According to the Daily Mail quoting the National Enquirer, John Edwards has threatened to commit suicide before he goes to jail;
The former North Carolina senator has been under federal grand jury investigation since April 2009 for alleged payments to take care of Miss Hunter in violation of campaign rules.
Probes have been carried out by both the IRS and the FBI.
There are hundreds of service members contemplating suicide this moment because of what they did and saw for this country and we’re supposed to feel sorry for this asswipe who’s contemplating suicide because he may have to pay for crimes he committed. And he was the Democrats’ best choice for Vice President just seven years ago? Perfumed pussy.
I hope the suicide hotline hangs up on him when he finally summons the testicular fortitude to put the gun in his mouth. Hell, I’ll loan him the gun. Totally worth it to rid the world of his legal mind. In tiny thimble-sized pieces.
Karma is a wonderful thing.
Promise?
Only cause he knows how much lovin he’d be gettin from Bubba.
I hope it’s on pay-per view, I’d pay to see that.
Yep, PN, Karma can be truly fulfilling.
Q: How can a guy who fathers a kid with his mistress while cheating on his cancer-ridden wife, denies it, pins it on a married aide, and uses campaign money to illegally cover it up, be an even BIGGER piece of shit than he already is?
A: Kill yourself and leave two young children parentless, and a third without a father!
Way to outdo yourself, Johnny.
Lilyea seems to be rooting for just that. What a reprehensible piece of shit.
If you want, Houser, I’ll send you a whole list of motherfuckers who I’d help kill themselves. Sorry, you’re not on that list.
I remember when he was trying for the 2008 Presidential attempt that a major network did a bio on him and how cancer affected his family and now we find ourself here?
HOUSER, I’ll help also, I also would have helped the fat ass drunk whore monger run off the bridge Ted Kennedy too. I was sincerely happy when he died and actually confessed it to my pastor. They were both POS
Tell me his address and I will send the rope.
This asshole would never even do hard time. It would be a “watergate” prison with no fences and he still says he’d kill himself…..ok. Fine with me. His life isn’t worth one trooper who’s been killed in Iraq or Afghanistan. So be it….send him up!
Honor and Courage…and I only pay $18 bucks for a haircut.
“What a reprehensible piece of shit.” Agreed, Hoser, totally agree that Edwards is just that. Glad you could finally find common ground with decent people.
I would argue that his kids are already parentless – their mother is dead and their father is too self-involved to be much of a parent. Thank God the two little ones have their older sister to take care of them.
You might be right Susan. But even a shitty father who kills himself has potential to irreversibly screw a kid up for life, and that just ain’t fair to the kid especially with all they’ve been through already. John Edwards deserves to live as long as fate will let him, which is hopefully long enough for his kids to confront him as adults about the inexcusable things he did to their mother(s) and make the decision for themselves whether they still want him as a father.
I only pay $18 bucks for a haircut.
Spendthrift. I pay $8, plus a $2 tip, unless it’s summer, and then I just pull out the shears and do it myself.
Oh, and Houser? Edwards IS a piece of shit–it’s all about him, and the fact his statement that he’d kill himself. In many ways, suicide is an act of desperation, not attention-whoring, which is all Edwards is.
I’d wager that if he does get sentenced to a few years in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, if someone handed him a .45 with a 185-grain P+ hollowpoint, he’d put it down and slather KY over his ass for the duration of his sentence.
Ah, Silky Pony, don’t paint the wall with your brains, you’ll have it easy in Hotel Graybar… Given the sissy way you doll up your hair, it would be easy for you to peddle your own arse for commisary goods & breakfast trays!
He will certainly be “Queen of the Ball” in the joint.
I won’t miss him if he does himself in. He is a first class amoral liberal scumsucking pig. In other words the idol and role model of his party.
He’d be in minimum security with Madoff, who made off with other folks’ money.
Somehow getting those two together doesn’t strike me as a good idea.
I bet you he takes pills too. What a disgrace.
At least the Japaneese way is pretty respectable. aside from *literally* falling on their sword, they have one form, for those that have utterly shamed themselves where they cut their abdominal wall and fall on their own intestines. it supposedly takes hours to die. Or self mummification, which takes MONTHS. I MIGHT respect him if he did that.