusting personal behavior on live TV (House Jusdiciary Committe markup, broadcast live on C-Span).  And who’s also featured video of himself hanging out with a politician awaiting arrested last summer on public corruption charges in a recent political ad (which has since been pulled from Youtube).  And who thinks we have a “border problem” in Puerto Rico.

    So personally I just don’t buy his claim of, “I was just kidding.”

    “Tongue in cheek”, hell – try “foot-in-mouth Freudian slip”.  Or maybe, “I was just doing what comes naturally – being the village idiot.”

    Hopefully the good voters of South Florida will replace this    moron        idiot    fool with someone of at least normal intelligence in November.

  • I’ll Just Leave This Here . . . .

    Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM
    Cops: Drunk suspect, 49, also sought to tryst with picnic table

     

    Yeah, alcohol was indeed a contributing factor.  “Contributing”, as in “the guy was plowed“.

    Must have been a  one helluva wild night over at the Grand Ole Opry.  (smile)

    Unlike the time the guy in Seattle tried to make it with a SUV there doesn’t seem to be video of this little incident. But based on the description and the guy’s mug shot, that’s probably a good thing.

  • Nice to See DoD Has Plenty of Money

    I guess that must be the case.  DoD has decided to play around with R&R leave rules.

    Yeah – again.

    Now, it seems as if anyone who deploys prior to 1 June 2014 to “the land areas of Bahrain, Kuwait, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan” will be “grandfathered” for R&R.  Specifically, it means if you deploy before 1 June 2014, you’ll be authorized non-chargeable R&R leave, complete with paid transportation to/from the leave location.

    Deploy on or after 1 June 2014 to those areas, and you’re SOL.

    The reason those 9 areas were losing R&R authorization was that they’re also losing “combat zone” designation on 1 June 2014 – and thus most “combat zone” bennies.  They still are.

    Personally, I think that’s long overdue.  If there have been shots fired in anger in any of those 9 countries during the past decade, I certainly haven’t heard of it.  They’ve IMO been nothing but a remote unaccompanied tour for at least that long.

    Sheesh.  It seems to me that using a little common sense was all that was required vice yet another exception to policy.  Specifically:  if you had spent enough time to qualify for R&R under the “old rules” as of 1 June 2014 (6+ months, if I recall correctly), then you should get R&R.  If not – well, as JFK said, “Life is not fair.”  Maybe that’s just me.

    But I do have to wonder how anyone reporting in on 1 June is going to feel now when the guy or gal who got there a week earlier goes on R&R – and they realize they won’t get to do the same.

    Still, it’s nice to see that DoD has a bunch of extra money laying around.  They must have in order to pay for things like this.

  • Aliens hate the Taliban

    Aliens hate the Taliban

    Aliens hate the Taliban

    Well, doesn’t everyone? I think they hate themselves. But this video is supposed to be proof that there are aliens and they’re battling the Taliban alongside coalition forces;

    I don’t think that the “experts” believe it though, at least not those interviewed by Stars & Stripes;

    “The video is pretty funny,” said Samuel J. Brannen, a senior fellow at the Center for Strategic and International Studies who specializes in drones and other unmanned military systems.

    For one thing, the purported aircraft is far too close to the target, putting it in danger both from ground fire and from the blast of its weapons.

    “I can’t think of a pilot I know who would want to be that close to the target once they dropped ordnance,” he said. “Unless it is both unmanned and you really don’t care about what happens to it, why be that close?”

    Jordan Thomas, a B-1 bomber pilot who retired from the Air Force as a colonel early this year, pointed out a mismatch between the apparent gunshots from the craft and the effect on the ground.

    It’s nice to know that we’re on the side of the rest of the universe, for a change, though.

  • Yer Friday Funny – Y’all Ain’t Gonnal Believe This Sh . . . (Part 2)

    The article’s title says it all:

    Houston Authorities Searching For ‘Serial Defecator’

    Given how many “good news stories” we’ve seen out of Houston recently, it may only be a matter of time before we see this guy featured on one of them.

    . . .

    In a separate but thematically-related story:  one guy in Louisiana got busted and sent to jail.  He also apparently decided to engage in a bit of “creative contraband smuggling”.  (Yeah, he got caught.)

    I guess there’s a first time for everything.  Never heard of someone taking the suggestion to “take that cell phone and stick it where the sun don’t shine” quite that literally before.  (smile)

  • YRGBSM!! (the “R” Stands for “Really”)

    I wish I were, and that this article of mine was fiction.  Sadly, I’m not – and it isn’t.

    DoD is buying “green fuels”.  We all knew that.  Hell, it’s one of this administration’s   obsessions    apparent means of political payback    wealth redistribution mechanisms    truly stupid ideas   pet projects.

    But this time, what DoD’s done IMO really takes the cake.  Let me assure you – you don’t want to know what DoD has been paying for “green” jet fuel.

    You probably need to know.  But you don’t want to know.

    The article documenting just how badly Uncle Sam is taking it in the . . . ear regarding some of this type of “green fuel” can be found here.  It’s so damn bad I’m intentionally omitting some of the details in this article.

    If you really want to get p!ssed, follow the link and read it.  If you have even two or more working brain cells and pay taxes I’m pretty sure you will be seriously angry after reading it.

    And yeah – one of the guys heavily invested in the firm getting top dollar is a big donor to the current Administration’s political party.

    Given what else is going on with the DoD budget these days, this is particularly galling to me.  But maybe that’s just me.

    Sheesh.  GMAFB.

     

    (Edited to add:  hat tip to the Drudge Report for the link.)

  • She probably votes, too

    She probably votes, too

    The Sun

    Pinto Nag sends us this video and if I say anything about it, it would ruin the entire experience for you. But it’s a 9-1-1 call and it’s safe for work;

  • Yer Sunday Funny: “Truth In Advertising”

    Meet Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old resident of Corvalis, Oregon.

    Yeah, you guessed it. He was recently busted for DUI while wearing that shirt. That’s his mug shot.

    At least he was honest. (smile)