Category: Dumbass Bullshit

  • We the People Do Not Follow False Prophets

    This is not about gun control.

    It’s about what drives the control freaks to want to deprive American citizens of the right to own this or that, do this or that, and say this or that.

    I spent some time this week reading a chapter from a book about the madness behind the near-to-religious fanaticism in people who insist that we’re all doomed and the world is going to end tomorrow unless all of us agnostics and antitheorists kowtow to the New Religion of Climate Whoosiewhatsis.  Some of the more flagrant cranks offered to strangle you in your bed.

    Because it’s Lent, and because Easter falls on April Fool’s Day this year, I suggested some place else that people who wish to relieve themselves of the Burden of Unbelief spend some time (and substantial cash) in the company of the Monks of Carbon Apostasy.

    I will happily include in that a visit to the Brethren of Guns ‘n’ Ammo Apostasy.

    While I was poking fun at the hysterics of fanaticism and pseudo-religious fervor we witness in so-called liberals, I wasn’t too far off on the pseudo-religious aspect of it. “Catastrophe”, “worse than ever”, “doomsday” and other hyperbole  connected to climate references is advertising language, used to sell a product which, in this case, is not just climate change, but rather disastrous climate change.

    “Repent, and give us your money and you’ll be saved from this Looming Catastrophe!!!  Algore needs more of your money, so send it!! All of it!!!”

    Does anyone besides me remember Jim and Tammy Faye Baker?

    It is baloney, and we all know it, but the uninformed, naïve twits who fall for that stuff swallow it as if it were chocolate syrup on vanilla ice cream. They are drawn into it because it provides them with some sort of pseudoreligious ecstasy. They become part of what they think is a Higher Order. This is not a joke. When you try talking to them in a reasonable way, to point out that the disaster hasn’t happened yet, and likely won’t, that they are being deceived, they refuse to listen, and either run off or start those lame-ass personal attacks.

    It is the same thing with guns. The fact that no one is forcing the anti-gun crowd to buy, own, rent, touch or even look at a gun is immaterial. They don’t get that part at all, nor do they care. They insist on being terrorized by guns.  It feeds their need for some kind of emotional fulfillment. Frankly, I doubt that the majority of them go to any religious edifice unless there’s a funeral – and even then, they’d probably rather have it in a gym. In a large enough edifice, they can wallow in their Worship of the Dead. Something is missing in their souls. Perhaps a visit to the confessional would help them.

    We know exactly how, why, and when guns are pounced on by the media as horrifying objects at the very moment a shoot-shoot-bang-bang event occurs. The fact that the media as a group act worse than African jackals sniffing for blood and scrounging for scraps when something dies only emphasizes their blood lust. And they have that, in spades. They wallow in it. They are just as addicted to this lust for blood as a crackhead is addicted to crack cocaine, or a junkie who shoots up, or some kid stealing painkiller opioids from a medicine cabinet because he will do anything to get high.

    What’s the source of this need to hammer the public about blood and gore?  I’m not sure, but if you are familiar with real history, not the foppish made-up crap being taught now, you know that we humans as a species have a long, long trail of spilled blood, because we are apex predators, just like lions, bears, wolves and sharks. The Romans had organized theater for it in gladiatorial games. The sight and smell of bloodletting can make you randy, even if you won’t admit it to yourself. But now, we are more civilized.  We have football and pizza instead of brutal sword fights and dormice pickled in grape leaves.

    It isn’t something new. The media have always been like this, but the current crop of media mopes seems to have gone off the deep end into a cenote of blood thirstiness that would put Dracula and Caligula to shame. The ‘jump to a conclusion’ hysterics that followed immediately on the heels of the Parkland school shooting were too disgusting for words. It was like watching a kettle of vultures gathering in the sky, looking for a corpse to tuck into before the animal is even dead – except that vultures don’t do that. (No offense meant to vultures in general.)

    It is not only the media that act this way, as individuals and brainless zombies. They can smell blood on the pavement long before it dries. They count on the same blood lust in their viewers. They know their audience well enough to throw these ghoul parties ‘Live! On TV!”

    However, as we found very shortly after the choreographed hysterics, abusive displays of frightened children on live TV, and a complete lack of simple decency, the media were so completely wrong and so full of utter shit, that they completely lost any credibility they might ever have had.

    How quickly did that story die away, once their falsehoods were exposed? Stepped on their own cranks, they did.

    Further information was released on a daily basis and the massive errors by the Liberaltwits became nothing but an embarrassment to journalism. They made damned fools of themselves in the process, sending real journalism further down into the sewers. One can only hope that they will never recover from their own deceit, and that in fact, it will become worse and worse until they are fully exposed for what they are: the false front faggot-bearers for Totalitarianism.

    The pseudo-religious hysterics also apply to the Guns & Ammo corner, and all things related to them as one liberal, self-involved, greedy politician after another jumps into the spotlight to try to blame inanimate objects for what people do. A gun cannot function without a human using it, any more than my 9 inch cast iron skillet can cook bacon without my putting bacon into it and turning on the stove. Ammo won’t load itself into a magazine, nor will my paring knives jump out of the kitchen drawers without assistance.

    These transparent and lame attempts to promote fanaticism are not doing too well. They are slowly crumbling. I think that the Leftherds were counting on We the People as a group, being dumb enough to not think for ourselves, and they were wrong again.

    We the People aren’t remotely the dumbasses that they think we are.

    Nor are We the People as stupid as they are. We the People can still tell a hawk from a handsaw. They cannot.

    Therefore, We the People must remain vigilant. We the People cannot afford to yield even one inch. Give them no quarter. We the People have a tough fight ahead of us, but we should be able to say ‘You should have seen the other guy.’

    Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose… “Me and Bobby McGee”  Writers: Fred L Foster / Kris Kristofferson

  • Benjamin Thomas Wolf; “Cannabis candidate” under fire

    Benjamin Thomas Wolf; “Cannabis candidate” under fire

    Benjamin Thomas Wolf, who calls himself the “cannabis candidate” in the campaign for an Illinois Congressional seat because he has put the legalization of marijuana at the center of his campaign, you know, in spite of the myriad issues we face in this country these days.

    In addition to smoking pot in his campaign ads, he also makes statements that might lead people to believe that he served in Iraq in the military as well as statements that indicate that he was an FBI agent;

    He’s never been in any branch of the military and Wolf says in public that he failed the agent testing at the FBI Academy. According to Fox News;

    “People in the military get upset when I say I served in Iraq. The military doesn’t have a patent on the word ‘served,’” he told Politico.

    In a news release last week, Wolf’s campaign also identified him as a “former FBI agent,” despite contrary claims by the agency.

    A spokesperson for the FBI told the Chicago Tribune that the candidate worked at the agency as “a non-special agent professional support employee” rather than an agent.

    Yeah, well, now he faces charges of abuse from a former campaign intern;

    “He actually hit me, threw me to the ground, put his foot on my chest. He was really angry. He grabbed my face,” Katarina Coates, who interned for Wolf’s campaign, told Politico.

    She added: “I thought it was normal. I cannot explain the logic. It seemed like he cared about me when he did that. After that time he stood on my chest, he went and took me for chocolate cake. I kind of associated it with his caring.

    “There were times I would ask him, ‘Do you ever regret hitting me?’ He would say: ‘No, but I’m relieved when you put your head down so I don’t have to do it again.’”

    No surprises here. He looks like his picture should be in Webster’s under “douche bag”, and folks who mislead about their service are usually abusive to people around them.

  • Shannon Faulkner; Stolen Collegiate Valor

    Shannon Faulkner; Stolen Collegiate Valor

    Shannon Faulkner spent two years in a legal battle with The Citadel. She joined the Corps of Cadets on August 15, 1995 accompanied by US Marshals and the media after the US Supreme Court ruled that Virginia Military Institute had to accept women in their ranks or forfeit US tax dollars.

    Faulkner clearly wasn’t prepared for the rigors of cadet life, she obviously thought that the court order would carry her through her four years. She lasted four hours on her first day before she went to the infirmary and six days later she resigned. In a 2012 interview, Faulkner said that a cadet threatened her parent’s lives causing her to quit.

    Well, according to the Post and Courier she spoke at the Citadel this last weekend;

    “I enjoyed being a member of The Citadel family. I do consider myself a Citadel alumni,” she said at a symposium on the life and legacy of the late South Carolina novelist Pat Conroy. “This is my school as much as anybody else’s. I won’t talk badly about the school and what it represents because I believe in it.”

    Yeah, no, you were there for four hours. You had an historic opportunity, but you squandered it.

    Nancy Mace, the actual first female graduate of The Citadel, addressed Faulkner on her Facebook page;

    She doesn’t wear The Ring because she didn’t earn it. And she sure as hell ain’t my mother. That’s an insult to my mother. And in the hearts of most #Citadel graduates — she’s not alumni. There is no edification or achievement in her failure.

    Anyone watching the incessant news coverage of the event could tell that Faulkner wasn’t going to make it. Instead of preparing herself for entrance into The Citadel she conducted pastry assaults on her mom’s kitchen.

  • Dumbassery

    In Houston, Texas, yesterday, Daniel Barber was at a party where he found a bullet proof vest, which, of course, he put on. According to news reports, he then told his friend Jason Allen Griffin, 39, to shoot him. Of course, Griffin complied. Well, Barber is now dead, despite Griffin’s attempt to reverse the “shoot me” process.

    Investigators said Griffin left, the party with another person, and was arrested at an area hospital after he allegedly became suicidal.

    Griffin remains hositalized.

    Griffin is also looking at charges of felony possession of a firearm, unlawful possession of body armor and manslaughter.

    It is unknown if the bullet penetrated the vest or passed into Barber through an unprotected area, or if anyone asked anyone else to hold their beer during the ill-fated stunt.

  • 4th Circuit upholds removal of Peace Cross

    4th Circuit upholds removal of Peace Cross

    In an 8-6 vote, the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals voted to uphold the lower courts’ decisions for the removal of the Peace Cross in Prince George’s County, Maryland. Originally, the cross was bought with private funds and placed on private land, but the State took possession of it as urban Maryland expanded. From SFGate;

    Supporters of the Peace Cross, who say it is a secular tribute to local men killed in World War I, vowed to appeal.

    “We cannot allow it to be the final word,” said Hiram Sasser, deputy chief counsel for First Liberty, a religious-freedom organization representing the American Legion. “If this decision stands, other memorials — including those in nearby Arlington Cemetery — will be targeted for destruction as well.”

    Adrian Gardner, general counsel for the Maryland-National Capital Park and Planning Commission, said in a statement that the state agency would “keep open our option to seek review” by the Supreme Court.

    The cross was built in 1925 with money from local families and the American Legion. A plaque lists the names of 49 Prince George’s County veterans and includes the words “valor,” “endurance,” “courage” and “devotion.” The park and planning commission took control of the land in 1961 because of its location at the intersection of U.S. Route 1 and Maryland Route 450 in Bladensburg. The state agency pays for upkeep and repairs.

    The suit was originally brought by Steven Lowe, a commuter who was “shocked” by the memorial on his way to work one day when his route took him past the intersection.

    The cross has stood for nearly a hundred years and one little snowflake who is obviously easily “shocked” by the sight of the cross, to use his word, then the rest of us are supposed to pay in order to alter his experience, because it’s too hard for him to avoid driving past the cross.

  • 67 shots fired in 15 seconds

    Fox News reports that seven San Francisco police officers fired 65 rounds at homicide suspect Joel Armstrong who was inside an RV at a homeless encampment. Armstrong fired back twice and no one was injured in the massive exchange of gunfire.

    The San Francisco Police Department said the shooting happened on Feb. 17 in the city’s Mission Bay neighborhood when officers confronted 31-year-old homicide suspect Joel Armstrong inside an RV at a homeless encampment.

    Armstrong allegedly shot two men the day before during a carjacking in the city’s Panhandle neighborhood, killing one of them…Armstrong eventually turned himself in to police, and has been charged with murder, carjacking and eight counts of attempted murder.

    The videos were released at a town hall meeting about the shooting, where residents expressed concerns about the number of homeless encampments in the area.

    Good thing that they didn’t kill or injure the murderer.

  • Manning garners little support in Maryland Senate race

    Manning garners little support in Maryland Senate race

    Chief Tango sends us a link to WTOP which reports that the convicted spy formerly known as Bradley Manning is way behind Ben Cardin, the incumbent Senator’s seat Manning covets.

    The Goucher College poll has Cardin with a 61-17 lead over Manning if the race were held today.

    “Ben Cardin is a really popular, long-term Senator,” said Mileah Kromer, the polling director at the Sarah T. Hughes Field Politics Center.

    In fact, nearly two-thirds of Maryland Democrats said they have a positive view of Cardin. The same could not be said for Manning.

    In fact, twice as many Democrats have an unfavorable view of Manning than have a favorable view (37-to-19), though even more (44 percent) don’t have any opinion…Manning “hasn’t really run what you would call a traditionally statewide campaign here in Maryland,” said Kromer. “I don’t know if there’s a lot of door knocking going on, or a lot of forum participating going on, or even engagement with the local media.”

    Yeah, I don’t think that “door knocking” would work well as a campaign strategy for Manning. If you can’t win among the stank-ass hippies of Maryland, you should find another way to support yourself.

    Of course, Manning can pull off another suicide attempt to attract support – that always works well in his favor.

  • Anthony Swofford: I Was a Marine. I Don’t Want a Gun in My Classroom.

    Anthony Swofford: I Was a Marine. I Don’t Want a Gun in My Classroom.

    Yesterday, I wrote a bit about veterans rushing to the microphones of the media to get their few minutes of fame, or notoriety, by embracing the current fear-mongering about Armalite-style rifles designed by Eugene Stoner more than 50 years ago. Today’s example is Anthony Swofford, an assistant professor of English and creative writing at West Virginia University who writes in the pages of the New York Times.

    His bio says that he was a Marine Corps scout/sniper in the Gulf War, but, I have my doubts, because after a few hundred words about how restricted access to ammo and the extensive firearms training in the Marine Corps, he writes this erroneous BS which is supposed to refute the premise that by having armed teachers, that alone will keep someone with ill-intent from entering a school to kill students;

    People attack heavily armed institutions all too often, as with the mass shootings in 2009 at Fort Hood in Texas and in 2013 at the Washington Navy Yard. Assailants in such cases aren’t typically worried about losing their lives in the process. Usually, losing their lives is part of the plan.

    Folks who are not on the range, firing their weapons, are disarmed – their weapons are locked up in an arms room and the ammo is stored in a secured ammo storage facility guarded by other armed personnel charged with keeping the ammunition locked up. Military personnel are forbidden to bring their own firearms to the base where they work, unless their firearms are locked up and under the control of the unit commander.

    Swofford continues with more illiterate BS;

    At the White House on Wednesday, President Trump suggested that if a football coach at the high school, Aaron Feis, had been armed, he would have saved even more lives than he did, perhaps even his own, because rather than simply shielding students from gunfire, he could have drawn his weapon, fired and killed the assailant — putting a tidy end to the rampage.

    This is absurd. More likely, had Mr. Feis been armed, he would not have been able to draw his weapon (a side arm, presumably) quickly enough to stop the shooter, who with an AR-15 would have had the coach outgunned. Even if the coach had been able to draw his weapon — from where? his athletic shorts? — any shots he managed to fire would have risked being errant, possibly injuring or killing additional students. As some studies have shown, even police officers have missed their targets more than 50 percent of the time. In firing a weapon, Mr. Feis would have only added to the carnage and confusion.

    I’m not sure who started this utter bullshit about how someone with a pistol is automatically “outgunned” by an adversary with a rifle, but that’s just wrong. The guy with a rifle might have more bullets, he might be able to engage targets at a longer range, but if the fellow with a hand gun has been trained better than the guy with a rifle, he has the upper hand in a short range gun fight. If Mr Feis had been properly trained, the only carnage and confusion he would have brought to bear is on the gun man.

    Last month, the State Legislature in West Virginia, where my university is located, introduced the Campus Self-Defense Act. This would prohibit colleges and universities from designating their campuses as gun-free zones. If this act becomes law, I will resign my professorship. I will not work in an environment where professors and students pack heat.

    Adios, MFer. I guess you left your stones on the clerk’s desk when you picked up your DD214. Enjoy your life as a problem rather than a solution.