Weekend Open Thread

December 8, 2017

Hatching Out

An emu chick hatches at the Wild Rose Emu Ranch in Hamilton, Montana. Your Shot photographer Pam Voth waited for hours, watching the chick work on coming out of its shell. “What surprised me was the delicate, tiny little whistling call it made as it was hatching,” she remembers. “In the wild, this chick’s whistle would have been answered by the male on the nest.”

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142 responses to “Weekend Open Thread”

  1. ChipNASA

    FIRST BOOM

    1. Mick

      KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

      Well played!

    2. Wilted Willy

      Congrats Chip!
      I wanted to give someone else a chance this week. I bow to your success!

  2. ChipNASA

    First Again!

    1. Ex-PH2

      I’m here. Pfffft!

  3. ChipNASA

    HELLO!!!!
    (Is this thing on?!??! )

  4. ChipNASA

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  5. Mick

    2nd

    1. ChipNASA

      Pshew….
      I thought I was by myself here and I was getting a little freaked out.
      Like maybe aliens had abducted everyone on TAH and left me here……alone…..

  6. Cowpill

    top 10!

  7. Wilted Willy

    I guess I take 3rd?

  8. Claw

    And the Willy threefer going for a fourfer streak is over.

    Funny thing though, I could have sworn I heard Willy’s F5 key screaming all the way out here in the Mountain Time Zone for the last hour.

    ChipNASA is duly recorded into the Coveted Book of WOT Firsts and has a oner going.

    1. Wilted Willy

      Claw, I didn’t want to be a hog and give someone else a shot at it!

  9. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    Well a different first place finisher this week…nice!

  10. Ex-PH2

    Okay, here’s your weekend menu.

    Bacon mac & cheese with ham.
    Just make regular mac & cheese, mulch up some ham in that cuisinart thingy, mix part of it with the cheese sauce and the other part with the cooked pasta. Crown it with cut-up bacon, then bake it at the usual time and temperature.

    Biscuits: iffen yern don’t rise none, get them there store-bought biscuits in a can, ’cause they’re all flakey and the butter melts just as good.

    Green beans on the side, sauteed w/bacon and chopped or minced garlic
    Cut-up veggies

    Dessert: anything chocolate, or gooey, or requiring about a full can of whipped cream.

    And try hot cider with a slice of lemon. The lemon flavor offsets the cloying sweetness of the cider.

    1. Wilted Willy

      Hi Ex, now that sounds yummy! You can Fed-Ex me some??

    2. Ex-PH2

      Frankly, Willie, I think the FedEx people would make it disappear before it reached you.

      1. Wilted Willy

        I think you’re right my Dear!

    3. Ex-PH2

      Almost forgot: the bacon should be partially cooked before it’s added to the mac & cheese.

    4. For the world’s best creamy mac and cheese you have to use sour cream instead of milk. Also, only the finest shredded cheddar cheese on Planet Earth from Weyauwega Star Dairy.
      They sell it online and only ship in the winter unless you have a refrigerated semi trailer…
      Trust me on this one guys and gals…
      The rest of the world’s cheese is comparable to sliced cardboard…
      http://www.stardairy.com/products/cheese

      1. Hack Stone

        Unless that cheese has been endorsed by Dennis Chevalier, I won’t try it.

  11. HMC Ret

    Top 10

  12. AW1Ed

    GO NAVY! Beat Army!

    1500 EST tomorrow.

    1. Wilted Willy

      Go Army, we might actually have a chance this year??

      1. AnotherPat

        We won last year, WW. And we are gonna win again!!

        GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!!!??

        BTW, WW, hope you are feeling better today. ☺

        1. Wilted Willy

          Thank you sir, I go get checked on the 28th to see if my chemo did any good?
          Hope you all have a great weekend!

          1. We are all hoping that all is well with you WW.
            Anyone with a Threefer for the TAH is worthy of all our thoughts and prayers WW.

  13. Skippy

    Damn I forgot it was FRIDAY!!!!!!

    1. AW1Ed

      Never play cards with a man named “Doc.”
      Don’t eat at diner called “Mom’s.”
      DO NOT drink anything on fire….

      …and don’t ever forget Fridays!

      Maxims of AW1Ed

      1. Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole

        And never bend over, open wide and say “ahhhhhh”

        1. AW1Ed

          Take your word on that, DBB.

        2. Skippy

          Nasty with a whole lotta TMI

      2. CWORet

        Wise words.

      3. Skippy

        Good and uplifting Wisdom !!!!
        Two kids and a lack of sleep has me all the very the place

      4. Bernie Hackett

        Never look back, something might be gaining on you.
        Never draw to an inside straight.
        Avoid crowds, they ain’t restful.
        Avoid fried foods, they angry up the blood. -from the wit an wisdom of Yogi Berra
        The card comment might be from Brett Maverick, I forget.

  14. sj

    And another week goes by where the Commie LT’s status remains unknown.

    1. Ex-PH2

      Probably has a desk job… in a broom closet… answering phones and taking messages.

    2. Claw

      Yep, but here’s hoping he’s pulling PLO (Permanent Latrine Officer) up at the Brigade Headquarters where all the best shit comes from./smile

      Probably at the S-3 Ops Shop in charge of the Grease Pencil Sign Out Sheet.

      1. AW1Ed

        Navy has the coveted LSJO position- Little Shitty Jobs Officer- pretty much the same thing.

      2. Dennis – not chevy

        No, no, please no. If that’s where he is, he might be our old friend Will Stockdale’s boss. I don’t think I’d like that one bit, no-sir, dog-it, not one bit.

    3. AnotherPat

      sj: I could be wrong, but have this feeling that PAOs will ensure no information will be released about him for damage control purposes..

      1. sj

        Sure you are right but gotta keep asking the question. Maybe a “journalist” will?

  15. Roh-Dog

    Have a good weekend y’all!

    1. HMC Ret

      Back atcha, Roh-Dog

    2. Skippy

      Amen !!!!!
      Same back

  16. Bill M

    Top Twenty! Wow, that may be a personal best.

  17. Keepin’ It Real

    I can’t believe that Ashley Judd got on the cover of Time as person of the year.

    http://www.eonline.com/news/898381/silence-breakers-are-time-s-person-of-the-year-for-2017

    She took an active role in bashing Trump at the Woman’s March in January, but held back on Harvey Weinstein until the momentum shifted, yet was labeled as brave. How many other women suffered the same fate under Weinstein while she maintained her silence in regard to Weinstein’s ACTIONS but openly blasted Trump for STATEMENTS.

    I’m under no illusion when it comes to hypocracy, but to openly flaunt it on the cover of time is nothing short of amazing.

    1. Mason

      As the magazine spirals into irrelevance…

      Brave is not jumping on a bandwagon.

      Prior to clicking that link, I’d literally never heard of the “silence breakers”.

      1. just some feller

        Who’s Ashley Judd?

    2. Aysel

      Cory Feldman should have been on the cover…

      1. Bobo

        And every woman who came forward against Bill Clinton in the 1990’s and early 2000’s.

    3. Perry Gaskill

      Can’t say I’d be all that upset about being harassed by Ashley Judd. As long as she didn’t consider me just a sex object…

    4. Please note that the women in question waited until their own careers were safe before saying anything about Weinstein.

      1. Keepin’ It Real

        I’ll go you one further — I think they waited until it would be seen as a career booster vs. taking any risk.

    5. A Proud Infidel®™

      WHO IS Ashley Judd? Oh, and Slime (*OOPS!*, Time) Magazine is still in business?

    6. 11B-Mailclerk

      There is a magazine called “Time”?

  18. Graybeard

    Present and unaccountable.

    Was off jamming with some co-workers in preparation for concertizing (or something that resembles that in some universe) at the upcoming office Christmas party.

    That’s too much fun to be legal.

  19. SSG Kane

    Not first, not last, but I thought this was pretty intresting:

    https://www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/airborne-jumps.htm

    United States Airborne Combat Jumps.

  20. Ex-PH2

    Let us do remember that in one week from today, a rather unimportant person somewhere on the east coast will be told whether or not he has more of the same (that he’s already had) coming to him, like it or not.

    (I am being mysterious on purpose.)

    1. SSG Kane

      Wait, so Bill Clinton is getting back together with Monica?

      1. Graybeard

        Or is Bill Clinton being forced to actually sleep in the same bed as Hillary, and only Hillary?

        1. Tallywhagger

          Even Bill has some modicum of standards. Hehe, he probably makes Sid Blumenthal service the warthog.

      2. Ex-PH2

        No. It’s another miscreant in jail somewhere on the east coast.

        1. Sj

          Miscreants? Don’t both of them come up soon?

      3. Tallywhagger

        Monica got screwed on that story, seven ways from Sunday. One of these days some of her detractors are going to have to eat humble pie for the villainy that was inflicted against her.

        Can’t say if she was a spitter, back then, but I’d guess that she’d spit on that son of a bitches grave, now.

        1. 11B-Mailclerk

          Based on the existence of the “blue dress”…..

    2. OWB

      No real mystery, but the mention of names can cause unnecessary distress among sane people. It’s too near Christmas to risk the harm it could cause.

      1. Ex-PH2

        Agreed. Name silence is appropriate here.

        1. Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole

          Shhhhh…..be werrry werrry quiewet….ha ha ha

    3. HMCS(FMF) ret

      I’m guess that the unnamed individual will have a meltdown and get to stay in custody…

      1. Ex-PH2

        You give me hope, Senior Chief.

      2. Christmas in July !!!
        Oh wait… Christmas in prison !!!
        Send them a soap on a rope for their presents so their bungs can adjust back to their normal state…

  21. OWB

    This is the crazy week of assorted Christmas celebrations. So far, have enjoyed three buffets with three different groups, a lovely sit down lunch at a country club, one luncheon blown off due to being too sick to attend, with a full blown Christmas dinner tonight with a retiree group, lunch tomorrow at the VFW (the auxiliary does this one to thank us for all we do), and another trip to the buffet with another club tomorrow evening. And my doc is concerned if I am getting out often enough??? Yeah, right.

    Sorry, PH. Your menu sounds great, but you may give my portion to someone else this week. Maybe next week as well. I may never be able to eat again!

  22. Mason

    50th!

    Wait, I’m not sure I know how this is played….

    1. Perry Gaskill

      It’s like golf, Mason. Lower numbers are better…

  23. Lars Taylor’s Narcissism

    If we are what we eat, and I eat ass all the time, then that makes me an ass, right?

    1. Tallywhagger

      Could be on to something, Lars. I don’t drink milk and I don’t have tits!

    2. Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole

      I just hope it’s not reciprocal…I’m an asshole but have some dignity…

      1. Tallywhagger

        That’s more than could be said for Danni! The high point of his miserable existence was learning how to Photoshop himself onto someone else’s dignified photo.

  24. LC

    The Navy put this up the other day – pictures from Pearl Harbor on the morning of Dec. 7th, 1941 combined with new ones from now. Worth a look:

    http://www.navy.mil/ah_online/ftrStory.asp?issue=3&id=78115

    1. Here’s the story of a survivor of that Infamous Day.
      James Downing, it’s quite the story.
      http://www.navy.mil/ah_online/ftrStory.asp?issue=3&id=103671

    2. Skippy

      ???

  25. Sapper3307

    Well I did get that West German Sig P228, don’t tell Santa. Tax free New Hampshire and the FBI said I was a good boy this time.

    1. Tallywhagger

      Do you know if NH will sell to a MA resident?

      1. SSG Kane

        They can, but most wont. And by can I mean send it to a MA dealer for you. When if first moved up here, and didn’t have my NH license some places wouldn’t even sell me ammo.

        1. Tallywhagger

          I don’t blame them for not selling a firearm to a MA resident but the ammo thing is stupid. I’ve been up here for going on 10 years and still haven’t gotten around to getting one of those FID things. Ah well, if I need a firearm I’ll just take it from one of the moonbat libs.

  26. Devtun

    1st,err…51st

  27. UpNorth

    53th…..

  28. MSGT Richard Deiters USMC(Retired)

    Someware in the top 75.
    Meanwhile, in KC MO the local Marine Reserve unit will be at the local miss managed NFL team’s game against the Raiders to collect cash and toys for the TOYS FOR TOTS campaigne this coming Sunday.

    SEMPER FIDELIS

  29. Claw

    Ah, yes, Hamilton, MT.

    Hometown of that former MCPON Michael D. Stevens that all you folks of the wet service have talked so lovingly about in the past.

    So that’s all I have to say about that, except GO ARMY, BEAT NAVY!!!

  30. Jorge

    Apparently, there was a little “tussle” during an exercise in Kenya.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/uknews/5084079/paras-gurkhas-military-exercise-mass-brawl/

    Jorge

    1. Ex-PH2

      Maybe we should pit a platoon of Marines against a platoon of Army?

      1. Jorge

        Nothing against my Army brothers and sisters but my money would be on the Marines 😉

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    Legal disclaimer: I am Bim, and all terms and descriptors used in the previous comment are of my own personal opinion and written as a commentary to current events and/or about a perceived public figure. They do not nessisarily relate to the truth about any corporation, Ghey Pron, or duck (living or dead).

  32. thebesig

    In the spirit of the article and photo above…

    Ostrich egg omelet:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGENRtFPHLE

  33. Philip Brailsford was found not guilty of second degree murder in the shooting death of Daniel Shaver.

    You can see a body cam video of the shooting here.

    That’s one cop who never should have picked up a gun. Interestingly enough, the local police department fired him a couple months after the shooting for unsat performance. Totally unrelated to the shooting, naturally…

    1. Sapper3307

      The EX-cop had small pp syndrome.

  34. A Proud Infidel®™

    Either 85st or 86rd. Either way I still claim Honorary First and NOBODY has as many of those as I do!!!

  35. Just An Old Dog

    Fires are getting really bad in So Cali.
    Our Friend TOW more than likely is in the thick of it all. Please keep him in your thoughts (and Prayers, if you are a Church person).

    1. Skippy

      Will do,,,, it’s a complete mess out there
      We are praying for all

    2. OWB

      Yep. Already been doing that. He and all his crew, their families, and commands.

    1. AW1Ed

      How about a Cankles McPantsuit Christmas Tree Topper?

      https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/dec/6/inside-the-beltway-resistmas-the-hillary-clinton-c/

      Yeah, I didn’t think so either.

      1. Sparks

        Thank you…and here I am low on eye bleach.

      2. Vexatious Defendant

        Red Ryder target!

    2. Skippy

      ??????

  36. Sparks

    A reminder about the greatest generation. Today Kirk Douglas turns 101. Enlisted in the Navy in 1941 and served until the end of hostilities. Happy Birthday Mr. Douglas.

  37. Skippy

    Hey Jonn we sent you a Christmas Card my better half insisted

    Happy holidays

    FYI the care package we sent to you know who was sent back
    Because they said it was inappropriate LMAO…

    I tried

    1. Ex-PH2

      Do you think that other person would appreciate a book titled ‘How to Be a Better Person’??

      1. Skippy

        Roger !!!!!

      2. Sparks

        Or, “How To Win Friends and Influence People”.

  38. Sparks

    AW1Ed and all Navy hands. Army guy question please. What is the difference and significance of an “All Hands Mast”, instead of say a, “Captain’s Mast”? Thank you for your help.

    1. Sparks

      Asked and answered on another thread. Thank you.

    2. Vexatious Defendant

      It is a Captan’s Mast held in front of the entire crew. I have seen it done. Today, appropriate and very effective for minor violations of UCMJ.

      In Naval tradition, all discipline hearings and procedures were held under or at the main mast where the entire crew would assemble and witness.

      A meritorious mast is the same, however rather than an award of punishment, often a reward would be delivered for the outstanding performance.

      Again, today an all hands mast for more serious violations, not appropriate.

      1. Sparks

        Thank you VD. No wait…that didn’t come out as planned. Thank you Vexatious Defendant. (smile)

  39. Vexatious Defendant

    GO NAVY … BEAT ARMY!

    1. Devtun

      Not sure why Army has Old Glory facing the wrong way on their jersey sleeves. Navy has theirs facing the correct way. Military custom is the Union always faces forward – well not today apparently.

      1. NHSparky

        The idea is that the flag, when worn on the right shoulder, will never be in retreat.

        1. Devtun

          Yeah, that’s what I mean, the army team didn’t have the union facing forward.

    2. A Proud Infidel®™

      Nope, NOT THIS YEAR!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

      1. AnotherPat

        ?????????

  40. Devtun

    Army punches it in – lead 14-13 w/ 5:10 remaining in 4th.

    1. Devtun

      Navy misses go ahead 48 yrd FG as time expires – Army wins 14-13 on a snowy day. Navy had two costly false start penalties on final drive.

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        If the Middie that missed the filed goal is an Underclass, I wonder how many Police Call and Floor Buffing Details are in his near future?

  41. AnotherPat

    GO ARMY! WE BEAT NAVY!!!!

    Great game. Both teams did well. ???

    1. 2/17 Air Cav

      Heh.

      1. Claw

        Welcome Back!!

        Yeah, USMA 9-3, USNA 6-6, ASAFA 5-7 for the year.

        Need we say more?

        1. Claw

          Oops, that should be USAFA.

          Didn’t want it to be construed as Ass Sucking AFA./smile

          1. A Proud Infidel®™

            HUH? The Air Farce Academy has a Football Team?

        2. 2/17 Air Cav

          Tears. Tears of joy burst from my eyes as I watched that ball come off the kicker’s foot. “It’s going left! It’s going left!” It’s going LEEEFFFTTT!” And it did. And I cried, happily. The End.

          1. AnotherPat

            I knew it. I knew it, I KNEW IT! That the Army’s win today would bring you back! Welcome Home, 2/17 Air Cav!!!! Welcome HOME!

            (And please stick around…you are missed by all.?

      2. Sparks

        2/17 Air Cav, MY MAN! Glad to see a post from you. Hope all is well in your AO.

    2. Skippy

      HOOOAH ! ! ! ! !

    3. 2/17 Air Cav

      “Both teams did well.” Well, I must say that after soooooooooooo many years of the gloating goats of Navy kicking Army’s butt, I am in no mood to be as magnanimous as you. Both teams played. One team won. That was Army. The other team lost. That was Navy. One team was victorious: Army. The other defeated: Navy. Did I mention the Commander-in-Chief’s trophy? Talk about adding insult to injury. So, much as I do appreciate the salty service and its Veterans, I must say to all of them: Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.

      1. AnotherPat

        How about this one, 2/17 Air Cav:

        https://youtu.be/6PQ6335puOc

        ??

  42. Skippy

    ARMY WINS
    HOOOOOAH !!!!!!

  43. OWB

    In case things get busy here or there, here’s wishing everyone a very blessed holiday season, a Merry Christmas, a Happy (and prosperous) New Year, and whatever other greetings are appropriate for your neighborhood and circumstances.

    Be well, all.

    1. Sparks

      Same to you OWB. Godspeed to you in all respects.