Two years ago, a former NYPD cop was arrested. The charges were even in this day and age, still shocking: conspiracy to kidnap and murder women – then cook and eat them.
He was convicted. He’s currently incarcerated while a judge considers his request for a new trial. I guess you can say he’s awaiting his chance for a second bite at the big apple (yes, the double-pun here is intentional).
While incarcerated, like many prisoners he’s working at a prison job. He’s earning 44 cents an hour while working.
His job? He’s one of the prison’s cooks.
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I don’t know about you, but there is no way in hell that I am trying the Sloppy Joes.
That was my laugh for the day and I needed it. Thanks, Hack Stone.
And this is how Soylent Green got started…….
Okay then!
Will he be serving the entrée with fava beans and a nice chianti?
If your food tastes funny, there might be a missing clown.
May or may not be the safest place for him. 😉
Inmate: “Wait! Hey Valle, are these dogs Kosher?”
Valle: “Sure they’re all beef, fresh and—see?–they were circumcised.”
Oh sure, you coach little league for years, but they don’t call you “Jimmy the coach”. And you work as a cop for years, but they don’t call you “Jimmy the cop”. But you conspire to commit one measly act of cannibalism…
Or, if one prefers “The Damn Few” original (smile):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quk06iHsIn4
WARNING: It’s “The Damn Few”, so it’s EXTREMELY NSFW
While that is a good adaptation-this particular joke is far too old for that “the damn few” skit to be “original”.
True. But the link is to the original “The Damn Few” adaptation of that old joke. (smile)
Inmate: “Hey Valle. These hotdogs are too small.”
Valle: “Yeah, well, don’t blame me. They were all full size when I got them. The new guy washed them off in cold water and put them in the fridge.”
Happy eating mystery meat fans.
Yeah, that’s a real head scratcher.
I wonder what kind of marinade he uses on the Death Row prisoners before they’re cooked by the state.
Just the potatoes for me, thanks
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