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What a Great Idea??

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Zero Ponsdorf

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If one accepts Darwinism/evolution as fact (some don’t) this has got to be a bellwether.

“The essence of my proposition is simple”, says the Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Women’s affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina. “Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.”

Folks like the Koch brothers and secret societies have probably been doing this for years so it is good that the Russians catch up. I’ll bet that Little Kim guy in North Korea is on board too.

I considered expanding this notion further myself, but decided to leave The Dream to you folks.

A million Obama kids born each year, etc. Our Trio in the millions – and nary a CPO among them, etc……

 

 

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26 responses to “What a Great Idea??”

  1. David

    How “Boys From Brazil” -esque

    1. Farflung Wanderer

      I started watching that movie a few months ago. Starting to wish I finished it now. It had a damn good idea for a story.

  2. ChipNASA

    Hey guys,
    I’ve been doing this for YEARS.

    Although I save the U.S. taxpayers MILLIONS on postage. 😀 😀

    http://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gp3_slideshow_large/photobomb_1_-_clinton.jpg

  3. John “Faker 6” Giduck

    by mail? I still prefer the old fashioned way. You know what I mean: being hung like a hamster and giving them the best 5 seconds of their life!

    Well, if they are blonde and look like Donna Yaklich anyway

    https://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/03/10/john-giduck-mischaracterizes-donna-yaklich-facts/

    Take it all, beyotch!

    sincerely

    John “Faker 6” Giduck

    1. Stacy0311

      No doubt that 5 seconds includes foreplay and cuddling afterwards

  4. Ex-PH2

    Geez, if we want a frozen pop for our kids, can’t we get more and better choices?

    1. Zero Ponsdorf

      Only IF you are ‘in the know’.

      If a female opted for frozen sperm, how would she know if the label was right? Joe the janitor added to the bank and grabbed a label, etc?

      1. Gravel

        hahahahaha coffee meet screen.

  5. 10thMountainMan

    Bene Gesserit

    1. Enigma4you

      That was a strange ass series of Books.

      1. Veritas Omnia Vincit

        And one of the worst movie adaptations ever made…

  6. Pinto Nag

    If this is what the Russians look like, they need to go international! 😀

    (Ladies, this link is for your viewing pleasure.)

    http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=images+of+russian+male+models&qpvt=images+of+russian+male+models&FORM=IGRE#view=detail&id=CA0B1A570EF2450341F0563C2D1A685340C9AC76&selectedIndex=3

    1. Gravel

      Now just how did I know there was going to be a Ruskie-Beefcake thread get started? I can read the link so I’m not even going to click.

      hahahaha

      1. Pinto Nag

        Aw come on, you guys can’t complain too much. Jonn posted Angie or Angel what’s-her-face the other day. The TAH lionesses have to have something to look at now and then.

        And never, NEVER, ask Jonn to post eyecandy for the girls. EVER.

    2. Ex-PH2

      Thank you, I will take Vladimir and Anatoli.

      1. Pinto Nag

        Cuter than a basketful of speckled pups, aren’t they?

        1. Gravel

          hahaha that’s funny.

          And FYI. No argument from me on the beefcakes for ladies. All’s fair, etc, etc.

  7. Gravel

    I suspect that Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Women’s Affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina has a bit of the old Chris Matthews type of tingle in her pants for the Great Bear of Russia.

  8. Martinjmpr

    Why bother using the postal system? Vlad is so manly all he’d have to do is show up at an assembly of a cohort of fertile women and take off his shirt: They would all instantly become pregnant.

  9. Herbert J Messkit

    They could scrape it off of Hillary and Obaas chin

    1. 2/17 Air Cav

      Herm: Don’t be so crass and disrespectful. We may not like him but he is the president. So, be nicer to President Putin.

  10. B Woodman

    Sounds like a win-win. The Russkie women (provable only by DNA and steroid tests) get to enjoy surrogate sex-by-mail, and we get to enjoy watching the falling Russkie birth rate.

  11. CCO

    Wow. There’s brown nosing; there’s I want to have your baby; then there’s “every woman in country who wants to should have your baby” which must be some exponential function of both.

  12. Ex-PH2

    It’s Vlad.

    She has the hots for him. She’s been creaming her jeans over him for years. She can’t jump his bones, so she’s doing it by proxy.

  13. Adam in Israel

    This is from 3 years ago.

    http://professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33168

    … and it’s moving forward????

  14. Mustang1LT

    Yeah, something tells me that the end result of this program would be the following:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

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