Since some of you don’t appreciate that I made fun of some Trekkies, we should all go back to making fun of Occutards instead. I snagged this video from a Facebook friend.
Hey, I only give you what you want.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
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The next best thing to phonies
Mary sent us these links to the Third Brigade Star Fleet Marine Corps’ Mutual Masturbation Society. Ya know, what you do with your off time is completely up to you, but you don’t have to put it on the internet;
I’m sure this dickweed earned all of these ribbons, but I think I don’t want to ask him what he got them for;
Are you Army folks still thinking how cool it would be to wear MARPAT after seeing this;
I’m pretty sure that just by it’s name, the Marine Corps is somehow related to large bodies of water, so why would we need a Marine Corps in space? Check out the other pictures at this link.
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Fake SEAL and Area 51.(UPDATED)
Today we have another Fake SEAL by the name of “WOOD, WILLIAM “BILL”” that claims that he was part of SEAL Team 9. Oh and he claims to be part of secert missions in the middle east.
This is an interview with an ex-Navy SEAL, who, during the years 1992-2000 was sent on top secret bombing missions in the Middle East, predominantly in Iraq. Years after the first Gulf War when we were supposedly not at war with Iraq yet he and SEAL Team 9 were targeting Tomahawk Missiles on a monthly basis taking out targets that were increasingly “soft”… involving deaths of hundreds of innocent civilians. Find out how this highly trained young man and his team were coerced by the military into purposely destroying villages and creating future terrorists as part of a plan that would ultimately serve their dark purpose, the war on terror and 911.
This is that worst kind of fake, in that when real veterans are doing everything to prove that we are stable and producitve citizans that this clown it doing everything to undo it. But of course in his case you need a group that wants to push the crazy meme for thier own personal agenda. But then again what is a fake without the crazy.
And if that weren’t enough, hear how he was trained in Area 51 as a specially gifted group of highly classified psy spies to see beyond the famous Looking Glass technology into the future involving 2012 and beyond.
The people at POW.network has been following him since Jan of this year. Oh, if anyone wants to talk to him, the group that did the interview are inviting people to email him.
If after watching this video you wish to contact Bill Wood here is his email address for that purpose:
Bill Wood
If he responsed feel free to post it here.
ADDED: It seems that people have been writing in to call BS on this guy and and thier answer is amusing to say the least.
A CALL-OUT TO ALL NAVY SEALS AND CURRENT AND EX-MILITARY PERSONNEL
If you are outraged by my interview with Bill Brockbrader and you don’t believe he was a Navy SEAL, I invite you to turn your analysis in the direction of the military authorities that you hold in such high esteem and entertain the notion that there is a parallel organization that is way above TOP SECRET that is working counter to your organizations.
I guess crazy attracts crazy.
UPDATED: Here is a new story about him sen from Pow.network.
Bill Brockbrader claims to be a former member of Navy SEAL Team 9, a group of commandos with psychic abilities. If you’ve never heard of SEAL Team 9, there is a reason. And on dozens of web chats, blogs and Internet radio shows, he explains it all.
If you do all of your research, you find out Seal Team 9 doesn’t exist.
He says he was trained, in secret, alongside an actual Navy SEAL class, with all his records either classified or destroyed by the government.
But it’s not classified. There are no secret SEALS. The names of every man who graduated SEAL training is a public record, and the Navy Special Warfare confirms Brockbrader’s name was never on that list.
Brockbrader, who also goes by the name Bill Wood, says he got into trouble with the Navy for intentionally diverting a Tomahawk missile that was going to blow up Iraqi children. But federal records show the actual trouble was for having sex with a girl. U.S. Marshals jailed him this month because he moved to Idaho and never registered as a sex offender.
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Thomas Rick’s Big Idea
Thomas Ricks of the Center for a New American Security writes in the Washington Post that the all-volunteer military is a thing of the past and we need to go back to the draft. If the Center for a New American Security sounds familiar, it’s because they’re the same numbnuts who started this talk about doing away with 20-year retirement for the military that we talked about almost a year ago. I guess the CNASC has a business plan that calls for one new stupid idea every year. Of course, bringing back the draft is not a new idea, it’s more like the Left clinging to their glory days.
Ricks’ ill-considered reasoning is that if we still had a draft, the US would be less likely to commit military force where it’s needed;
Over the past decade, this all-volunteer force has been put to the test and has succeeded, fighting two sustained foreign wars with troops standing up to multiple combat deployments and extreme stress.
This is precisely the reason it is time to get rid of the all-volunteer force. It has been too successful. Our relatively small and highly adept military has made it all too easy for our nation to go to war — and to ignore the consequences.
The drawbacks of the all-volunteer force are not military, but political and ethical. One percent of the nation has carried almost all the burden of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, while the rest of us essentially went shopping. When the wars turned sour, we could turn our backs.
First of all, professional soldiers don’t want a bunch of draftees who we have to babysit for the period of their service. But Thomas Ricks doesn’t know anything about that.
According to Wiki, Ricks is two days younger than me, but his experience in the military is entirely academic. He has “reported” on the military, he is in the business of criticizing the military, but he has never spent a day in uniform, so basically, he doesn’t know that the impact of his idiot opinions would absolutely destroy the military as it exists today.
So, Ricks even admits that having a draft didn’t stop Lyndon Johnson from deploying drafted American soldiers to Vietnam, but he likes to give those draftees credit for ending our participation in the war against communists there. Combat forces went to Vietnam in 1965 and it was eight years before the last combat troops left Vietnam.
Since Ricks called the Iraq War “reckless”, lets’ look at that one and compare it to his reasoning; The US invaded Hussein’s Iraq in 2003 and the last combat troops left Iraq eight years later in 2011. Without a draft. So what’s his point?
Resuming conscription is the best way to reconnect the people with the armed services. Yes, reestablishing a draft, with all its Vietnam-era connotations, would cause problems for the military, but those could never be as painful and expensive as fighting an unnecessary war in Iraq for almost nine years. A draft would be good for our nation and ultimately for our military.
Yeah, that’s the same bullshit thing that the Left uses against home-schoolers – that their children aren’t socializing with the public school students who are steeped in liberal bullshit drivel. So the same process should be applied to the military – there should be more idiot hippies in the military to “connect” the military to society. Personally, I’m not all that happy to be connected to society after my service.
Society is jam-packed with pseudo-intellectuals like Ricks who think I need to be socialized and swallow their idiot opinions whole. I probably would have strangled a whole parcel of hippie draftees if anyone had inflicted those idiots on my platoon.
The fact that draft didn’t stop Johnson from getting involved in Vietnam should be proof enough for most people, but Ricks is upset that the anti-war movement in this century didn’t get much traction, and he’s flailing around trying to give them some more relevance. He ought to wade into a crowd of college students and preach to them about bringing back the draft. I’ll happily provide the crowd with baseball bats so they can properly address his big idea.
Thanks to Marine_7002 for the link.
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FBI analyst sues over gender specific standards
In a case that might have far reaching implications for the military an FBI analyst is suing the FBI for gender discrimination. Two years ago Jay Bauer was undergoing the Bureau’s Special Agent training curriculum when he was dropped from the pipeline after he failed his physical fitness test by a push up. Up to failing his PT test he was at the top of his class. He’s suing, correctly pointing out that a female applicant with his test scores would not have been dropped.
An intelligence analyst for the FBI in Chicago who allegedly missed becoming a special agent by a single pushup has filed a gender-discrimination lawsuit alleging that the FBI’s fitness test is flawed and biased against men.
Jay Bauer, a Northwestern University doctoral graduate, joined the FBI in 2009 after leaving the University of Wisconsin at Milwaukee as an assistant professor in its communication sciences department, according to the lawsuit filed last week in federal court in Chicago.
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His attorneys argued that a female trainee who scored near the bottom of the class in firearms proficiency was given another attempt at the fitness test, but Bauer wasn’t.
They also argued that the FBI’s fitness standards — which before 2003 required men to do 25 pushups — are comparatively harder for males. Female trainees must complete at least 14 untimed pushups, an amount equal to 27 to 29 for men, the lawsuit says, citing a database maintained by a fitness consultant the FBI worked with in drafting the guidelines.
Now I’m immediately torn. On one hand I’m inclined to tell him to man up and move on. He knew, with plenty of warning, exactly what the standards where for him to progress and he failed to adequately prepare for them. Barring physical handicap there is no reason a healthy man young enough for FBI Special Agent training can’t discipline himself to perform 40 push ups. I’m a fat, lazy civilian now and I can do 40 damn push ups.
On the other hand standards are only standards if they’re, well…standard. The entire concept of differing standards of physical readiness based on gender in high risk professions, in which the safety and mission readiness of the personnel involved depends on physical fitness, is an absurd acquiescence to political degradation. This is to not even scratch the perverse and convoluted social structures created by treating people who identify with the gender norms of the opposite sex as a politically protected class of people. I can imagine it now, male troops having failed PT tests coming in to work and declaring themselves to now be transgendered and demanding they be evaluated as females.
So, in the end, I hope Bauer does win. It would be a good start to tearing down the entire notion that the physical demands of combat or law enforcement cares about your gender identity or sex. On the other hand, seeing as how Mr Bauer is now the guy who couldn’t do the man push ups and is trying to sue his way into the Special Agent club, it might be best if he were to remain in a cubicle.
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Marines take their toys to Redondo Beach
Country Singer sends us a link from the LA Times about two Marines who took 10 “explosive devices” to Redondo Beach for whatever reason was passing through their pointy little heads and caused a stir;
“We knew they were explosives, and they should not have been in their possession and could be dangerous if improperly used,” said Hink.
The Los Angeles County sheriff’s bomb squad was called to the scene and employed a robot to investigate the devices.
Makes you think they had TNT or grenades or something, right? Actually they were just artillery simulators. For the uninitiated, artillery simulators are just that – very loud flash bang devices that safely give you the feeling that you’re under attack by artillery. Dangerous? Hardly, unless you’re not bright enough to toss it after you pull the cord, or if there’s a measure of debris that could be propelled by the explosion. They certainly don’t warrant evacuating 200 shoppers at a nearby Target store, or robots.
“[Lance Cpl. Devin Gajewski, 24, and Pvt. Thomas Bazer, 20] were shocked at the attention they had received,” said Capt. Jeff Hink, who arrived on scene at the South Bay Galleria at 10:45 p.m. Thursday. “They were young guys. They shouldn’t have had those devices and didn’t realize the gravity of the situation until they were knee-deep in it.”
While I agree the young Marines shouldn’t have had the devices, it seems to me that the police were just justifying their budgets for robots and their EOD teams. Simply an over-reaction. And the LA Times doesn’t help by describing the devices as if they were pipebombs of something. Artillery simulators are just that – simulators.
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Rally for Trayvon “smaller than predicted”
Old Trooper sends a link from a Miami local station which tells us that the Trayvon Martin rally in Miami was less attended than activists had hoped;
The Reverend Al Sharpton spoke to a crowd of more than 3,000 people, chanting “No Justice, no peace.”
And the Reverend Jess Jackson called for an “end to vigilantism.”
There were local speakers, too;
Miami-Dade Schools Superintendent Alberto Carvalho showed his support, saying he stood up for Trayvon.
“He was my student. He will forever be remembered as a child of Miami-Dade,” Carvallo shouted.
A child of Miami-Dade, huh? Then Miami-Dade failed him since he’d been suspended from school three times in the last month of his life. Once was for attacking a bus driver, once for skipping school and once for possession of drug paraphernalia. Nothing he should have died for, but it kind of demonstrates a pattern of behavior that everyone is in denial over. In October, he was discovered with burglary tools and property that didn’t belong to him.
With all of the attention in Miami directed towards Trayvon’s death, you’d think that this would be a story and a reason for the black community to be even madder about something they can actually do something about, rather than focusing on an Hispanic man with Jewish surname who may have been defending himself;
I don’t know the death of two completely innocent people attending a funeral should be a bigger deal than one thug losing his life in a situation which is becoming more apparent was of his own making. How bad of a shot do you have to be to hit a 5-year-old in the leg?