Category: Feel Good Stories

In Hollywood, Florida, two fellers attempted to rob a Domino’s pizza shop. A woman was managing that night, so they thought that it would be an easy caper. Unfortunately for them, one of the drivers was there, too. When the two fellers pulled their gun, he pulled his and one of the fellers was DRT and the other one took off as fast as he could. He might be wounded but the police can’t find the little coward.

In Goshen County, Ohio, a feller was looking for a way to turn his life around and decided he’d do it at an elderly woman’s home. She watched him as he knocked on her door. When she didn’t answer, he threw one of her own rocks at the glass door. By that time, she had retreated to her bedroom and secured her firearm and brought the weapon to life when the teen appeared at her bedroom door. I’m sure he slipped in his own waste product while he was trying to get away. Police are still looking for his cowardly, soiled ass.

In Stanly County, North Carolina, a woman saw a nutty fellow, Matthew Eudy, walking down the center of the road with a hammer in his hand, so she called the police. The nutty feller then crossed the road, broke into a man’s home and beat the occupant rather severely. The police still hadn’t arrived, and the nutty feller thought he was on a roll, so he went to another house and tried to force his way in. This homeowner wasn’t in the mood for getting a beating, though. He shot Eudy center mass, who ran into the woods where police found him. But he wasn’t through being nutty yet – even though he was well-ventilated, Eudy charged the police who then cuffed and stuffed his nutty ass. Now he’s resting comfortably at taxpayer expense.

In Kodiak, Alaska, the home invaders are nine-feet tall like the one Hamilton Long encountered the other night when he heard a commotion outside his home. When he went to investigate, his trash was spread across his yard and a bear was already in full charge at him. Mr. Long emptied his .44 magnum into the feller until he fell down DRT.

Chief Tango sends us a link to our feel good story this morning from Oklahoma City, where Jay Silvernail, a criminal defense attorney, had an altercation with a client, David Scott Smith while Smith was picking up some of Silvernail’s property.

Smith had just left the prison system after two decades for an armed robbery beef and he was still serving some of his parole. I say “was” because when Smith attacked his lawyer, Silvernail shot him and Smith was DRT (dead right there), saving the taxpayers some money. He should have done it a lot sooner. Police say that it was self-defense.

The reader who calls himself “Ohio” sends us a link to a story from Dallas, Texas about a couple who were leaving Benihana after a meal. They were stopped by a fellow who asked for a light, then pulled a mask over his face while pulling his firearm. Unfortunately for him, his intended victim had a gun, too, a brief firefight ensued and thief-guy was DRT (Dead Right There), his intended victim is expected to recover from his injuries.

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Chief Tango sends us another story from Meridian, Mississippi where another entrepreneur tried to turn his life around with someone else’s property, but ended up being DRT on a homeowner’s floor.

This morning’s story comes from Detroit, Michigan where a fellow tried to turn his life around by robbing the Sunday morning crowd at a restaurant, about 20 people. Yelling for everyone to get down on the ground and waving his gun around, an employee at the establishment got tired of all of the noise and plugged the gentleman, so that he was DRT (dead right there). The employee’s boss says that he’s a hero.

Detroit homicide detectives are still investigating to make sure the evidence matches a self-defense shooting.

“When you are being threatened with a weapon and you face a split second decision, you make your decision based on the information you have in front of you at that moment,” said Sgt. Cassandra Lewis of the Detroit Police Department.

Nice to see that Detroit is becoming more victim friendly.

Our stories this morning are a little different. We have follow ups to a couple of recent feel good stories. In Henry County, Georgia the other day a homeowner’s dog warned him that someone was messing with his stuff when that homeowner came home from work. When he went to investigate, he found someone liberating his stuff, so he pulled his gun on the thief and shot him. The police say that he was justified and won’t be filing charges against him. And his neighbors are glad. Read their reactions at the link.

The other day, we talked about a fellow in Knoxville, Tennessee who rescued his storeclerk friend from an armed robber who he shot and killed. Apparently, he wasn’t licensed to carry a gun, but police aren’t pressing charges against him considering the circumstances. Joy Stapleton, the mother of Tamon Stapleton, the expired thief, thinks that the good Samaritan, should be charged, despite the fact that young Tamon has had a number of encounters with the juvenile criminal justice system. His mother, of course, claims that the high school drop out was just turning his life around and that the armed man shouldn’t have shot her son in the head, you know, even though her son had a gun pointed at the store clerk’s head. It’s a good thing that the Joy Stapletons of the world don’t get a vote…oh, wait….

The first story this morning comes from Hope Mills, North Carolina where a homeowner met with three enterprising young men who only wanted to take possession of his cash and his vehicle while the homeowner was in his own driveway. As enterprising as they were, they brought along the tools of their trade – a firearm. The homeowner brought along the tools of his trade, too, another firearm which he employed against the three. One was DRT (Dead Right There) and the other two beat feet. Unfortunately the homeowner was injured, too, but he’s expected to recover.

In Fort Walton Beach, Florida, two gentlemen who were only trying to turn their lives around, and they decided that Timothy Acoff’s home and property would be the best way to do that. Acoff had different ideas, though and plugged them both. They are recovering in the hospital while more appropriate accommodations are being prepared for them at taxpayers’ expense.

In Miami Beach, Florida, 22-year-old Jesus Varela was just turning his life around when he forced his way into the home of a 72-year-old man while he was cooking his meal and feeding his dog. The old-timer fired a shot from his .22 caliber weapon which missed, but startled Mister Varela so badly that he took cover under the man’s bed. The old fellow’s neighbors helped him subdue Varela and held him until police arrived.

In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a man was trying to liberate a car stereo from it’s evil capitalist owner, when the capitalist came on the scene. The man tried to continue his work while he pulled out a gun and pointed it at the owner of the stereo. The capitalist also owned a gun and fired first, striking the liberator who un-assed the AO but showed up an area hospital to treat his wounds where the police found him.

Thanks to Chief Tango for the links.

This morning we read about the three gentlemen in Fort Worth, Texas who decided their fortune should change so they went to a local convenience store with their two shotguns. When they politely asked the store’s owner for his wallet, you know, so the owner could make a donation to their endeavors, he instead pulled his own gun and ventilated the nearest fellow who proceeded to DRT (die right there). The other two fellows, the guys with the shotguns, quickly reevaluated their futures and un-assed the AO as quickly as possible.

The first story this morning comes from Henry County, Georgia where a homeowner returned home late from work. His dog warned him that something was amiss in his garage. When the homeowner checked on the dog’s report, he found a fellow turning his life around with property that wasn’t his. When Mr. Homeowner attempted to detain the enterprising young man at gun point, he resisted, causing the homeowner to test his marksmanship – and he hit center mass. the former thief is now resting in a hospital bed awaiting his move to more appropriate accommodations.

In Sharpsville, Pennsylvania, Nick Ference thought that the protective order that his ex-wife filed against him with the courts meant that he still had a chance to win her back. So, Nick forced his way into his ex’s new home and threatened to kill her new boyfriend – a tried and true way to win back a lost love. Unfortunately, the new boyfriend wasn’t familiar with the intricate dance of healing a broken heart, and plugged Nick with his legal firearm. Nick then called 9-1-1 for help to heal some of his other organs.

In San Antonio, Texas, a homeowner confronted two gentlemen who had broken into his home and stole a nail gun and a chainsaw. When the homeowner confronted the gentlemen, one politely swung the chainsaw at him, which caused the homeowner to discharge his firearm seven times. As a result, one of the gentlemen sadly expired in the seat of his car while the other fellow is still being sought by police. The chainsaw and nail gun remained on the homeowner’s property.

Thanks to Chief Tango for the links.