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Category: I hate hippies

  • Two more filthy beasts arrested in Chicago

    Looking at the picture above, I’m guessing that the Chicago police have finally caught up with Beavis, but the Chicago Sun says his name is Sebastian Senakiewicz who was arrested for making terrorist threats.

    Butthead (aka Mark Neiweem) was arrested for “attempted possession of explosives or incendiary devices”, so I guess he was buying explosives from undercover police. Good for him. Undercover police have the best fake explosives, I’m told. Fox News says that the situation is tense;

    Increasingly tense clashes Saturday night tested police, who used bicycles to barricade streets and horseback officers to coax them in different directions. Eighteen people were arrested, Police Supt. Garry McCarthy said.

    Organizers of Sunday’s rally had initially predicted tens of thousands of protesters this weekend.

    Sebastian’s friend tells NBC Chicago;

    “I don’t know if the kid is guilty of anything,” Griffiths added, noting that he believed Senakiewicz had been attending meetings for an alcohol problem. “I think on a good day if he could rub two brain cells together and one of them wasn’t drunk, that would probably be an accomplishment.”

    But, I’m sure the Occupy movement will show up in court for him.

  • Terrorist hippies plot against Obama HQs

    CNN reports that three filthy hippies were arrested on terrorism charges in Chicago interrupting their plot to blow up Obama’s campaign headquarters, police stations, the Chicago mayor’s home and Rahm Emmanuel’s home. Apparently, they’d assembled the tools for their destructive intentions;

    The three men also possessed or built improvised exposive or incendiary devices, a mortar gun, swords, a hunting bow, throwing stars, and knives with brass-knuckle handles, authorities said.

    So, how’s that gun ban working for you, Illinois?

    The prosecutor made the claim that the men belonged to the “Black Bloc”, but the National Lawyers’ Guild, those Stalinists who supported Adolph Hitler for a spell before World War II, claims that the men were just peaceful Occupy protesters who were set up by the Feds;

    The guild described the three defendants as “Occupy activists” and said police provided no evidence of criminal intent or wrongdoing.

    “It’s outrageous for the city to apply terrorism charges when it’s the police who have been terrorizing activists and threatening their right to protest,” attorney Sarah Gelsomino with the lawyers guild and the People’s Law Office, said in a statement.

    So, the judge set their bail at a million and a half bucks each. Apparently three peaceful protesters were planning to recruit 13 more people to help them accomplish their nefarious goals.

    According to Boston.com, one of the men was from Keene, NH and played with the kids at Occupy Boston last year.

    MyFoxChicago reports that two of the three had been making threats on Facebook for a year, and advocated for violence against the police, so it really doesn’t look like they were the peaceful little pot-smoking hippies that the NLG thinks they are.

  • No, these are not the drones we’re looking for

    Jeff Schogol will only deepen the paranoia in Chicago when they read his article in the Air Force Times;

    Attention hippies and paranoid schizophrenics: No, the government is not flying surveillance drones over Chicago ahead of this weekend’s NATO summit.

    A video has emerged online that purports to show an armed unmanned drone flying over Elgin, Illinois on May 12, prompting a Chicago CBS affiliate to pose the question: “Are surveillance drones flying over Chicago as part of the massive security operation for the NATO summit?”

    Actually, no.

    Well, Jeff, for one thing, you’ve been reading TAH too long if you call them hippies. And for another, by denying that there are drones flying over Chicago to watch them, that will only confirm their suspicions. These are the same people who thought the CIA was flying tiny mechanical insects to film them in Lafayette Park five years ago. The more you try to dissuade them from their paranoid beliefs, the more they’ll believe it. They’re also the same people who think that by making gasoline more expensive, we’ll find an alternative energy source faster. They believe the most nonsensical crap.

    What makes more sense is that the government will use drones to monitor all of the whacko veterans who will be at Richmond, VA’s Welcome Home parade. Cuz we know those folks are more likely to be violent. And they’ll be catching the PTS from each other.

    However, I’ve heard that if smear your body with, oh, let’s say vinegar, drones can’t see you. Someone told me that dog feces does that, too, but that just sounds ridiculous. I’d go with the vinegar. Maybe vinegar with chili pepper. And melted butter.

  • Occupy Chicago raid Obama’s campaign offices

    Hondo sends us a link from the Chicago Tribune which reports that the Occupiers to kick off their “Week Without Capitalism” they stormed the Obama campaign offices in Chicago. I wonder how many of them were fueled up with capitalist coffee and wearing clothes manufactured by someone who made a profit from them.

    After about 30 minutes marching and singing outside the building, the group tried to enter the building and reach Obama’s campaign offices around 8:30 a.m.

    Guards locked the revolving doors, but protesters slipped through unlocked doors off to the sides. Some pushed past a security guard who tried to block their entry but quickly gave up as protesters poured through the doorway.

    I guess it’s beyond them that the guards they shoved and pushed are part of the 99% for whom they claim to be fighting. Blackfive has a picture he took last week of protesters taunting cops with donuts on fishing poles – more of the 99%. I guess they’re not in the business of attracting people to their cause.

    It appears to me that they’re trying to alienate the rest of us, not starting a peaceful revolution. In the 70s, I remember the hippies who were fighting for us all had their asses handed to them by construction workers in New York City. Yeah, not much chance of that happening today, but they’re going to piss off the wrong people someday and then they’ll be whining their asses off in traction from their hospital beds wondering what went wrong.

  • Aaron Hughes; IVAW at NATO protest

    So, someone at Facebook mentioned that Aaron hughes was leading the IVAW’s effort in Chicago last week to protest the NATO conference. then Tom sent us this video yesterday in which he appears at 10:38 into it;

    If you missed it, Aaron says that there are 18 veteran suicides everyday, that 17% of people in Afghanistan are on psychotropic drugs, that 20-50% of those suffer from PTSD, TBI or Military Sexual trauma, 1/3 of military women suffer a sexual assault, 48% of sexual assaults are committed against male soldiers. I don’t know where he got those numbers from, but they’re all higher than generally-accepted statistics.

    But I get a feeling from his IVAW profile that he’s just a whiner, anyway. Apparently, he joined the military for the college benefits and was upset that he had to actually do something to earn those benefits;

    So, he was in Kuwait and made trips into Iraq occasionally for 15 months and he doesn’t like the idea that they pulled him out of school to do that little mission. But I guess since the protest was against NATO, he’s going to take his case to the streets of Chicago and continue whining. I don’t know how IVAW thinks that this helps veterans in any way, nice to know that they’ve found some relevance again, but i don’t think a whiner like Aaron should be the vessel for their message.

    Folks tell me that he was sporting an “I support TSO” beard last week, too, which was nice of him. By the way, 100% of the embedded bloggers from TAH in Afghanistan this month volunteered to go to Afghanistan despite their PTS (I learned this weekend that’s the accepted way to refer to Post-Traumatic Stress, because it’s NOT a disorder).

  • Ringo at LA Occupy May Day

    Our buddy, Ringo sent us a link to his latest photo essay on the the Occupy May Day protest with over 200 pictures of the filthy hippy beasts. It was difficult to find just one picture to tempt you to go over there, each one made me angrier than the last. But here’s a starter for you;

  • Occupados show up to support terrorists in Cleveland courtroom

    Yesterday, after the Cleveland Plain Dealer discovered that the ‘splody bridge plot terrorists were also on the lease for the Occupy Cleveland’s warehouse where some of the Occu-tards were living and storing their occu-gear, the leadership of OC gnashed their teeth over what would happen if the media found out how closely they were connected to the terrorists.

    “These people participated in aspects of the movement, but once we discovered what was going on we decided they could not be part of it,” Zitt said. “I wish we had learned earlier.”

    So to demonstrate to the world how the terrorists aren’t part of the Occupy movement and don’t enjoy the support of Occupy Cleveland, 50 of them showed up at court in support of the little maggots;

    In all, about 50 members of the Occupy Cleveland group went into courthouse. After the arrests were made, Occupy Cleveland said the five suspects were associated with the group, but they were “in no way representing or acting on behalf of Occupy Cleveland.”

    A man in the group – believed to be a father of one of the suspects — was overheard asking people to pray for the suspect.

    The city of Cleveland decided to not renew the group’s permit a day after the arrests, but did not say if the decision was related to the bomb plot.

    Yeah, that’ll fool us.

  • Occu-pussy

    ROS sends us a video of some scumbag, pussy-ass m-fkr who hits a female Los Angeles cop from behind with the drum he probably stole from his high school band.

    It’s not clear what happens to him after he takes his cheap shot, but it looks like the other Occu-pussies covered for him and urged him to run. But they call a little tear gas “police brutality”. Cowards.

    UPDATE: Thanks to H1 for dropping off a link in the comments to Hot Air (see how I linked you, there, Hot Air – look I did it again) which announces that 23-year-old, 6′ tall, Brian Mendoza who attacked the 5’1″ 100 lb. officer, has been arrested.