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Category: General Whackos

  • Jones: Arrest Jolie for war crimes

    Claymore sent us a link from Alex Jones and his Infowars nutbaggery in which Jones advocates for the arrest of Angelina Jolie for war crimes.

    Drunk on the blood of Iraq, Libya, Syria, Afghanistan and scores of other nations Jolie is now pushing military invasion to “help” Africa. She and her masters know full well that they are carrying out destabilization operations in the 3rd world so population can be reduced and resources stolen.

    We need to call a spade a spade, this is part of a new branding rollout to launch a AFRICOM take over of Africa. This constitutes a crime against humanity and Jolie is a party to it and needs to be arrested along with other globalist that are using left cover to widen globalist empire.

    Yeah, there is someone drunk on something in this discussion. Jolie has expressed opinions, much like the opinions expressed across the internet every minute of the day. Since Jolie doesn’t command any armed forces, other than her security detail, that I know of, I’m not sure how Jones can think anything she does rises to the level of a war crime. Unless, of course, Jones’ preferred presidential candidate, Ron Paul, has plans to name her to his cabinet.

    I’m pretty sure that Africa is pretty low on our list of priorities, what with a real enemy to our own security. And if Jolie can be accused of crimes, I think Jones should be imprisoned for crimes against common sense and giving the human race a bad name. And this warrior for our civil liberties mimics the government of France with his assbaggery which prosecuted Bridgette Bardot for her opinions

  • Gordon Duff: Troops “poorly disciplined”

    Yes, everything is a conspiracy to Gordon Duff, the guy who spent an entire 18 months of his life in the military forty years ago, yet understands the troops serving today well enough to tell Iranian State TV, PressTV, that our troops are “poorly disciplined” and ruled over by Christianists who have “taken over” the US military. His evidence, of course, is the Koran burning incident in Bagram Air Base. Odd philosophy for the Senior editor of a place called “Veterans Today” to subscribe his publication to, eh?

    He claims that the military still slavishly clings to Bush-era Islamophobia, you know the same Islamophobia that led that President to call Islam a “religion of peace” and to be mocked for that phrase at every turn by his own party.

    I don’t know how Duff or anyone else can find value in his mindless yammering if the only venue he can find is Iranian state TV, especially when it’s clear to anyone with two brain cells they can rub together that Iran is using this incident to camouflage it’s own nuclear program.

    And if that’s not enough Duff crackpottery for you, go read how the 1973 War was a plot hatched by Henry Kissinger, Anwar Sadat of Egypt and Sharon of Israel to take over Syria. If you can take the beating on your braincells long enough, you’ll discover that Rupert Murdoch and Newt Gingrich figure in the plot, too.

    Lest you forget, Duff is a Paulian.

  • SEALs disclose classified operational plans to fricken Ed Asner

    Yeah, because, you know we need to keep Ed Asner in the loop with our classified war plans (Info Wars link);

    Asner said Iran is being set-up for military action that will occur during the summer or fall and create an October surprise prior to the election.

    Asner said it is up to the American people to recognize and prevent an imminent false flag operation and stop another disastrous war before it gets started. He said the Navy Seals are now coming forward because they are worried that an Iran false flag attack “runs the danger” of creating a “world-wide conflict if it gets out of hand.”

    False flag attacks designed to initiate conflict and war have been used numerous times by governments as a foreign policy tactic. During the Asner interview, Alex mentioned Dick Cheney’s effort to start a war with Iran.

    Well, of course Darth Chaney has to be mentioned. I think if Dick Chaney wanted to start a war with someone, he’d do it…there are no unsuccessful efforts when it comes to Dick Cheney. He shot his lawyer in the face, for Pete’s sake. In fact, the whole rest of the article is about Cheney, using crackpot Seymour Hersh as a source. You’d think if Ed Asner had such detailed information about a Gulf of Tonkin-style incident from Navy SEALs the article would be about how this administration (the administration, that, by the way, was scared shitless of pulling the trigger on bin Laden) planned to goad Iran into war.

    i think Asner ought to scroll through our archives of phony SEALs and see if he recognizes any of them as his sources.

    Thanks to Old Trooper for trolling around Info Wars for us.

  • A (Not Quite) Suicide Bomber Story – Updated With More Details

    You may have heard about the Israeli Embassy bombings of recent days?

    This may well be an attempt at doing the same…
    Iranian bombs himself

    Two  bombs went off on Sukhumvit 71 road, injuring five people, including an Iranian man, the reports said.

    According to a television news report, an Iranian man carrying a black bag hurled the first bomb at a taxi after the driver refused to accept him as a passenger. The cab driver was among the injured, reports said.

    When police arrived at the scene, the foreigner then threw a second bomb at them, but it hit a tree and bounced back towards him and exploded. He lost both of his legs in the blast, the report said.

    There’s not much more to the story yet.

    In any other context this would be a tragedy, and I sympathize with the others injured… but I sure would like to have seen the look on the Iranian’s face the second before the BOOM.

    Update: Israel to “settle the score” for Bangkok attack

    JERUSALEM – An Israeli Cabinet minister says his country will “settle the score” with the perpetrators of a bombing attempt in Bangkok.

    An Iranian man fleeing wounded from an explosion at a rented Bangkok house lobbed a grenade at police that rebounded and blew off one of his legs Tuesday in a series of blasts. Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak said the explosion, which wounded four civilians, was an attempted terrorist attack backed by Iran.

  • Meany cop scares nutty hippies

    AmyJ sends us this video from the local news in Houston in which a HPD cop who is surrounded by “activists” jacks the slide on his shotgun to quiet the crowd. And now the “activists” want the officer’s head on a platter.

    Yeah, frightening, isn’t it? He didn’t even point the shotgun at anyone, but I almost peed myself a little thinking about the fear the filthy scum hippies must have felt at that moment.

    Personally, if hippie-boy Micah had come up to me with his stupid ponytail and whiteboy Afro, I’d have probably drilled him for looking like that and put him out of his misery.

    His little band of twerps are called “The Free Thinkers”, another reason to cap the lot of them. Anyone who has a pretentious name like that for their filthy band of hippies needs to smell gunpowder.

    The news article merely says that they’re a group of “activists” So I went to find out what kind of activists they are and found this by their head douchebag, Derrick (yeah that’s his name – worth another load of rat shot);

    …a real physical group who will actively participate in activities including:

    – Education of the Masses through Flyers, Benefits, Free DVD distribution, Stickers, Zines, etc.
    – Weekly “Protest By Presence” at locations determined by the group…

    Education of what? Protesting what?

    I personally am a member of the Houston Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth, and online member of The Oath Keepers. I also follow a number of different alternative media sources.

    Oh, a rocket surgeon.

    We will cover all topics pertinent to a proper discussion of The New World Order. These include: The Wars on Terror, Drugs, Irag[sic], Afghanistan, Civil Liberties, etc.; GMOs, Chemtrails, Alien Life, 2012, Shift in Consciousness, The Banks, and anything else they devise to attack us.

    Yeah, the cops should have shot the vermin.

  • The lunacy

    I know, how many different ways can I call Gordon Duff a crackpot? It’s obvious to me that he’s trying to get someone to lock him in a rubber room and get a free straight jacket for chilly winter nights. In today’s missive, he declares that bin laden was one of George Bush’s close personal friend, known to Bush as “Tim”;

    President George W. Bush knew Osama bin Laden was a CIA agent and in no way ever involved in 9/11.

    He knew bin Laden personally from family visits and knew bin Laden had been to the White House while living in the US under the cover name of “Tim Osmon.”

    This has been verified by CIA officials.

    And, oh, by the way, the CIA was seeking medical treatment for bin Laden who was living in San Diego. And apparently, he was “murdered” by American troops when they came looking for him in San Diego and he was forced to leave behind his dialysis machine.

    Of course, Bush also planned to take credit for bin Laden’s demise, but a helicopter crash put the kibosh on his dastardly intentions.

    Several days later, an “official” helicopter crash happened to account for the deaths of those who died on the staged phony bin Laden killing, victims of poor planning and a helicopter pilot who flew into a wall when his night vision goggles were disabled by light sources on the ground. I’ve been to this dance once or twice before.

    Doubling down on the crazy, Duff accuses our troops of waging nuclear war against terrorists;

    Were all killed in the War on Terror, nearly 1.4 million dead, murder victims including some found to have died of radiation sickness, not from Depleted Uranium but from the illegal use of nuclear weapons by US forces.

    Yeah, that would be easy to keep quiet, wouldn’t it with even one more Brad Manning out there, just waiting to dish on the US to get their boyfriends back.

    As always, the scariest part of the article is that there are bobble-heads who knew all of this all along nodding and cheering from the comments section. Every last one of them calling for the election of Ron Paul to straighten all of this shit out.

  • Rectum? Damned near killed him.

    This story has been “in the news” today and has nothing to do with TAH… except MOST of the folks who comment here might get a laugh out of it. I sure did.

    From The Courthouse News Service:

     HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (CN) – A college student claims he was injured when a fraternity member in a “drunken stupor” decided “that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus,” and did so, “but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant’s rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back,” and fall off the fraternity’s deck.

    Title and link stolen from Don Surber.

    Sorry Jonn…

  • Not His Fault? The Army Made Him Do it!

    That’s the excuse his defense team has been using.  Now we get to see how it stands up in Court.

    This is news to few here at TAH… but it IS new that it is finally moving out of the court of public opinion.

    Bradley Manning to Face All Charges in Court-Martial

    WikiLeaks suspect Bradley Manning is headed for a general court-martial, according to the commander of the U.S. Army Military District of Washington in an announcement released late Friday.

    Maj. Gen. Michael Linnington, the general convening authority for the district, made the determination that Manning will face all 22 charges leveled against him, include aiding the enemy, wrongfully causing intelligence to be published on the internet knowing that it is accessible to the enemy, theft of public property or records, transmitting defense information, and fraud and related activity in connection with computers.

    The most serious charge — aiding the enemy — carries a possible death penalty. Prosecutors have said they will not seek the death penalty. Instead, Manning faces life in prison if convicted of all the charges.

    There seems to be no/zero/nil doubt that he did what he’s accused of.  The peripheral  dog and pony show and other fancy dancing should be entertaining.