Fox News reports that the latest NSA contractor to leak classified documents, Reality Leigh Winner, stuffed the documents that she smuggled out of the secure facility in her pantyhose, you know like Sandy Berger, the Clintonista that smuggled National Archives documents from that facility in his socks. I didn’t even know that women still wear pantyhose.
The documents reportedly contained classified data on Russia’s alleged hacking during the 2016 U.S. presidential election.
Reality Leigh Winner, 25, a former Air Force linguist with a top-secret security clearance, was asked by an FBI agent about how she managed to get the documents out of the agency’s Augusta, Ga., office.
She responded: “Folded it in half in my pantyhose,” Politico reported, citing a transcript filed by prosecutors Wednesday.
Winner is asking a judge to release her while she waits for her trial, but the feds are resistant until she tells them where an external hard drive is. They can’t find it, and apparently she has more secrets stored on it somewhere.
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I’d hit it!
With a bat.
aluminum donkey punch
If you did, do you think you’d find that hard drive?
ooooooooooo………..
Well, there was that chick with a Kimber 380 baby 45acp hidden there.
I’m sure half her squadron did too
Coinciding with an unexplained outbreak of herpes and crabs…
Along with Chlamydia and the seven year itch!
That’s not even down range hot.
About a Desert 3. 4 with the right lighting (none)
The real reason Edison invented the light switch
Or that God invented Beer!
She’s the real reason the Army issues a barracks bag.
Do you want herpagonasyphilaids? Because that’s how you get herpagonasyphilaids.
I heard that shit is hard to get rid of.
Or Gonosyphaidsherpaclap!
She does look like she is probably highly skilled in certain womanly arts, but the tank top reminds me of that self-important “fierce” old navy chick from a few years ago.
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2285238.1436366075!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/oldnavy9n-1-web.jpg
So many folds…so little time
Deserving of the gold medal treatment
Why would you remember that? You hit it, didn’t you?
I’ve been sober for 11 years, so no.
How did you get my younger sister’s photograph?
….with a two by four wrapped in rusty razor wire.
I’m guessing those docs aren’t all that one would find in her pantyhose. Worse, everything is so politically correct: security could SEE her putting things in her pantyhose and probably would be afraid to have her searched “Harassment!”
She can rot, for all I care.
For my generation, pantyhose did to the fun of finger play what the gas shortage of the late 70’s did to RV sales.
I don’t even know what that means!
At least you missed girdles… be thankful.
Duffel Blog said it best: https://www.duffelblog.com/2017/06/reality-winner-actually-delusional-loser/
Are those last paragraphs true???? Holy Mother of God. She had a Top Secret with the brains of a poodle?
“Navy destroyer collides with building in downtown Houston”
I lost it. Lol.
“I didn’t even know that women still wear pantyhose”
The mens’ market is growing fast.
Just ask Psul.
Spandex counts as “pantyhose”, doesn’t it?
Looking forward to going to work tomorrow at that proud woman owned business that sells software, since Psaul has instituted a morale boosting policy declaring Friday’s as Clothing Optional Day. I am just wondering where I should hang my ID lanyard from.
Is that because he finally has to pay up that $8k he owes?
Seeing her photos with all of those tattoos, I just can’t see her wearing pantyhose.
On her head robbing a 7/11 to buy crack for her “daddy”? I can see that.
They actually make great long underwear.
Joe Namath did an ad for them once:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BCWvH2ISyI
Don’t know where the hard drive is? I’m pretty sure you could beat it out of her.
Probably find it with a good fisting.
I’d double-glove to check that, though.
This one may require a Bio-Haz suit just in case
Performed at level 4 of the CDC…she strikes me as a skank as well as a traitor
Ya just might find Spenser Rapone’s West Point ring.
I’m sure that she also sees herself as a future darling of the left alongside Bradley manning, the Commie 2LT and others, here’s hoping she gets a lengthy prison sentence and YES, I see her as a Desert mid-tour3 or 4.
You mean the commie 2LT that is being hit with an Article 88 courts martial?
Thanks for spelling Court Martial correctly. It drives me nuts when I see an alleged expert on military issues write “court marshall”.
As well as getting the plural form “courts martial” correct as opposed to “court martials.”
but it’s only one, so it’s a court martial, nicht wahr?
We Are Martial.
Martial Dillon
I brought my new wife to our Martial
Bed
Martial Martial Martial, it’s always Martial
?
Who was the poser that claimed to be an expert in marital arts? I’m thinking it was the douchebag that ran The Stunning Agency.
To many too count on here
I’m sure they’ll get him with Conduct Unbecoming an Officer as well.
I SO hope he gets the max punishment for Article 88 which is Dismissal and a year in Confinement with total loss of pay and benefits.
Why the handle on top of her head?
Can’t you tell??? She’s practically got no EARS. Look at them tiny things. You can’t get any grip on that!!!!
😀 😀 😀 😀
Obviously not O’Bama’s child.
But he would adopt her I bet.
It makes sense now! 🙂
So that her c÷÷t doesn’t fill up with sand when you drag her on the ground.
So they can find her if she tries to escape the jail by going down the drain.
Forget the release. Hit it with a shovel until it stops twitching, then bury it under the jail until time for trial. And then forget where you buried it/her.
Haven’t we talked about this one a time or twice?
Sure, I’d check it myself, but the search bar doesn’t always put in an appearance in this zip code, and today it opted to remain unseen.
Sure have.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=72577
and,
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=72646
If this bitch gets bail, she will leave the US and go somewhere to a hard to extradite place. If she doesn’t, then I’ll be damned.
Cuber? Maybe she’s hoping to join Snowden in exile?
I hope that she’s enjoying being shared by Bertha, LaFawnda, Rosarita and “Strap On” Sally
You forgot “Rug-tasting Rhonda” “Wicked Wanda” and “Tina the Tongue”!
What she learned:
It pays well to be a tool.
Apparently she even blamed the fact that their facility was showing Fox News as a reason why she did this.
I was watching Tucker Carlson tonight and he talked about that. She put in a complaint because the TV was one Fox News. She also texted her sister that she hates America because it “is the creator of Capitalism”.
Someone doing clearance investigations needs retraining….
Which end has got the teeth?
An itty bitty ditty: “Shes got them ol’ ball peen hammer to the temple bluuuuuezzz….”
THIS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlPHkyiCMAo