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Category: Liberals suck

  • Guantanamo ex-guards report hearsay

    Several people have sent me this Associated Press article about a Baby Huey-looking guy, Brandon Neeley, who claims to have been a guard at Guantanamo. For two days now, I’ve been reading his testimony and the testimony of another supposed Guantanamo guard, Terry C. Holdbrooks, Jr. that has been posted on the UC Davis Human Rights Project on Guantanamo.

    First, I probably don’t need to say this, but Neeley is the president of the Houston chapter of IVAW;

    Neeley seems to be fairly forthright in his testimony, to the apparent chagrin of the interviewer who is hoping for stories of children imprisoned at Gitmo, sexual abuse of prisoners, torture stories of waterboarding, the fingerprints of Rumsfeld and Bush on detainee abuse. To his credit, Neeley gives them none of that.

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  • Socialist, Thief, Liar, Dumb-ass or Traitor? Or all of the above?

    Give it a rest Democrats. You won and shoved this steaming pile of shit down our throats. Good job ass hats, your children and grandchildren and the general security of this nation are now in peril but good job anyway.

    But stop getting on television and trying to defend something that you DID NOT READ!

    No human being with a spoonful of integrity would even attempt to defend the largest government spending expansion in history without having read it.

    For you socialist trolls, feel free to rant in the comments. This of course only allows you to be-clown yourself as the pathetically retarded dumbass that you clearly are.

  • The Washington Kneepad

    This doesn’t need commentary from me – it speaks for itself;


  • Feinstein’s leak

    I first read about Dianne’s Feinstein’s leak of classified drone flights in Pakistan from McQ at Blackfive then again this morning at Gateway Pundit.

    Here’s the video;

    Of course, the media is just calling it a “likely embarrassment” to Pakistan. From a tiny article on the incident from USAToday;

    For months, Pakistani leaders have criticized the use of Predator-launched CIA missiles against Islamic extremists along the northwest border.

    The California Democrat’s remarks came during a Congressional hearing in which she expressed surprise over Pakistani opposition to the use of the missiles.

    “As I understand it, these are flown out of a Pakistani base,” she said.

    Philip J. LaVelle, a spokesman for Feinstein, said her comment was based solely on previous news reports that Predators were operated from bases near Islamabad, the newspaper reports.

    I’ll remind you what Dianne Feinstein said about leaking information in a previous incident;

    Such intelligence, and the sources and methods necessary for its acquisition, are critical to our national security. The decision to invade Iraq illustrates the essential role of intelligence, and the deep consequences when it fails.

    It is especially disturbing to learn that the intelligence was being leaked to influence public opinion. Intelligence material should be used to inform decisions, not to manipulate the American press.

  • Feel hustled yet?

    John Kerry says you don’t know how to spend your money;

    Chuckie Schumer says you don’t care about the pork in the stimulus bill;

    Nancy Pelosi beats feet out of town for Europe;

    That promise that Democrats made that you’d get 48 hours to read the stimulus bill? Forget about it.
    But that’s OK, because your Congressman who voted for it didn’t read it either;

    You and your congressman haven’t read it, but the lobbyists have;

    So does anyone else get the feeling that someone is not being completely honest with us?

  • The IVAW placement test

    Like most organizations, the IVAW has a questionnaire so that new members can be placed in the appropriate role within the organization. We here at the This Ain’t Hell Secret Squirrel Operations Center have come into possession of some of the questions from one of our operatives;

    Which best describes your relationship to the war in Iraq;
    a. I served honorably with at least one complete tour in Iraq.
    b. I joined during the war against Iraq hoping to go but I never left my home state.
    c. I joined during the war against Iraq, but as soon as I found out that they actually planned on sending me, I bravely ran like a scalded ape to Canada.
    d. I served in Poland and Korea during the Iraq War – which is almost like combat.
    e. I was within sight of the Pentagon on 9-11-2001 and drew my weapon from the arms room, but then I took leave. I caught PTSD from the pizza guys who used to deliver at the barracks where I pulled CQ runner?
    e. I first heard of Iraq at this recruiting table while filling out this application.

    Which best characterizes your military service;
    a. I was honorably discharged with many real awards.
    b. I have an honorable discharge, but I’m willing to put it in jeopardy by making useless points and engage in mental circle jerks.
    c. I was OTH discharged because I got tired of doing stuff. I stopped by the PX on my way off-post and stocked up on lots of medals that I think I deserve.
    d. I did OK until after Initial Reception Station – I didn’t get any awards for my 43 days of active duty, but I have no problem pretending I was a Ranger and committed many atrocities.

    One of our remote operatives (Codename: Claymore) dug up some more questions;

    When you met with your recruiter, did they promise ________?
    a. you would be drinking beer from a hooker’s bellybutton 4 nights a week, after Madden 2009 tournaments of course.
    b. uniforms were being redesigned by Marc Ekko to better reflect a hip, youthful style.
    c. combat would be limited between 1100hrs to 1400hrs so you could study for your bartender’s degree.
    d. DI’s would let you sleep in if you really needed it.

    What best describes your reasons for enlisting in the service?
    a. I joined hoping to pay for college…oh, and to have casual sex with mannish looking women that have low self-esteem.
    b. I joined after playing a marathon session of Call Of Duty and Red Bull.
    c. I got my girlfriend knocked up and this was the easiest way to escape getting the sh!t beat out of me by her dad.
    d. I consider it an honor to serve my country…nah, just kidding, I heard you could score some good pot over in Europe if you were in the military.

    Describe your military experience.
    a. I barely passed the ASVAB, barely passed basic, barely passed a-school and then when they tried to ship me into Iraq, I decided I was too smart to die in a war for oil.
    b. I have always been a pacifist, despite enlisting as a sniper/grenadier/ninja assassin, so I was deeply disturbed when I was told I would be assigned as a rifleman in a combat unit.
    c. I joined to learn about computers but no one told me that the military used computers on the battlefield. I just wanted a free trip to Germany. My country is full of fascists.
    d. I was a fourth generation military officer with dreams of becoming a US Senator. Since I’m from a near-socialist north-eastern state, I figured my best chance at getting elected was to dishonor myself and pin the blame on the government.

    Describe the various war crimes you were ordered to perform while in the service.
    a. I tortured civilians in a manner reminiscent of Genghis Khan.
    b. I forced little kids to eat un-heated MREs.
    c. I once tripped over an Iraqi’s dog while looking for a hiding place while my buddies were taking fire. The dog didn’t make it.
    d. I heard that our sergeant shot up some guy’s car with the ma-deuce until he hit the fuel tank and it exploded like Rosie O’Donnell after a 3 hr bended at Taco Bell.

    There are hundreds of these questionnaires floating around, so if you find some, please report it in the comments section so we can compile a complete list.

  • This sums it all up well

    From The Washington Times;

  • Shepherd wins “peace prize” for cowardice

    I hate to keep writing about this dork, Andre Shepherd, but it just gets more ridiculous every day. Someone sent me a link to an AFP story on Military.com which reports that some smelly hippies are awarding Shepherd a “peace prize”;

    The Munich American Peace Committee said it was awarding the prize to Shepherd for his “courage and conviction in despite of the possibly extreme punishment from the US authorities” and “for publicising your convictions to give other soldiers the courage also to leave the army and to push for peace.”

    “Extreme punishment”? Like sleeping on a bed of two layers of newspaper pages on a concrete floor in a dank tropical prison windowless cell with a milk carton for a toilet. Brown warm water and bread for breakfast, fish head soup (complete with real fish head) and rice for lunch, spaghetti noodles with ketchup for supper? A shower once-a-week? A beating every morning for not waking up soon enough? That’s what my days were like in a prison somewhere. So what kind of “extreme punishment” are the smelly hippies trying to convince us Shepherd would suffer.

    Well, at least these hippies left the country.

    Poor Shepherd can’t accept the award personally;

    While Shepherd’s asylum application is being assessed, he is not allowed to travel beyond the confines of Karlsruhe in southern Germany where he is staying at a refugee-processing centre, Friedrich said.

    Figures that he’d find some laws he can obey when his fat ass is on the line.

    Other Shepherd posts.