Category: Dumbass Bullshit

  • Snowden is paranoid on top of everything else

    Edward Snowden, you know, the fellow who tried to tell us all that he was a special forces soldier, until we found out that he never even graduated basic training thinks that he’s being targeted by James Bond or John Clarke or some other fictional character from literature, says Reuters;

    “There are significant threats but I sleep very well,” he said before referring to a report on a U.S. website that he said quoted anonymous U.S. officials saying his life was in danger.

    “These people, and they are government officials, have said they would love to put a bullet in my head or poison me when I come out of the supermarket and then watch me die in the shower,” Snowden said.

    Yeah, well, since he has nothing else to release to the media, I seriously doubt that anyone wants to punish him with some dramatic made-for-Hollywood execution. It makes no sense. If he needed to be killed it was before he released US secrets, certainly not now.

    I’ll tell you what, you may appreciate what Snowden has done by exposing NSA spying on US citizens, but he’s a gigantic pussy. And honestly, who among you didn’t think that the NSA was spying on us? I certainly wasn’t surprised.

    Now I’m torn between deciding who the bigger douche is in this story – the folks who are spying on us or the guy who exposed them. Actually, I’m leaning towards Snowden. I think I want to beat Snowden using Breanna Manning as a club.

  • Doomsday Prepper rats himself out

    Tyler Smith

    Tyler Smith here made an appearance on the “Doomsday Preppers” a while back sporting his own homemade body armor and revealed his plan to raid other preppers to make up his own shortages in preparation. Apparently, his local cops decided that they should make their own preparations. I guess he is a felon and a sex offender who hadn’t registered with the local PD when he moved to Pierce County, Washington. From KIRO TV;

    The problem is, Smith is a felon, convicted of communicating with a minor for immoral purposes and theft. He’s not supposed to go anywhere near a gun.

    “Even if he doesn’t own the guns, he can’t handle, have those weapons, fire them (or) possess them in any way,” said Pierce County Sheriff’s Detective Ed Troyer.

    […]

    Pierce county investigators say it was those claims, and Smith’s brazen use of firearms on camera that landed him back in jail. “What led us to this guy was himself. He put himself on TV and in newspaper articles and he did things that scared the neighbor,” said Troyer.

    It looks to me that the onlt preparations he was making was storing up some energy (body fat) for lean times ahead. Sell off your Dunkin’ Donuts stocks while young Tyler languishes in a jail cell.

  • Bet This Will P!ss Ya Off

    NY judge orders ‘compassionate release’ of terror lawyer Lynne Stewart

    What really bothers me is that the Bureau of Prisons asked for her early release on “compassionate grounds” due to her terminal illness.  Funny, but the last time I checked terrorist organizations just didn’t seem to be overly concerned with “compassion”.

    Stewart was convicted in 2005 of assisting terrorism by smuggling messages from “blind sheikh” Omar Abdel Rahman to his followers while acting as his defense attorney.  She was sentenced to serve 10 years for that crime.

    Do the crime, do the time.  IMO if you help terrorists you damn well deserve to die in prison, one way or another.  If that means you go the long, hard route via terminal cancer while behind bars – that’s OK by me.

    This seriously NSFW video is for everyone involved with this despicable turncoat’s release – but especially U.S. District Court Judge John G. Koeltl, who ordered it.

    Justice is supposed to be blind, judge – and a judge is supposed to ensure justice.  Here, you proved you’re nothing more than another ideologue in a robe who sides with terrorists.

    I’d best not say anything else, as I’m kinda upset about this.

  • Elliot Ackerman; The case for Female SEALs

    TSO sends us a link to an article written by Elliot Ackerman. First I should say that Elliot Ackerman is an authentic hero of the war against terror. he was a Marine, earned one each Bronze and Silver Star and a Purple Heart. But this thing that he wrote for The Atlantic is garbage. He says that instead of sending women to infantry schools to find out what they can handle physically, they should send women to SEAL and Special Forces Schools.

    Last month, three women became the first of their sex to graduate from the Marine Corps’ famously grueling Advanced Infantry Training Course. The Marine Corps was asking a simple question by running small groups through these courses in experimental test batches, two to five women at a time: Can the female body withstand the rigors of infantry training? The answer, these women showed, is that it can.

    Ackerman is misrepresenting the process – the Marines asked for female volunteers, only 14 volunteered and throughout the course all but four dropped. The fourth injured herself after she completed the course requirements, so three showed up for the graduation ceremony. There were no “test batches” – that was what they had.

    So far much of the debate surrounding integration has focused on the physical capabilities of women, as if this were the singular issue. Admittedly the strain of infantry training, or even combat, is relatively easier for a 6-foot tall, 180-pound man, but there are women fit enough to survive these punishing courses. As for combat, well, if we’ve proved anything over the last decade of war, it’s that women can sustain its rigors.

    So if the barrier to integrating women into the infantry isn’t a physical one then what is it?

    It’s cultural. And that’s why the infantry may not be the best place to start in military gender integration. Instead, as counterintuitive as it might sound, the military should begin with its Special Operations Forces: elite units such as the Green Berets and SEALs. Although not the obvious move, starting here would likely make for a smoother transition over all.

    No, Mr Ackerman, it’s physical – that’s why ten female Marines didn’t finish the course, it has nothing to do with the culture. You don’t understand the discussion because you think that the Marines are sending though “test batches” of women. They’re sending all they have and two thirds dropped out. Sending them to tougher and more vigorous isn’t going to change that.

    If you think it’s a culture thing that’s holding women up, you might make sense, but it’s nature that’s holding them up from completion. 56% of women Marines graduating from boot camp can’t do three F’n pull ups – at a time in their lives that they’re more in good physical shape than ever before.

    The women who pass through the Marine Corps Infantry Officer Course or the Army Ranger School are going to be pretty tough—they’ll have to be. The problem won’t be them. The problem will be convincing the 19-year-old grunts to accept their presence. Grunts are trained to believe they’re the toughest thing wearing two combat boots, a conviction that helps them withstand the brutality that is the very essence of their job. But most will concede there is one thing tougher than them: the special operator.

    And therein lies a solution.

    The culture of our Special Operations Forces values physical toughness, but it puts its highest premium on attributes such as creative thinking and maturity. The average special operator is in his late twenties. In fact, women already serve in significant, albeit restricted capacities, among the most elite and secretive special operations communities in the Joint Special Operations Command and Central Intelligence Agency. By contrast, in an infantry battalion, women aren’t even allowed to have their names on the rolls.

    Yeah, and if we all close our eyes, click our heels together three times and wish real hard, companies of women are going to show up for Ranger School and graduate. Because that’s what Mr Ackerman is asking us to believe. He doesn’t want to recognize women’s physical differences, he only wants to blame the macho culture for their failures.

  • Sailors marched with buckets of crap on their heads

    Pinto Nag sends us a link from NBC which reports that two more sailors lost their jobs for allowing members of the crew of the USS Jason Dunham to march nineteen female sailors with buckets of excrement on their heads;

    Cmdr. Kenneth Rice, executive officer of the USS Jason Dunham, and Master Chief Petty Officer Stephen Vandergrifft were found guilty in non-judicial proceedings, the U.S. Fleet Forces Command said in a statement.

    An investigation found that on Oct. 15, a chief petty officer ordered 19 enlisted women to take human waste out of two nonworking toilets and place it in buckets, the Navy said. The chief petty officer then marched 13 of them with the buckets down to the pier to dispose of the waste in portable toilets.

    They’re calling the incident “hazing”, but I’m calling it stupid. Not only in the current environment, but even in my long-by-gone days, I probably wouldn’t have allowed it to happen to all-male troops – unless they had purposely clogged the toilets.

  • Fraudulent Military Records Searches

    Maybe I’ve neglected to tell you guys that there are lot of thieves on the internet, but well, there are. Our own Poetrooper sends this, one of his experiences;

    Jonn, this is a scam website targeting veterans. They offer a records search for a dollar but then after going through their registration process you get a screen and email telling you that you must personally contact the federal records center in St. Louis. Meanwhile they bill your credit card for much more than the proffered dollar for absolutely no service. I signed up for a dollar thinking it was worth it to me to see how the scam would play out. Today when I checked my VISA account, they had charged me not a dollar, but $18.95, for them doing absolutely nothing other than to tell me to contact the records center in St. Louis. These guys are scumbags victimizing the veteran community.

    Seeing the charge on my VISA account, I emailed them and threatened to take the issue to the Arkansas Attorney General’s office and expose them on military websites. They rolled over within a half hour, promising me a refund, which tells me they are a total scam. As you can see their website is slick and professional, the factor that led me to investigate them in the first place. In my last email to them, I informed them that if they don’t take down the website I will take all of my correspondence with them to the attorney general’s office.

    A heads-up needs to be spread around the milblog network that this website, Militaryrecord.org is a scam designed to separate you from twenty bucks in return for nothing.

    Yep, there are a lot of scam websites and most of them that try to help you find information are the worst. A lot of the information they help you find is available for free – like criminal records. Don’t fall for it. It would be nice if there was a database to local military records on line, but that isn’t going to happen anytime soon Remember the resistance that the DoD put up just to put the top few medal awardees and how they screwed the pooch every little step along the way – including putting Medal of Honor recipients’ social security numbers in the public domain for a few hours. Military.com had Friend Finders that worked pretty well years ago, but they let crumble into dust. There’s only the FOIA process. So keep your money in your pocket.

  • Benevolent Emporer grants pay raises

    Well, that’s how it sounded to me when I read the LA Times article about the president who “grants” a pay raise to the troops and the federal workers;

    President Obama issued an executive order Monday granting civilian and military employees a 1% pay raise in 2014.

    Military employees have received a raise each year that Obama has been in the White House, but civilian pay has been flat over the last three years as members of Congress have tangled over the budget and the federal deficit.

    On the campaign trail in 2010 and 2012, some Republicans targeted the pay scale of federal employees, suggesting that inflated government employment was contributing to the nation’s fiscal problems, although their salaries make up a small portion of the overall budget.

    I like the part about federal employees’ salaries make up a “small portion of the overall budget”. I’m pretty sure that the LA Times wouldn’t say the same thing about veterans’ pensions being a small portion of the overall defense budget since the line lately has been that retires are responsible for the Defense budget being busted.

    I remember in the last decade, my workmates complained that President Bush “only” gave them a 3 1/2% cost of living raise. It’s funny how I haven’t heard them complaining about getting no COLA increases the last few years. I guess that would make them racist, or something if they said something today. Either that or they’d have to blame it on “Congress”.

    Personally, I don’t need the pay raise, I controlled my costs by moving out of DC. They probably don’t need it, either, well, except those idiots who had to dip into their 401ks when they missed one pay check last Fall, you know when the government shut down because Congress wanted to delay the healthcare plan for a year, which has become the policy of this administration in recent days.

    But it seems kind of incongruous that the President signed his executive order while on a millions of dollars vacation in Hawai’i.

  • Oh, That Ain’t Workin’ . . . .

    What would you say if you heard about situations where employees could

    • be drunk (or be caught in possession) up to 3 times before getting fired
    • show up for work drunk up to 5 times before being fired
    • show up drunk at work, act lewdly and in complete violation of their profession’s ethics, and later be reinstated
    • not show up for the job for which hired, and still get paid
    • unlawfully share the personal information of coworkers for political purposes
    • make videos actively discouraging potential new employees from applying for work
    • hold unlawful secret meetings

    Me?  I’d say:  “Look for the Union label . . . . “

    Yeah, there’s a reason unions are dead set against right-to-work laws, and loves those union shops.  It’s called “riding the gravy train.”

     

     

    (Hat tip to watchdog.org for the above.  One correction to their article:  their link to the reinstatement story is broken due to a typo.  Here’s the correct link to the reinstatement story.)