Category: “Teh Stoopid”

  • 34 Kicked Out For Cheating at Prototype

    Today we learned from Fox News that 34 people have been separated from the Navy for cheating on qualification tests at the Charleston, South Carolina prototype training site:

    The number of accused and the duration of cheating are greater than was known when the Navy announced in February that it had discovered cheating on qualification exams by an estimated 20 to 30 sailors seeking to be certified as instructors at the nuclear training unit at Charleston, South Carolina.

    At least 10 more are currently under investigation, and their status at this time is unclear.

    Social media pages involving Navy nukes are obviously talking about this. While all are glad that this cheating ring was busted, many were unsurprised by the fact that it occurred.

    Prototype is the third stage in the training of prospective nuclear plant operators. After graduation from Basic Training at Great Lakes, “baby nukes” are sent to Charleston to attend Nuclear Field “A” School as either Machinist Mates, Electricians Mates, or Electronics Technicians. Then they attend 24 weeks of Nuclear Power School, where they are taught everything from math and Physics to metallurgy, reactor dynamics, Chemistry, and further in-rate and cross-rate knowledge. Prototype also starts with more classroom training before students move “in-hull”, as we called it back in the day. There, students stand “under instruction” watches and learn about all systems within the plant.

    Qualifications are closely monitored, with students required to make continuous progress and stay “ahead of the curve”. Written exams are given, and when the qualification card (book) is complete, the student is given an oral qualification board with 3-4 staff members quizzing the student on any and all plant systems. At this point, the student is then considered ready for assignment to a carrier or submarine, although qualification on the ship/submarine they are assigned to may take up to another year after they arrive at their ultimate duty station.

    (Admiral) Richardson (Head of Naval Reactors) said he met individually with each of the accused and heard at least two common themes: a belief that there was little risk of getting caught, and a work environment at the nuclear training site that created stresses and pressures on the approximately 300 sailors who serve as instructors.

    IMHO, there are several reasons why this culture came about. This is not the first cheating scandal to occur in the Nuclear Navy–there have been cases aboard the USS Memphis and USS Eisenhower, but this is the first notable cheating scandal to occur at a training command, and involving staff members.

    The prototypes in question are what were referred to as “floatotypes”–reconverted ballistic missile submarines whose engine rooms serve as the training platforms for the students assigned there after Nuclear Power School. These plants are now 50 years old. Simply keeping them running is proving to be a challenge, to the point the staff doesn’t have enough time to qualify themselves, let alone perform their primary function of qualifying students.

    Next, for about 15-20 years now, the mentality in training for nuclear power seems to have shifted from a “filter” to a “pump” mentality. The attrition rate 25+ years ago in Nuclear Power School alone could be as high as 30-40 percent. My class was lucky–we lost “only” 25 percent. Although most of the losses occurred in “A” school and NPS, by no means was a student guaranteed to graduate prototype, and a number did fail out. But the need for instructors and staff became so acute, after around 2000, the Top 50/Top 50 (top 50 percent in both NPS and Prototype) requirement was set aside. Talking to some folks who were instructors, this was a mistake. Folks who should never have been able to screen for instructor duty did so, and their lack of knowledge was glaring.

    Most of the folks who were cheating were “sea-returnees”, people who had at least one tour under their belts, and some more. These were not people fresh out of the pipeline. Many were First Class Petty Officers or even Chief Petty Officers, who SHOULD have had at least the “big picture” knowledge on how to run a plant safely and maximize propulsion–the two key goals of any ship or submarine. The senior enlisted watch on board a submarine is Engineering Watch Supervisor (EWS). These watchstanders are the eyes and ears of the Engineering Officer of the Watch (EOOW), and in fact underway they relieve the EOOW as required or during emergency. Most of the people caught cheating had EWS qualifications at their underway commands. The fact that the prototype was a different type of plant is really less concern than one might think–pumps are pumps, valves are valves, etc., and it’s just a matter of how they’re put together that makes plants different.

    Finally, Naval Reactors is, to put it nicely, assholes when it comes to training, particularly testing. Scores must fit in a certain range–too high, the test was too easy. Too low, the test is too hard, but you can’t have a test with NO failures, and Rickover’s ghost help you if you’re the “designated failure”. Some of it makes sense, some of it you just kind of shrug and accept, and some is just jaw-dropping fucktardery.

    Imagine Naval Reactors or the ORSE team coming on and telling the E/RC Divisions that their test on Electrical Safety was too easy because they had no failures. Really? No shit? Hey, they had no failures because IT’S THEIR FREAKING JOB! If they did fail electrical safety CT Exams, should they really be sticking their asses in switchgear or energized equipment drawers? Frankly, it’s an archaic method of gauging knowledge, and not a very effective one.

    It creates more knowledgeable operators, to be sure, but it gets to a point it becomes nearly impossible to complete the tests in the allotted timeframe. We’re talking 100-page EWS exams that had to be completed in 8 hours or less. No multiple choice, no fill-in-the-blank. Essay questions, every one. Failure to put down key words, phrases, or adequately explain detail down to incredibly silly detail in some cases would be enough to create a failure. Failure could be cause for getting booted out of instructor duty, an almost certain career-ending result.

    So we have overworked instructors, who may or may not have been good choices for instructor duty, given exams that were wholly unrealistic tests of their knowledge. End result? See above.

    Unfortunately, Naval Reactors (and Big Navy) have, to paraphrase Monty Python, found their witch, and they have burned them. But they won’t really address the issues that led up to this. Treat the symptom, not the disease.

  • Such a Simple Concept, Even Conan the Barbarian “Got It”

    So, why can’t our Federal government figure it out – and fix the problem?

    Enjoy. (smile)



  • [facepalm]

    Sometimes there just aren’t any appropriate words. Provided without comment.

    Maine Man, 19, Poses For New Mug Shot Wearing
    T-Shirt With Photo Of His Old Mug Shot

  • Just When You Think You’ve “Seen It All” . . .

    . . . something happens to make you realize you haven’t.  Lit this bit of manifest idiocy from LA:

    Los Angeles weighs cash incentive
    in bid to boost voter turnout

    Yeah, you read that correctly.  LA is actually thinking of offering some form of cash incentive to get people to vote.  The proposal envisions some form of lottery system to dispense cash to at least some who voted.

    Maybe it’s just me.  But if someone has to be paid to get up off their dead a** and vote, I’m not really sure I want to see them voting at all. I also wonder how this is going to square with the various laws against offering cash/other things of value for votes.

    You haven’t heard the best part yet, though. The proposal comes from the LA Ethics Commission.

    I sh!t you not.

  • Evidence That Some People Have More $$$ Than Brain Cells

    Most expensive car ever auctioned is sold for $34.65 million

    Yeah, I get that it’s a “Ferrari”.  Still – nearly $35 million for a freaking car?  That’s . . . just plain stupid.

    I wonder if the new owner wants to buy a bridge?  (smile)

  • Beauty? Perhaps. Chutzpah? Yep. Brains? Um, Maybe Not So Much.

    A young woman in Riverside, CA, told her employer she’d injured her foot while working. The injury was allegedly bad enough she repeatedly told doctors she “could not wear any type of shoe for a period of time and could not move it [her foot] in any direction.”

    Her doctor provided an orthopedic shoe and crutches. She was ordered not to work. Because the injury was sustained at work, she was eligible for workman’s compensation benefits. She must have hurt her foot pretty badly, too – she was out of work for weeks.

    There was only one problem. While not working because of her “injuries” and drawing said workman’s compensation benefits, the young lady participated in multiple beauty contests.

    A video of one of those events even made it onto YouTube.  That particular beauty contest was only a few days after her initial claim of injuring her foot.

    Oops.

    It seems that one of the things she did while participating in those beauty contest was walk – in high heels, with no apparent discomfort or difficulty. Which was precisely what she claimed she could not do, and which was also what she claimed prevented her from working.

    Shawna Lynn Palmer, 22, is now facing three felony charges and the possibility of 1 year in jail, 3 years of probation, and paying $24k in restitution.

    I guess it takes all kinds.

  • From the Same State that Brought You “The Artist Formerly Known as Prince” . . .

    A town in Minnesota has a new mayor. The town of Cormorant, to be precise.

    Their new mayor is a bit, well, different.  He goes by only one name. That name? “Duke”.

    No, it’s not really odd for him to have only one name.. The new mayor is a dog.

    Literally.

    I’m not joking.

    Hey, first the “good voters” of Minnesota elected Jesse Ventura as governor. Then they elected Al “Felons’ Choice” Franken to the US Senate. So why wouldn’t they elect a damn dog to public office?

    I couldn’t find out if Duke’s coat is considered “yellow”, or if he ran as a Democrat.  But both of those being true would indeed be apropos – then he’d truly be a “yellow-dog Democrat.”  (smile)

  • New Army PT Gear: Coming to a Clothing Sales Store Near You

    
    

    Yep:  yet another new uniform.

    You can take a look at the new stuff here.  According to the article, it will cost a touch less than the existing PT gear – maybe as much as a whopping $3 less for the set.

    To cut costs, there’s no reflective lettering on this new uniform. But as the linked article reminds us all:  “When needed, soldiers can wear reflective belts.”  (sheesh)

    There will also be a “mix-n-match” optional version of the new PT gear.  This optional version will be made of different, “higher performance fabric”. This optional version will be will not be issued to all; soldiers desiring these items will need to purchase them out of pocket.  These items will also be substantially more costly than the issue version.

    Yeah, I said “mix-n-match” above.  The concept is to allow optional and issue items to be mixed if the soldier desires to do so.

    That’s gonna look just freaking great as stuff is laundered a few times and and fades. I’ve yet to see two different fabrics that fade the same when repeatedly laundered.

    The new PT gear is the result of soldier feedback from at least two surveys. For the first, 76,000+ soldiers responded; for the second, 170,000. At 10 min per survey, that’s, only . . . oh, 19.65 standard staff-years just to respond to the surveys.

    And that doesn’t include the time to record and analyze the data, develop the surveys, design and test the uniforms, or put out a contract for their manufacture. Or to buy and issue the new uniforms.

    Hey, I wasn’t a big fan of the grey post-2000 Army PT uniform. But it worked well enough. Who cares if Joe and Jane Tentpeg didn’t like the way it looked? It’s not a damned fashion statement, folks – it’s freaking PT gear.  You wear it while you get smelly, sweaty, and nasty while working out hard.

    So, somebody tell me: why in the hell did we spend the $$$ to develop something new to replace something that worked well enough – yet again?

    Must be because the Army has plenty of money.  Yeah, that’s it.  Gotta be.