Weekend Open Thread

January 5, 2018

Three Peaks

Your Shot photographer Peter Nestler spent 18 hours in the Italian Alps, admiring the Tre Cime di Lavaredo. “The most peaceful and happy times in my life are when I am alone (or as close as I can get) in nature,” he says. “The more densely populated we become, the more important I believe it is to preserve these natural spaces.”

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141 responses to “Weekend Open Thread”

  1. CWO%USMC

    first

    1. CWO5USMC

      Oh yes….typo’d my name but I’ll still claim it.

    2. Wilted Willy

      Congrats of your firtnest! I would have been here sooner, but I had to take a call from my doctors office. They finally gave me my results from my chemo! No Cancer Cells Detected! What a relief! Thank you all!!

      1. OWB

        Great news, Willy! Enjoy the weekend now. 🙂

      2. MrBill

        Yes!!!

      3. Skyjumper

        Great way to start the New year, Willie!!
        I’m glad for you!

      4. Graybeard

        Hallelujah!

        Great news, WW.

      5. 11B-Mailclerk

        Victory!

      6. Bill M

        Wonderful news Willy!

      7. A Proud Infidel®™

        WOO-HOO!!! Glad to hear that, Willy!!

      8. It is always good news when someone beats that ugly bitch. Congrats.

        1. Wilted Willy

          Thank you all so much! It really means a lot to me!! Happy New Year!

          1. Terrorologist

            Wonderful news!! Congrats on win!

            Some of us continue to fight it…

            1. OldManchu

              Keep fighting!

          2. Hondo

            Great news, WW. Glad to hear it.

          3. 2/17 Air Cav

            Great news, Willy. I am very happy for you and yours. By the way, if anyone tells you I had first dibs on that flat screen on yours, he is lying! (Sorta. Kinda. Okay. I confess. Cripes. Keep your damn TV.)

      9. AW1Ed

        Excellent news!

      10. UpNorth

        Fantastic news, Willy.

      11. NHSparky

        Woot!

      12. Ex-PH2

        Didn’t mean to be late, but that is terrific news, Willy!

      13. Fyrfighter

        Gratz brother! good to hear it!

      14. Great news WW.
        Let’s keep up the fire on that stuff, it’s always good to get some good news on these pages. We get so many slimebags and other bad news your news really is great to read !!!

      15. Commissioner Wretched

        Congrats, Willy! That’s the kind of news you wanted to hear!

  2. Devtun

    Zuerst?

    1. Devtun

      Oh hell ya – Shazam!

      1. CWO5USMC

        Sorry Devtun… my comment was undergoing moderation….

      2. CWORet

        Oh, wow. If that ain’t a kick in the ‘ol nutzack…

        1. Graybeard

          CWO5USMC did that on purpose, CWORet.

          Marines are like that.

          1. CWO5USMC

            Greybeard, a lot of truth to that statement brother but this was an honest mistake. FYI, I’ll be changing my handle on here to CWO5USMC(RET) when I retire later this year.

          2. CWORet

            Yes, we do have Green Wienie tendancies. Since he’s he’s a 5, his deft ninja skills dwarf mine. That must be a TAH record. First on WOT. Under moderation.

  3. CWO5USMC

    First

  4. Ex-PH2

    Thirdsies!!!!

    1. Ex-PH2

      Nice photo, too. There are many places I’d like to visit.

  5. Sapper3307

    BURST!!! 2018

  6. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    Top ten!

  7. AW1Ed

    Friday funny.

    Bootcamp Alarm

    Tip o’ the hat to WATM.

    1. Graybeard

      Didn’t the Chairforce transition to rubber trashcans because the metal ones kept getting bent?

    2. A Proud Infidel®™

      Does a free can of Brasso®™come with that so the Joes can keep it polished?

      1. AW1Ed

        Brasso is probably considered HAZMAT these days, API.

    3. Hack Stone

      The morning following the Parental Consent Form being signed by Momma & Poppa Stone so that Hack can be one of the few and the proud, Poppa Stone came into the BEQ (Brothers Enlisted Quarters) with one of those alarm clocks.

    4. Claw

      Drop by and see the friendly old Supply Sergeant. He has the necessary components on hand in the supply room. Some assembly required.

      7240-160-0440 Can,Trash,Metal,32 gallon.
      7240-161-1143 Lid, for Can,Trash, 32 gallon.
      8340-261-9751 Stake, Tent, Wood, 24 Inch.

      1. Deplorable B Woodman

        Those must be some OOOOOOLD NSNs, no -00- or -01- in there.

        1. Claw

          Not NSN’s.

          Those are FSN’s (Federal Stock Numbers).

          Old Geezers like me work with them when we know the items were already in the inventory prior to the FSN/NSN swap out of 1974/1975./smile

  8. HMC Ret

    Top Ten and Honorary First. (First in the hearts of my countrymen … LOL.)

  9. Graybeard

    Top Ten!

    And in the Stolen Valor race of 2018 we have, as of this WOT:

    Navy SEALs – 2
    Army [Captain] – 1
    Marines – 1

  10. Sea Dragon

    Closest I’ve ever been.

  11. The Stranger

    Top 20!

  12. ChipNASA

    I forgot it was Friday because I had a snow day yesterday with kids. outta sync.

    HERE DICKWEEDS!!!

    1. thebesig

      Same here. Ran 6 miles in the blizzard, doing my normal predawn run. Didn’t want that to get into the way of one of my daily routines. :mrgreen: Managed to “run” a red light, despite cops cruising the roads. I even saw the entire sky light up a few times. It was like running in Minnesota back in the 1980s. :mrgreen:

      To put things into perspective, we got up to 10 inches of snow in this area, the tree in my front yard, as well as other trees in the area, “got flattened”, and I live in the same metropolitan area where a certain disbarred lawyer is enjoying accommodations of a different kind. I spent the rest of the day shoveling my driveway… the longest amount of time I spent shoveling snow in this area.

      Our wind chill dipped below zero this morning too, a first since I’ve lived in this area. :mrgreen:

  13. Aysel

    Top 20? Cool. Happy Weekend to everyone here.

  14. Former EM1/SS

    Glad to be back, missed a few Fridays. Hope everyone is staying warm

    1. OWB

      Am now. And plan to stay inside for the rest of winter, or at least until the livestock needs more feed and water.

      Had great plans for a social event this evening but cancelled after schlepping water around the yard for the outside critters, fed everyone and slipped up and down the driveway getting the mail. Brrrrr.

      Where is all that global warming crap? And whoever wrote the forecast for a mild winter in the Farmers Almanac needs a strongly worded letter.

      1. Skyjumper

        But OWB, Al Gore (you know the guy that also invented the Internet) said yesterday:

        “This ‘Bitter Cold’ Is What Global Warming Looks Like”.

        http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/01/05/this-bitter-cold-is-what-global-warming-looks-like-explains-al-gore/

        So, pretty soon you will be out watering & feeding the stock and getting mail in your speedo. 😉

        1. A Proud Infidel®™

          Warm weather – Glowbull Wormening
          Cold Spell – Glowbull Wormening
          Dry Spell – Glowbull Wormening
          Wet Weather – Glowbull Wormening

          Manmade CLimate Change – Scam of the Century, since WHEN haven’t the Eco-Doomsday Criers said we only have five to ten years left? I remember the late eighties when they were screeching that by 2000 at least 50% of the Human Race would be dead and half of the World’s species would be extinct due to deforestation, ozone depletion and acid rain.

        2. Ex-PH2

          If only a glacier would form in the area behind Algore’s house, move south rapidly and raze the entire area, leaving nothing but rubble behind.

          What? A girl can dream, can’t she?

        3. CWORet

          Yea, the smugliness of the article discussed at that link does make me wanna kick a puppy. So this bitter cold is because of global warming. Hmmh. Can’t make this sh!t up folks. I’m a MN transplant, so I enjoy this weather once in a while, – for a few days, a few times in the winter. Been in NoVA for about 20 years or so. We get like one giant snow every few years, a bitter cold snap every now and then. This one may be slightly colder and lasting longer than I’ve seen in 20 years, but guess what? It’s in the 40’s and raining on Monday. Hell, this is the perfect weekend to stay in, order in, have cocktails and watch mondo football. Bring on the Global Warming winters, I say!

          1. Ex-PH2

            But you’re supposed to panic, Chief! Why aren’t you panicking?

            1. CWORet

              I’ll give it a shot.

              Hrrmmmmmpphhh! Oww..

              Nope. Couldn’t muster a panic.

            2. NormanS

              We’re all gonna die! (runs in random circles)
              http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/897/000/6c2.gif

            3. RGR 4-78

              You may consider employing a full bore linear panic.

              (ala Patrick Mcmanus)

      2. Ex-PH2

        Both almanacs got it wrong! Both of them!!!

        You have my sympathies, OWB, especially if you have to be out at 5AM with food, water and warming stuff for the critters.

  15. 26Limabeans

    Rats. Wrong keyboard.

  16. Ret_25X

    home alive and well after driving through the “bomb cyclone”…must have happened somewhere because the most I saw was a little wind and an amusing dusting of snow…

    1. Ex-PH2

      Strangely, while I spent a pleasant hour++ going through the archive of photos linked to the Your Shot photo at the top of the page, I found photos of people on the beach in swimsuits and shorts in Newfoundland in December 1961, and people near the top of a snowless Mt. Rainier in the same time period – 1960s.
      It seems that the historical stuff escapes the notice of people who have a personal agenda.

      1. Graybeard

        ::looking for my Shocked Face::

  17. Lurker Curt

    Damn, I forgot it was Friday!

    Oh well, back to lurking…

  18. Sgt Fon

    This is a no shitter I tell you… So there I was, Knee deep in snow, its minus 11 F outside and I am trying to put my new chains on the plow truck. I bend over to link the chain and my Levies rip straight down the inside right rear pocket. As I stand up a 3×3’ slab of snow falls off the roof of the truck and directly in to the now 8” rip in my jeans. Now I am pretty sure there are not too many of us can say that they have had -11 F snow hit their no-no area, but let me tell you it’s not something anyone should ever experience. So as I am flapping around, chilled both inside from the rip and outside by the melted snow trying to dislodge 10 lbs. of snow from my pants, my 96 lbs. dog thinks I am playing and decides to jump up on me and knocks me back, ass first in to a very nicely plowed snowbank, which also somehow finds its way in to my no-no area. As I walked inside, I find my wife and daughter with literal tears in their eyes, they don’t say a word and my wife jus hands me a cuppa coffee and said with a completely straight face “You look like you need this”
    They say I have a different look now in my eyes, It’s call it the -11-degree snow in the pants stare. Its normally seen only in southern boys that get stationed in Alaska or Norway, but I too have it now…the cure is Jim Beam and a really hot fire in the fireplace…

    1. ChipNASA

      Your sainted wife and daughter aren’t the only ones who now have literal tears in their eyes

      Pucker factor -11

      ??????

    2. 11B-Mailclerk

      Bad touch, Frosty! Bad touch!

    3. Graybeard

      Well, Sgt Fon, for the first time in my history with TAH I had to share why I was laughing so hard with my co-workers.

      That. Is. Priceless.

      (And I am so glad I live in South Texas!)

    4. Skyjumper

      Yeah Sgt Fon, but you need to look at the bright side.

      Instead of snow in your “no-no” area, you could have had 10 pounds of -10 degree snow down your nether region…….we’re talking serious shrinkage if that had happened!

    5. SFC D

      This is the reason 1 piece, trapdoor in the back Longjohns were invented. Snow-in-the-crack is preventable!
      My advice is to start drinking heavily.

    6. Bill M

      I think I may have injured myself trying to keep from laughing out loud after reading this. Thanks, I needed that.

    7. A Proud Infidel®™

      WOW, you really got cold-cocked, didn’t you?

    8. Baaahahahahahaha.

    9. Ex-PH2

      Oh, now THAT is funny!!!!!

      Having been through many, many pitiless midwestern winters, in which snow fell and was topped by sleet and froze car door locks, or snow drifted and nearly buried my tiny house, I can deeply sympathize with you. Still funny!

    10. MrBill

      Before now, if I’d heard someone say “I froze my nuts out there” I’d have thought he was using a figure of speech.

    11. Hondo

      I guess you really can say you froze your ass off . . . (smile)

    12. OWB

      Thought I had a couple of cold weather funny stories to share this weekend, but after reading yours, I won’t even bother!

    13. CWORet

      Got cold-cocked, huh? It happens.

    14. jonp

      hmmm….I was out snowshoeing at -20, had to take a dump and wiped my nether regions with a handful of snow. You know that moment when you do something and immediately think “that wasn’t smart”? That was it right there.
      Does that count? I also beat a hasty retreat back to the woodstove in my hunting camp

  19. Skyjumper

    Oh yeah. Thirty som………ah screw it. It’s another day, I’m upright (mostly), working in the shop……can’t get better than that!

    1. UpNorth

      Vertical and ventilated, can’t ask for anything more. Though, if the lottery gods should find it in their hearts to bless me tonight, or tomorrow, that would be great.

  20. Bill M

    Not First! Woohoo!!!

  21. A Proud Infidel®™

    41rd and I claim Honorary First yet again!

  22. Sparks

    Question for you Baltimore, MD familiar folks. I was watching a documentary about drugs in America and a segment followed drug dealers and LEOs in Baltimore. (As an aside, when the LEO spoke there was just the audio of their voices, when the drug dealers were speaking, they used English subtitles so you could understand them.) Back to my question. One of the drug dealers was laughing about laws in MD and Baltimore and stated that there are no longer any plain clothes law enforcement in Baltimore and he may have said MD. Is that true? My concern is the laws he was speaking of did nothing but make the drug trade easier and law enforcement harder. Thank goodness I don’t live there. Thank you in advance for any help.

    1. AW1Ed

      Not plain-cloths, more Tommy Tactical.

      “Known on the streets as “knockers” or “jump-out boys,” the officers were most often seen wearing tactical vests, jeans and backwards hats as they prowled the city for guns and drugs.”

      http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-ci-plainclothes-policing-ends-20170308-story.html

      Can’t speak for the rest of MD.

  23. Sparks

    Okay bear with me. Army guy question for Navy folks. Do modern destroyers still use depth charges or are they obsolete due to the advance in submarine technology? Thank you.

    1. Ex-PH2

      I think the whales complained, so the Navy had to abandon them, or something like that.

      1. AW1Ed

        No, Greenpeace complained, and not just about underwater detonations. Don’t get me started…

        1. Graybeard

          Greenpeace is a nasty batch of self-important idiots who believe they are our superiors.

          1. The Stranger

            Yep, I have to give props to the French for blowing up one of their boats in the 80’s. For those who know me, it pains me to ever say something nice about the French.

            1. Graybeard

              French government stinks.
              Often the French civilian is arrogant to visitors – although some I know who’ve lived and worked there had good relationships.

              AB son tried to get in a desert warfare training run by French Commandos, but couldn’t pass the swim test. Those guys seem to be squared away warriors.

      2. Ex-PH2

        I really wasn’t sure who complained about it. Thanks for the heads up.

        1. AW1Ed

          It’s all good, Ex. Lots of restrictions on the Navy’s use of underwater sound emitters, and procedures to follow. No one wants to hurt Flipper or Shamu, but it does add another layer of complexity on an already challenging evolution.

        2. Ex-PH2

          Just out of curiosity, wouldn’t depth charges and other, similar subsurface stuff interfere with sonar detection now?

          1. AW1Ed

            Like most things ASW, Ex, that depends on many variables. Some older ASW systems used a small explosive charge as a sound source for echo location, so the short answer is, maybe.

            Sorry I can’t be more specific.

        3. CWORet

          It was the whales, ‘PH. I read a classified report I can only talk about on TAH. You were right!

    2. AW1Ed

      Homing torpedoes are the ASW weapon of choice these days, Sparks.

      1. Sparks

        Thank you AW1Ed and all of you for your help.

        1. AW1Ed

          Anytime.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_54_MAKO_Lightweight_Torpedo

          Subs carry a nasty piece of work called the Mk-48 ADCAP. Maybe one of our Bubbleheads will chime in.

          1. Dallas Wittgenfeld’s Bunghole

            I want that sex toy!

          2. NHSparky

            The early version of the ADCAP came out 30 years ago.

            The newer stuff, well, let’s just say I never want to be on the receiving end.

          3. jonp

            don’t the British have one that is faster? I’m wondering how fast they actually have to be since they are trying to catch a sub and avoid anti-torpedo measures (if that is a thing). Is the speed to hit before the enemy can react in any way?

            1. AW1Ed

              Brit Spearfish torpedo:
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spearfish_torpedo

              Actual max speeds for US torpedoes are classified- the generic answer is 30+ knots.

              As for the rest, watch Clancy’s Hunt for “Red October” one of the few Navy movies that didn’t make me laugh out loud (gunfights in Sherwood Forrest notwithstanding).

              1. 11B-Mailclerk

                I remember reading somewhere, back when HFRO was released, that the Navy made a request that they alter sound effects for sonar and torpedoes. “Not that yours are correct of course, but please change them to something a bit different. Please.”

                Any Navy types able to comment on that legend?

                1. AW1Ed

                  Don’t recall that, but the sets were pretty close to actual submarine spaces, and a lot of the extras were Navy Sailors. Also, Sean Connery was in the Royal Navy; Scott Glenn was a U.S. Marine; and James Earl Jones was in the ROTC and did U.S. Ranger training during the Korean War.

                  http://mentalfloss.com/article/64931/14-deep-facts-about-hunt-red-october

  24. I’ll just leave this here:
    “Two guys were picked up by the cops for being posers and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of being phonies and pursuade them to give up posing forever. I’ll see you back in court Monday.” Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, “How did you do over the weekend?” “Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up posing forever.” “17 people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?” “I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your self esteem before posing and this (small circle)is your self esteem after posing.” “That’s admirable,” said the judge. “And you, how did you do?” (to the 2nd guy) “Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up posing forever.” “156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that!” “Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, This is your asshole before prison….” “
    Happy New Year

    1. Ex-PH2

      Geez, Frankie, you coulda posted a spew alert!!!

    2. jonp

      bwahahahaha. Good One

  25. Perry Gaskill

    I’m not sure who else follows this stuff, but there’s been some hysteria about a book being published today called Fire and Fury about the Trump White House by a guy named Michael Wolff. In the book, among other things, Wolff quotes Fox News owner Rupert Murdoch as saying Donald Trump “is a fucking idiot” and Breitbart figure Steve Bannon calling the meeting in Trump Tower with the Russian lawyer chick “treasonous.”

    Here’s a little secret. If you look up the term “serial liar” in a dictionary, the chances are good you’ll find a picture of Michael Wolff.

    Wolff first popped up on my own radar a few years ago when he wrote an obit about the late New York City restaurateur Elaine Kaufman. He apparently hadn’t gotten the De mortuis nil nisi bonum dicendum est memo about not speaking ill of the dead, and went off on a vicious screed about how Kaufman didn’t know how to respect her betters– such as Michael Wolff.

    The general reaction to this was overwhelmingly harsh. Most of the comments at the time said one of the reasons for going to Elaine’s, that was the name of the restaurant, was because you could be, say, either the president of CBS or an assistant to an associate line producer for the same network, and Kaufman would treat everybody pretty much the same. So long as you checked your ego at the door.

    This wasn’t an isolated incident. Wolff is a nasty piece of work.

    1. Ex-PH2

      There’s some news story from a couple of days ago in which a clinical psychologist (no credentials offered, that I remember) tells reporters that the Trump Tweets are an inside look at his mind.

      Apparently, the psychologist has no experience with someone who knows how to yank peoples’ chains for the sheer fun and hell of it. And DTrump has had the Mindless Mass Media following his trail of crumbs for more than a year now. You’d think they’d have figured out that they’re being yanked, but they fall for it every time.

      1. Graybeard

        As a wise man once said: “Stupid is as stupid does.”

      2. AW1Ed

        http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/05/how-the-media-mainstreamed-a-democratic-conspiracy-theory/

        ‘Three days after Lee’s book came out, the APA issued a statement reaffirming the importance of the Goldwater Rule, which instructs physicians “not to provide professional opinions in the media about the mental health of someone they have not personally examined and without patient consent or other legal authority.”’

        So much for professional standards.

      3. A Proud Infidel®™

        IMHO the TARD-infested mainstream media reacts to President Trump’s Tweets like kittens do a laser pointer.

        1. Perry Gaskill

          Or not. At least the kittens don’t cower every time the laser beam lights up. Here’s a quote from Politico writer Matthew Gertz this week:

          “On Tuesday night, I, along with many Americans, was shocked when President Donald Trump tweeted that his ‘Nuclear Button’ is ‘much bigger & more powerful’ than North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un’s.”

          I don’t know about you, API, but it strikes me that such a comment could only come from a guy who has had surgery to remove both his spine and his funny bone…

          1. A Proud Infidel®™

            Three Surgeons were once discussing who was easiest to operate on and the first one said “ Accountants, because they’re organized and filled neatly.”. The second Surgeon said “Engineers, because they’re charted, blueprinted and color coded.” and the third one said “Liberal males because they have no spine, guts or balls.”

  26. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    86rd!

    Hi guys and goulz!

    Some Dick hacked my account.

    But I am back.

    1. E4 Mafia For Life

      Question for you:
      My uncle was a PO2 (Fireman) on the USS Midway from 70-74 and in the offshore within range of the bad guy planes next to/around/floating by or some type of preposition in the Viet Of The ‘Nam. I don’t think you call it “In Country” if you were on a Carrier? Would he be considered “In Theater?”
      And what medals were standard for folks in the Navy that were on boats but stayed off-shore? Besides the coveted NDSM.
      I’m considering building him a shadow box and want to surprise him.I can have my cousin snatch his 214 but trying to get an idea going in my head.
      Thank you in advance.

      1. OldManchu

        I don’t know the answer technically, but, My Father in Law was on a Navy destroyer in the Viet of the Nam War. Four deployments. He was a mechanic but actually received the Navy CAR (combat action ribbon) for a fight they had with an anti aircraft gun used on them off the coast. They got hit pretty good and limped to San Francisco for repairs. Hope this helps.

      2. OWB

        Check out the Military Records tab at the top of the page. Lots of information there on how to get information.

  27. William Derek Church’s Gullet

    I feel the need….the need to feed! Yah!!!

  28. Dan Bernath’s Sphincter

    I’M OPEN for whatever else comes along!!!

    1. OldManchu

      Even a horny Bradley Manning?

  29. On this first Friday of 2018, I must mention that scumbag, Stolen Valorist, Kyle Christopher Barwan, and do my part to keep him alive in Goooooooooooooogle, so his future attempts may bother to run his name and learn about him. Yes, there will be future attempts, when he gets out of the Florida State Prison sysem, (Or before, if he can access computers while incarcerated.), and goes back to the only thing he knows; lying his sorry way through life.
    To the tune of Merle Haggard’s old song:
    “He turned 28 in Prison, doing 2 years for being an asshole”,
    and now all he has is a stretched asshole.” Anyone going to the effort to reply, could use his name instead of a masculine pronoun, (I suppose that right now he is not feeling too masculine, what with Bubba having him biting his pillow every night, wearing his pants low to signify that he is a bitch.

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      I’m sure he walks everywhere right next to Bubba or Thor while holding their pants pocket turned inside out waiting to be exchanged for cigarettes or magazines.

      1. CWORet

        Couldn’t happen to a douchier bag than Stolen Valorist, Kyle Christopher Barwan!!!

  30. thebesig

    Over the past several weeks, I’ve watched Jupiter, Mars, and other astronomical points of references in the sky. Mars and Jupiter have been closing the gap with each other, or, rather, Mars has been catching up to Jupiter.

    This morning, while cooling (as if I needed help with that) down from my pre dawn 6 mile run, I saw Jupiter and Mars real close to each other.

    If you don’t mind the morning, cold, you could watch the overtaking process as Mars and Jupiter switch places in the predawn skies. :mrgreen:

  31. Sapper3307

    In Vermont we just had one of our Mohamed type guests took a machete to an elderly women last night. Not much coverage of our diversity improvement.

    1. Ex-PH2

      So some paranoid migrant named Ibrahim took a machete to a 73-year-old woman who had volunteered to deliver meals for Meals on Wheels to people living in emergency shelter.

      Yeah, that’s real encouraging to know about those ‘migrants’, isn’t it? Not that it makes me view any of them with suspicion or anything….

  32. while checking the Florida Department of Corrections inmate count this morning I found that Stolen Valorist Kyle Christopher Barwan has been assigned to the Chipley Prison, just 60 or so miles down the road from me. Maybe I should take him some Astrolube, KY, or just cheap motor oil.
    http://www.dc.state.fl.us/offenderSearch/detail.aspx?Page=Detail&DCNumber=H50625&TypeSearch=AI

    1. Looking at the info on his page, I see that he has a tattoo, “Gernade“. What in hell is a “Gernade”?
      Scars, Marks, and Tattoos:
      Type Location Description
      TATTOO LEFT ARM CROSS, NO REGRETS, DOVES, ANGEL
      TATTOO LEFT CHEST STAR
      TATTOO RIGHT ARM OL GLORY, GERNADE, BRASS
      TATTOO RIGHT ARM ONE SHOT, ONE KILL, SKULL, GUNS

    2. Claw

      Is that a flavor saver he’s trying to grow on his chin?

      Or is that just another of the non verbal signals that say “I’m a prison bitch.”

    3. HMCS(FMF) ret

      The boys at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD-FAMOUS cockmeat sammich) call Kyle Christopher Barwan “the Crisco Kid” on man-love Thursdays…

  33. 2/17 Air Cav

    Gotcha.

  34. 2/17 Air Cav

    Come on! Tell me I got somebody with this. I figured that in the months I’ve been absent, no one else used this stunt to snooker youse guys. I gotta have one…

  35. 2/17 Air Cav

    No one bit? Not one? You’re telling me that not a soul said, “Oh shit! I missed being first!” only to learn this is not today’s WOT? Is that what you’re telling me? Is that it? Well, gaaaaaaadddddddammit.