Category: Crime

  • Because…Florida!

    Because…Florida!

    marlon-alvarez

    Marlon Alvarez went to court today and, you know, I could tell you about it, but here’s Broward Judge John Hurley instead;

    “You allegedly went into that pawn shop and removed an AK-47 rifle on display and stuck it down your pants,” the judge read from the arrest report. “After a while, [you] pulled it out, put it back, then grabbed another assault rifle off another display [and] put that down your pants.”

    Then young Marlon tried to leave the store, despite a pronounced limp. The owner confronted him outside and recovered the firearm and Alvarez went on the lam, forgetting that folks who sell firearms have really good security cameras which helped police arrest him later. Now the youngster is resting comfortably in the Graybar Hotel waiting for someone to scrape together $25,000 bond. The judge also revoked bail from an arrest less than two weeks ago.

  • Daniel Lee Marshall Jr. sentenced

    Daniel Lee Marshall Jr. sentenced

    Daniel Lee Marshall

    Daniel Lee Marshall Jr., the fake Ranger who had insinuated himself into the Marcus Luttrell family circle while the SEAL was missing in Afghanistan, was sentenced last week to sixteen months in federal prison for being a felon in possession of a firearm according to the Houston Chronicle;

    In 2005, when Luttrell was the sole survivor among a group of SEALs is a clash with Taliban fighters in Afghanistan and was temporarily missing, Marshall got close to the sailor’s family.

    Five years later, Marshall was first accused of taking a pistol from the Luttrells’ ranch. About the same time, Rangers became suspicious of Marshall’s claims of military service.

    Authorities who searched Marshall’s trailer found an Army dress uniform with ribbons he did not earn and a pickup with a Purple Heart license plate that he did not deserve. They also copied photos found on the Internet that show Marshall in a uniform with a Ranger patch.

    Marshall did serve in the Army, authorities said, but only briefly and did not deploy overseas.

    The Chronicle says that he faced ten years in prison for the charge, to which he pleaded guilty back in September so I guess he got off easy.

    In related news, Texas just stiffened the penalties for stolen valor from a class C to a Class B Misdemeanor with the governor’s signature yesterday;

    Senate Bill 835 increases the penalty for such crimes from a Class C misdemeanor, which is punishable by up to a $500 fine, to a Class B misdemeanor, punishable by a fine up to $2,000 and up to 180 days in jail.

  • Pam Geller and the Dallas shooting

    Pam Geller and the Dallas shooting

    Today, Time Magazine published a response from Pam Geller, whose organization sponsored the cartoon contest in Dallas that attracted two jihadists, to her critics;

    So, why are some people blaming me? They’re saying: “Well, she provoked them! She got what she deserved!” They don’t remember, or care to remember, that as the jihadis were killing the Muhammad cartoonists in Paris, their friend and accomplice was murdering Jews in a nearby kosher supermarket. Were the Jews asking for it? Did they “bait” the jihadis? Were they “provoking” them?

    Are the Jews responsible for the Nazis? Are the Christians in the Middle East responsible for being persecuted by Muslims?

    Drawing Muhammad offends Islamic jihadists? So does being Jewish. How much accommodation of any kind should we give to murderous savagery? To kowtow to violent intimidation will only encourage more of it.

    Now, let me say up front that I wouldn’t draw any cartoons of Muhammad, nor would I attend an event which has that activity as it’s focus. Then again, I wouldn’t attend a similar event related to a similar activity involving Jesus, Buddha, or any other religious figure. But, that’s just me. I don’t oppose your attendance or any number of your friends, however. I respect everyone’s beliefs, religious and otherwise.

    If you warned me about stepping on a crack in the sidewalk, or walking under a ladder, I’d thank you and avoid doing that, not out of fear, but out of respect for your beliefs.

    To me, there are too many other things that I can be vocal about.

    The other day, someone wrote in our comments that this wasn’t a First Amendment issue because the government didn’t attempt to silence Geller’s group, but it is, because every terrorist attack is meant to make a political point – to influence government policy. More than a few critics both inside and outside of the US are urging the US government to take action to prevent more cartoon-drawings of the Prophet. That would interfere in our exercise of the First Amendment.

    According to the Associated Press, even the Council on American and Islamic Relations, an organization I usually have no use for, condemned the violence, although I wouldn’t use their language;

    The Council on American-Islamic Relations said in a statement Monday that a violent response is more insulting to the Muslim faith than any cartoon. The council said “bigoted speech” can’t be an excuse for violence.

    Leaders emphasized the American Muslim community’s support for open speech and condemned acts of terror.

    The one belief that I can’t support is the one from that part of the world who thinks that everything carries a death penalty. I don’t agree with the gay lifestyle, but I can’t support throwing a gay person off of a building and then stoning them. I don’t like people burning or walking on the US flag, but I wouldn’t advocate shooting everyone at an event that focused on doing that particularly provocative activity, either. While I agree that they probably deserve some sort of punishment, whoever is administering that punishment should probably stop short of physical harm or death.

    Yes, Pam Geller provoked a reaction from the two jihadists, along with millions of other American Muslims, and that was her intent from the moment she conceived the notion, but neither she nor her acolytes deserved to die for it. We should also remember that millions of US Muslims didn’t climb in their cars and drive to Dallas to kill the folks at the provocative contest.

    I intentionally provoke people every day, and although there are some who pray for my untimely death, they don’t act on those desires, mostly because they know that it would be a difficult endeavor, and that’s the message that the police officer in Dallas sent to jihadists when he sent the two to their reward with his .45 caliber Glock.

    Of course, all of this hand wringing about Pam Geller’s contest is diluting the intent of that message.

  • Yet Another “Stupid Criminal Trick”

    Well, we have another “brilliant criminal” story.

    Seems as if a certain “Levi Charles Reardon” was wanted by the police in Montana for felony forgery.  To publicize that fact, the police in Cascades County put a wanted poster of the guy on their Cascades County Crime Stoppers Facebook.  They then listed the poster as one of their “April Most Wanted”.

    Apparently Reardon really liked the wanted poster when he saw it online – so he liked the wanted poster.

    From his Facebook account.

    Turns out that was not such a good idea.  You can probably guess the rest.

    Yep, you’re right:  Reardon was apprehended without incident on Friday, 24 April 2015, and made his initial appearance in court on Monday, 27 April 2015. His arraignment is set for Thursday, 7 May.

    Hey, no one ever said most criminals are the “sharpest tools in the shed”. (smile)

  • Phony financial adviser in Killeen

    The Securities and Exchange Commission warns folks in the Killeen/Fort Hood area that there is a thief at work there under the guise of a financial adviser. He goes by the name of Leroy Brown, Junior and according to the article, he a former soldier;

    [T]he latest pretend adviser to emerge, Leroy Brown Jr., may win a grand prize for lying, in large part because of his focus on members of the military.

    According to a complaint filed by the Securities and Exchange Commission this month, Mr. Brown, who resides in Killeen, Texas, home to the giant Fort Hood military installation, since January 2014 has been soliciting current and former members of the U.S. armed forces to invest their money with him and his company, LB Stocks and Trades Advice. He is a veteran and was in the Army for 12 years, from 2001 to July 2013, according to the SEC.

    According to the article, Brown isn’t registered with the National Association of Security Dealers or the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority. His companies, LB Securities and LB Capital Management are frauds, too. Apparently, he offers “memberships” to his companies and then deposits your checks into his checking account. In order to sell things on a military post, sales people must be registered with the local command and they should have a piece of paper to prove it, if asked.

    Aside from the immediate danger of losing a few hundreds bucks to this fraud, he’ll also make young soldiers suspicious of all investment advisers. That’s especially important now that Congress wants to change the retirement system and personal savings becomes more important to careerists since the pensions won’t be there.

    I’ve been reading about this guy for a few weeks now – I don’t know why they haven’t busted him yet

  • More Comedy from the 9th Circus

    Well, the      gang of fools called the Ninth Circus Clowns of Unreal       “august body” called the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals out on the Left Coast has given us all some new comic relief.

    It seems that a 5-member panel of that       clown Krewe      group of distinguished jurists has decided that it’s OK to be deliberately evasive when testifying before a Grand Jury. But only if your deliberately evasive answers fall in the “little white lie” or “What difference does it make?” categories.

    Specifically, a five-member panel of the US 9th Circuit has overturned Barry “My Head Just Got Bigger” Bonds’ felony conviction for obstruction of justice. The stated rationale was that Bonds’ testimony for which he was convicted of obstruction of justice – while evasive and highly implausible on its face – did not regard an issue of “central importance” to the government’s investigation. Since the issue was not one that was of “central importance”, per the Ninth Circus Circuit Panel, it was therefore permissible for Bonds to be evasive and dissemble while under oath.

    So, it’s OK to lie when under oath, or when answering an investigator’s questions  – sometimes. But only about
    “small stuff”. And sometimes it’s not OK.

    Yeah, that makes “perfect sense”.  Does anyone but me see a potential problem with that?

    Hey, I understand the concept of a prosecutor conducting a “fishing expedition; no, I don’t support that at all. But regardless of how you feel about PEDs in professional sports, the drugs involved were and are illegal. The questions Bonds was asked hardly seem unrelated to the subject of PEDs. Further, his answers seem to me to have been designed more to avoid going on the record – or exerting Fifth Amendment rights – than anything else.  IMO, it’s clear he was simply avoiding answering relevant questions clearly and completely.

    As always, YMMV. Bonds’ testimony can be found here; read it and decide for yourself. Be forewarned that it’s nearly 150 pages.

    IMO this isn’t exactly a shock.  Hey, the case was heard by a panel from the Ninth Circus, located out on the Left Coast. They seem to use a different definition of “reality” much of the time.

  • Marana, AZ police stop crime spree

    Marana, AZ police stop crime spree

    Valencia

    Several people have sent us this link to a story about how Marana police officer Michael Rapiejko took it upon himself to stop Mario Valencia, who was on a crime spree that began at the local WalMart where he stole a rifle and some ammunition.

    According to police, the crime spree began with a theft at a convenience store at Columbus Avenue and 29th Street, then the Tucson Baptist Temple at 1525 S. Columbus Avenue was broken into and was damaged by a small fire. Finally, there was a home invasion and car theft reported on the 3900 block of East Paseo Dorado, near 22nd Street and Alvernon Way.

    While other officers tried to talk Valencia into surrendering, he pointed the gun at his own face, the police officers and he even fired a shot in the air. Then police officer Michael Rapiejko used his police vehicle to incapacitate Valencia, striking him and tossing the criminal several feet in the air. He was treated and released from his injuries a few days later.

    I’d like to compliment officer Rapiejko for defusing a situation that would normally end with someone’s death. He had a tough decision to make and chose the safety of the community.

    Tucson News Now

  • “If At First You Don’t Succeed, . . .

    . . . try, try again”. We’ve all heard that old proverb. But it seems that one guy really took it to heart.

    Sixteen years ago, Larry Hewett (who at the time used the name Larry Duncan) and an accomplice robbed a bank in the Cleveland, Ohio, area. They initially got away, but later were caught. Hewett was tried, convicted, and sentenced to 70 months in prison.

    Hewett did his time.  But as you might guess, he was hardly “rehabilitated” to become a productive member of society.

    Yesterday a Federal grand jury indicted Hewett for being the gunman in another, more recent bank robbery – one that occurred last November. He’s also facing Federal charges of being a felon in possession of a firearm.

    Would you believe me if I told you that it was the same bank he’d robbed 16 years ago?  Well . . . yeah, it was.

    I’m not joking.