Yeah, still waiting. Things are happening, just really slowly.
Now, while we wait, how about a trash medal video from some guys in a foreign language who appear to be struck with some form of lycanthropy?
Y’all be sure to thank Twist for this one as well:
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46 responses to “UPDATE: no update”
Very glad I could help. Hope this goes well with the codeine.
Wat du fuq did I just watch.
This has got to be up in the top 5 of WTF was THAT?!?!?!? on the internets of anything I have ever WTF’D?!!
Regarding that “music” viceo clip: to paraphrase the late Harry Chapin’s brother Tom (from the live version of “30000 Pounds of Bananas“):
“TSO . . . . it sucks.”
I am now dumber for having watched that. Thanks.
As they say in poker; I’ll see your video and raise you….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1INy7UZ1kI
That banana video is the Citizen Kane of YouTube banana videos.
After viewing that, with respect to our culture being in the sh1tter, your Honor the prosecution rests…..
TSO what the FUCK. Dude, you sure you weren’t hanging around in DC and some of the gayness rubbed off on you?
haha I have no idea what I just saw but I’m sure it’ll disturb me.
I … I … I … I just don’t know what to say about this!
This song is one of the 3 worst songs I have ever heard. It was only beaten by the link from Twist (btw, I hate you now) and that crap that Jim Carrey did.
I truly believe that not only have my civil rights have been violated but so have my Geneva Convention rights have been trampled. I will be contacting the Department of Justice, and also sending a letter to the UN, in hopes that you receive a sternly written missive from both organizations.
Dunno about that, Jon The Mechanic. This one might be before your time, but it’s hard to undercut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGWaP7Q5vCI
The drummer’s expressions are priceless. Looks to me like during most of the film he’s thinking “How much longer does that damn contract have me playing drums for these assholes . . . ?” Or maybe he just has hemorrhoids.
@12. Wow. That is dreadful.
I’m embarrassed to have been born the year they made this.
I get the banana dance. It’s a condom ad which necessarily makes dancing boy a ______. As for the group, I sent a tape over to Langley and I’m told that the language is ancient Gibbershian. Roughly translated, they are screeching, “I’m ugly and my pants are too tight.”
Hondo, that song was done 2 years before I was born, but it does not make my personal bottom 3.
It is close though, and you can expect a missive as well.
TSO: yeah, it is. IMO it’s one of the worst pieces of crap ever to get US airplay. The “famous” version (if that’s the right word for it) was by a British group called “Hot Legs”. They later became 10cc. Don’t know if that’s them or a cover by another English group.
The “Hot Legs” version can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiWu7Csn2HY&list=PL33E8DD27BCFBDF3F&index=1
If anything, it sounds worse than the other video. But the video (which I think was done well after 1970, like maybe when 10cc had become famous some years later) does have a bit of decent eye candy.
Jon The Mechanic: we aims to please. (smile)
That was just sick and wrong……
TSO – WA-A-A-A-A-A-Y too much time on your hands.
I will offer this as an antidote to TSO’s (clears throat) rather peculiar choices.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9-RbEVYXUM
Note: I only put in my 2 cents because I had to unscramble my brains from exposure to TSO’s vidoes.
I was three when that came out….thank god I didn’t hear it or I would have been scarred for life.
Okay, my 2 cents….because my kids drove me nuts with fruit salad….
http://youtu.be/S8C09cwYdh0
How does one write the lyrics for that Banana song? Spelling “oleoleoleoleole” must be a mo’fo.
@15 Try this one for some “old school” early metal you might actually enjoy yourself…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5uDozoSSM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkVHcCO6xQ
@22 That seems like some sort of vegan indoctrination film…
Remember Jon The Mechanic, the line to arrest and sue these guys is long if you want a good place in line its recommended you camp out at the local court house the night before.
Look for me there, I’ll be the one twitching from the extreme psychosolical damage brought on by the teaser nature of this update, werewolf thrash metal, and dancing bananas.
SGT Kane: but will you be twitching like a Neanderthal? (smile)
You guys are a bunch of sicko weirdo locos.
Of course Hondo, I’m the original Encinoman.
I will just tell me Nurse Case manager that I can’t return to duty like they hope in about 3 weeks due to severe psychological trauma.
My wife will get pissed because she wants to leave NY as soon as I get off of active duty. The longer I am in counseling, the more upset she is going to be.
I’ll just point her at Hondo and Twist, then step back and wait for her Scottish temper to subside.
And here I thought that I couldn’t break into the music business because of a complete lack of talent!
Silly me!
Hondo, that explains where I came from!!!!
You are all welcome.
@29 you been talkin’ to my ex?
@35 – Not yet. Just making observations.
Since some of ya’ll seem to think the Wiggles are cute:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC–VwYTHAM
Dude… It’s peanut butter jelly time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ekIzGfJkBs
I’m going to stick to things that I understand, like scrambled eggs and makin’ bacon pancakes, and science.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU7t5bVfY4E
First “video”-the dude in the middle looks like Chewbacca mated with a human (if such is possible). Just Sick and Wrong.
Second “video”-the dude in the yellow suit should have split before he even started.
All in all, I feel dumber for having watched these.
@40 – If you want to regain your sanity, watch the videos I posted @19 and @39. They will pull you back to reality.
This is a little ditty that I am dedicating to all of you who have subjected me to your various forms of audio and visual torture. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksYBhM-ALBQ
I didn’t want to do this, people–but you left me no choice.
May God have mercy on our souls.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77R2eJ279k
You forced me to do this, Sparky.
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=fatherhood.gov+cheerleader&mid=627C3BFE3D4DB7305D58627C3BFE3D4DB7305D58&view=detail&FORM=VIRE2
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You’ve been warned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY