Category: Shitbags

  • More Schepansky antics

    Someone sent us a link to the Plymouth Patch article about a letter that Schepansky has submitted to the Canton Board of Education as proof of his claims that he is a Special Forces officer.

    A commenter at the article pretty much covers everything that is wrong with the letter;

    First the zip code from this letter is North Carolina, not Indiana. I was stationed at Ft. Ben in 1991, I don’t remember this command there.

    Also, that seal, the “United States War Office” hasn’t been used in decades.

    Also note the zip code is wrong for the “Griffin Consulting”, allegedly in New York, listed in the address line.

    There also doesn’t appear to be a 1670 Jefferson Avenue in White Plains, NY…Jefferson Avenue in White Plains is a residential street.

    Finally, all U.S. Army officers are commissioned by the President, with advice and consent from the U.S. Senate.

    Not to mention;

    The letterhead on the stationery, dated Sept. 19, 1999, appears to be from the Department of the Army’s Personnel Administration Center, based at Fort Benjamin Harrison, IN. But the fort was closed in 1995 and turned into national park and residential area.

    I hope this shitbag gets some jail time for this obvious forgery.

  • Burglarized Valor

    Scott sends a link to an article from San Antonio about a wounded, wheelchair-bound Afgahanistan veteran, Nick Perales, whose apartment was ransacked and some electronics stolen, but to make matters worse, they stole his medals including the Purple Heart representing his sacrifice that put him in that wheelchair;

    “It pisses me off, it makes me really mad because I’ve done a lot for that,” said Perales.

    “Not only do they not care about the men who have served, but they don’t care about themselves because anyone who can come into some ones home and take something they have earned and obviously lost a lot for, they don’t care,” said Perales’ wife Krista Walker.

    The article states that law enforcement has recovered evidence from the burglary. I hope the thief pulls a gun out on the cops and gets a summary firing squad.

  • Phony SF major Schepansky fired

    We first uncovered the phony SF major, Ray Schepansky back in May when he was arrested for bringing a firearm on school property at the school where he worked as a military history teacher near Detroit. Apparently he was using the persona that he had cultivated there (the crazy special forces veteran) to bully his fellow teachers. Well, Peg McNichol of the local newspaper (the Canton Patch) reports that Schepansky was fired from teaching.

    The Plymouth-Canton Community Schools’ board made the 5-0 decision in a closed meeting last week, district officials confirmed. Two board members were absent. The specific reason for the firing is not clear.

    While the district wasn’t clear on the reasons they justified firing a tenured teacher, McNichol uncovered Schepansky’s application for employment at the school;

    On his application to teach at Plymouth-Canton Schools, he claimed to be a U.S. Army Reserve captain, a Special Forces member and a Ranger. But the highest rank he achieved, according to U.S. Army officials, is sergeant first class. He was never a reservist or in the Special Forces, according to U.S. Army officials. Schepansky has held a Michigan teaching certificate since 1996, according to state records. He was approved for tenure on June 8, 2004.

    McNichol goes on to give credit where credit is due;

    [Schepansky’s lawyer, Rick] Convertino did confirm at that time that Schepansky was in the U.S. Army, but not a commissioned officer.

    But Convertino declined a request for his client’s signature in order to independently verify Schepansky’s military records through the National Archives and Records Administration, which holds such documents. He said however that the military records posted by blogger Jonn Lilyea were not accurate. U.S. Army officials confirmed that Lilyea’s documents came from the National Archives.

    See, Old Media, that’s how it’s done. When a blogger scoops everyone else, give them credit. Thanks, Peg.

    And just to show that I can be charitable;

    “The guy had a perfectly honorable career,” Lilyea said. “But just by reading through the (Facebook) comments you get the sense his students think he’s something more than he is. What he really is is enough to be proud of, and if he is an outstanding teacher there’s absolutely no reason to embellish his [military] career. He has life experience that would enrich his students’ experiences.”

    I conducted several interviews with McNichol over the last several months, the last one while I was in Minnesota. My intention was to prevent Schepansky from using the “crazy vet” persona to get special treatment in the courts. In fact, I was in contact with the Wayne County Prosecutor’s Office to make sure they knew about his military status. Getting him fired is just gravy.

    I know one of you guys sent me the original article and I can’t remember who it was, but many thanks for your diligence. The main reason I thought he was a phony was because the article said he was an SF major, but that he drove a Kia. No SF major I know would be caught dead in a shitbox Kia.

    According to McNichol, Schepansky still faces a gun charge next week in Wayne County courts.

  • Another Stolen Valor conviction

    Joseph Anthony Rossi got off fairly easy for his wearing of a Distinguished Flying Cross, aviator wings, Combat Action Ribbon and a GWoT medal on a commissioned officer’s uniform to a local Navy Week event…none of which he earned according to the Birmingham News;

    Rossi, who had reached a sentencing agreement with the U.S. Attorney’s Office, was sentenced to a $750 fine, one year of supervised release by the U.S. Probation Office, a $10 special assessment fee, and 40 hours of community service if he has a full-time job or 80 hours if he does not.

    […]

    “Mr. Rossi’s crime is an affront to our great nation and dishonors the thousands who have served and sacrificed for it,” said Peggy Sanford, spokeswoman for the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

    They plan on having him work on Habitat for Humanity projects which are building houses for returning veterans. 40 or 80 hours hardly seem sufficient, though.

  • Steve “Snake Eyes” Jordan, MSgt Soup Sandwich’s retarded cousin

    This post is now a nightmare with things in the wrong place, but wanted to update with this from POW Net…

    UPDATE: Oh Steve, you’ve been a bad little monkey over there on N STILES ST (Or did you move to N WOOD AVE?) in LINDEN NJ…Mom and Dad (Eleanor and William) know about your SF days? You come off probation yet for your charge of UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF IMITATION FIREARM? Phone # still 908-943-7908, or did you get a new one? And by the way, Happy Birthday a little early (13th of this month)! And changing your DOB and SSN by 1 digit doesn’t really do much, the computers cross index by residence and a host of other factors, so that trick of changing your SSN from 152-84-xxxx to 132-84-xxxx didn’t do any good.

    Don’t make me angry Steve, you wouldn’t like me when I am angry. Dude, I will go all Bruce Banner on your GI Joe ass. So, write a nice little apology, you can post it in the comments, or send it to Admin@Thisainthell.us. I’ve got more fun here, should I share it Steve?

    EDIT x2: And what in the holy name of Spongebob’s necrofiliac Aunt is this huge ball of wombat sperm?

    EDIT: Is this shittard wearing a turtleneck?

    Earlier, back in Gotham….

    This morning, in the dawn air, I saw it, the douchebag bat signal.  I swooped in and found this asshat.

    Introduction

    I maybe outmand but never out numbered, Country boy whose hunting skills were honed on his grandparent’s farm.He live for the hunt

    Bragging rights

    I love to kill terrorists when they try stupid shit

    Occupation

    U.S. Army Spec Ops. (APO Wolfpack)

    Employment

    • U.S. Army
      First Sergeant, 1988 – present

    Um yeah, ok. When not killing terrorists who do stupid shit, he’s also a ninja.

    Dude can sneak in through your window and knock up your chihuahua without even making a sound.

    Does have a sweet beard though.

    Heroes like this need all the publicity they can get, so, please go forth and find all you can on Steve “Dusty/Snake Eyes” Jordan. He may be from Linden NJ.

    Places to start your search:
    Google profile.
    Flicker page.
    Facebook.

    More mental illness after the jump.

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  • Soulja Boy recants like the punk sissy he is

    Old Trooper sent us a link as an update to our post about Soulja Boy who said “F### the troops” in the lyrics of his latest song. And, oh, can I brag that Michelle Malkin linked to our first post. I thought she’d forgotten we were alive.

    But, anyway, Soulja Fella starts his statement with a joke “As an artist…” I got a belly laugh from that line. In what plane of which dimension is he an artist? Apparently in that particular area of space “Fuck the troops” means “Golly gee whiz, I really love you guys and want you to come home” according to his statement reprinted in it’s entirety on Fox;

    In no way would I ever want to offend those who are protecting our freedoms … a lot of homeboys who I grew up with, a lot of people who come from the neighborhoods we live in … In no way do I want to hurt any of our honorable soldiers who put their lives at risk, regardless of how they feel about the two wars we fight in.

    How could you guys ever think that “Fuck the troops” means I was being offensive? What are you stupid, too? No, he said what he meant and he meant what he said…and now he doesn’t have the cojones to admit it.

    I am just frustrated that we haven’t been able to bring you all home quick enough and my frustration got the best of me. I am deeply sorry.

    Bullshit! He wrote: “Fuck the FBI/And fuck all the army troops/Fighting for what?/Bitch, be your own man/I’ll be flying through the clouds/With green like I’m Peter Pan“. That hardly sounds like frustration…it sounds more like a little punk calling everyone else a little punk from the safety of his recording studio.

    I hope his nuts fall off…if they haven’t already. And when can we expect his apology for calling himself an artist?

  • Deserter court martialed after 26 years on the lam

    After stealing $7,000 from the morale fund he managed, James Everett decided to end his nearly 29 years of service by deserting his ship in 1985. But seein’s how he was crook at heart, he was arrested for falsely claiming VA benefits in his brother’s name which led him to a court martial earlier this year. From the Pilot-Online;

    Everett’s time on the lam ended this spring, when a Navy investigator in Norfolk approached him after a courtroom appearance where he’d been prosecuted on an unrelated charge of fraud.

    The AWOL sailor’s undoing: applying for a Veterans Affairs pension using the first name of his younger brother, Sampson.

    For more than six years, James Everett received $822 a month from the VA. The ruse unraveled in 2007, after Tennessee turned down the real Sampson Everett’s application for food stamps, citing his military pension.

    Within weeks, James Everett, an infirm 68-year-old, was back in uniform, on duty and in a military courtroom. This time, he was to be court-martialed for desertion.

    His lawyer says Everett suffers from “a chronic disease for which there is no cure.” Yeah, he stole from his shipmates, then stole from the VA after he tossed away his career. The disease is called shitbagitis and there is a cure…intermittent repeated injections administered by Bubba, his cell mate. That’ll clear that shit right up.

  • Elaine Brower avoids being rational

    While the rest of us are preparing to remember the victims of the al Qaeda unprovoked attack on the United States on September 11th, 2001, Elaine Brower and World Can’t Wait are preparing to be complete assholes;

    I guess it’s too much to ask for the hag to think for a minute about her fellow New Yorkers and fellow Americans instead of her own selfish motives to give aid and comfort to the same people who attacked the country that day.

    I hope her tits fall off.

    Thanks to one of my ninjas for the link.