Yeah, I love my neighbors here in West Virginia. They think I reverse-engineer alien technology and work with aliens in rubber masks. And then there are guys like Jonathan Lee Riches, also known as Gino Romano, who has filed a lawsuit which claims that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are “terrorists”, and he knows that because he caught them training in an al Qaeda training camp in West Virginia, sez the West Virginia Record;
“On 6/17/2012 I was in West Virginia, deep in the hills, and I stumbled upon the defendants who were at an Al-Qaeda secret training camp, where Kris Jenner organized this operation and senior members of Al-Qaeda were there, including #2 Ayman al-Zawahri, Richard Reid’s cousins, Johnny Walker Lindh’s parents and Al Shabab.
“And on this day Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kanye West and Bruce Jenner all plead allegiance to Al-Qaeda. They burned the U.S. flag, stomped their feet on Barack’s picture. Then Kanye West performed a concert for all the Al-Qaeda members.”
Riches continues, alleging that all of the Al-Qaeda members drank “Jim Jones juice” and that the defendants got shovels and were “digging coal and fracking at mines in West Virginia to get fuel to make Weapons of Mass Destruction” and that Kris Jenner was “enriching uranium.”
I know it sounds like a TSO post, doesn’t it? But, no, it’s a legal filing. But it couldn’t be TSO because numbskull also names New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick as one of the terrorists, so TSO is right out.
But you should go read the whole story – it’s chocked full of nutty goodness.




