In Blackman Township, Michigan, police are still looking for an intruder that was shot Friday by a homeowner, He hasn’t turned up at any local hospitals, but police are convinced that he was wounded.
29 year-old Casey Rice was out partying in a strange town, Washington, Illinois, and went to what he thought was a relative’s home – but it turned out that he was about three blocks off from his intended destination. He was wounded by the resident.
47-year-old Calvin Leon Smith tried to rob a Subway sandwich shop in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania last week with a BB gun. Unfortunately for him, the employee had a 9mm Glock and didn’t recognize the toy as such. A friend gave Smith a ride to the hospital.
More contestants for the Darwinism Awards.
Also, First!
Didn’t know where else to put it, but check out this moustache: https://www.armytimes.com/articles/judge-lifts-execution-stay-for-ex-soldier-in-military-prison
Calvin will be in the pokey getting a foot long from Tyrone.
With plenty of manmayo…
Armed robbery with a BB gun providing the “armed” part.
Yeah, that’s really smart.
SOP for crooks.
Two related factoids:
98% of those in prison believe they are smarter than everyone else.
Prison inmates have the highest self-esteem of any group in the U.S.A.