Category: Feel Good Stories

In Knoxville, Tennessee, Garry Swanner heard a ruckus in his living room and he took his Glock .40 caliber hand gun with him as he went to check on it dressed only in his undies. he heard the sound of breaking glass and jacked the slide, chambering a round. Then he found James Melvin Vinson climbing through the window and popped off a round, striking Vinson center mass and he was DRT on the deck outside the house.

In San Leandro, California, a homeowner was injured when he had a firefight with two men who tried to invade his abode. The victim and his wife are in their 60s, so if the invaders were TAH fans, they should have known that we old folks can’t always retreat – we have to fight. On the upside, the victim may have shot one of the rude individuals.

In Perland, Texas, a homeowner found Roman Cantu helping himself to items in his car, so he fired a shot. Mister Cantu tried to un-ass the AO, but his feet wouldn’t cooperate and he slipped in some mud, so he waited right there at the homeowner’s emphatic urgings for the police.

Near Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, a fellow made an authorized withdrawal from his bank. His only form of identification was his handgun. When he left the bank, another person who happened to be armed, followed him and perforated his ass in the parking lot away from bystanders. The robber and his newly acquired extra hole are being treated at the local hospital.

In San Antonio, Texas, two enterprising youths tried to withdraw money from the till at an automotive shop, but the uncooperative shop owner pulled his gun out instead and shot one of the fellows in the stomach. His friend dropped him off at the hospital where he expired, so that’s one DOT for today (Dead Over There) for those keeping count.

In Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, a fellow, Randy Johnson, thought that he could make the woman of his dreams love him by choking and punching her. Randy’s brilliant strategy was working fine until the woman got her gun and shot his ‘nads off. Randy doesn’t need a girlfriend now, and it’s a good thing because there are no girls in his section of the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center.

Funny thing about gun shops – they have guns in them and most of the employees, and especially the owners, all know how to use guns. Three burglars didn’t take that into consideration when they broke in to a Houston, Texas gun shop yesterday. The 52-year-old owner must have been sleeping in the store when the three came visiting and shot one of them in their now-empty noggin. The other two un-assed the AO at a high rate of speed.

In Upper-Marlboro, Maryland, a fellow was nice enough to call ahead the night before and told his intended victims that he was coming to “kill everybody inside” a home. Unfortunately for him, the folks in the home were armed and he ended up DRT before the police could arrive in time to save him.

In Nashville, Tennessee, 74-year-old Larry Dean Claybaker was getting in his car when two teens, their faces partially concealed, approached him and took his cellphone from him. They then asked him what else he had for them. Larry, affable fellow that he is, instantly dispensed two bullets from his legally-concealed firearm, one for each of the youngsters. One ran off, but the other stuck around at Larry’s emphatic urgings until police arrived.

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In Bradenton, Florida, a serious chickenshit tried to rob a friends house armed with a knife. He pried a window open and climbed in. The homeowner merely confronted him and the little weasel ran off. Sorry, no guns, just courage. The police have been issued a warrant for the man’s arrest.

However in New Orleans, Louisiana, a couple was rebuilding their house after it burned. They say that pipes and wires have been the targets of thieves three times in the last week. When they were driving by the home the other day, they saw an uninvited guest enter the structure, so hubby went and confronted the fellow. Then he shot him twice, once in each leg, which made it easier for the police to scoop him up.

In Salisbury, North Carolina, a watchman at a flea market facility encountered a scruffy looking fellow breaking into vending machines. When he addressed the fellow, the thieve raised a crowbar above his head and approached the wathman who then fired his .38 revolver. he’s not sure if he hit the guy, but he does know that he un-assed AO quickly. Thanks to Chief Tango for that link.

In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, three fellows trying to turn their lives around tried a smash-and -grab at a local sporting goods store. They crashed a stolen van through the front of the business. A few months before, the business which sells a lot high-end sporting merchandise like sneakers, jeans and designer wear was broken into. The owner says that they have to repair several windows occasionally. Him and his employee have been swapping shifts sleeping in the store at night. About six months ago, the owner was shot by a thief.

Last night, however, his employee was ready for the smash-and-grab and ventilated one of the thieves. His two partners were kind enough to take him to the hospital where police rounded up all three. reports are that the wounded feller is in serious condition.

In Garland, Texas, a homeowner heard breaking glass in his living room and took his weapon to investigate. He found an energetic fellow climbing in through the shattered window and shot one time. The fellow extricated himself from the aperture and left the scene, but he didn’t get far, so he wasn’t DRT (dead right there) but rather DOT (dead over there).

Our next story, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, where two men got off the trolley and started walking home when they were confronted by two other gents with their gun. Unfortunately for the gunman, one of their intended victims was legally carrying a weapon, too, and he applied it appropriately to the situation and shot both criminals. One was DRT, the other wounded. However, the unarmed victim was shot in the ensuing fire fight and died later at the hospital.

In Las Vegas, Nevada, Willie Pro and his lady friend. Tarneshia Harris, tried to force their way into a home using their .22 caliber pistol as their authority. Unfortunately for them, a 23-year-old in the home had a .40 caliber handgun which trumped Pro’s. The fellow in the home shot both Pro and Harris who drove themselves to the hospital where Pro was pronounced dead from an ass wound. It must have hit something vital, like Pro’s brains. Pro and Harris both had a long history of being read their Miranda rights.