So, YouTube pulled the Fort Myers videos that the Shipleys put up this last weekend because that big crybaby down in Florida doesn’t like that people post the truth about him – his image and behavior and his own words. So the Shipleys apologize to him and to YouTube.
Yep, he’s made the videos free for all of us at this link. Don knew all along that YouTube would pull the videos down, they’ve done it so often when the phonies whine, that’s why he started the pay site so the phonies would have no where to go to cry. So, in the end, Bernath thinks he’s so much better than a regular old phony liar, but really he’s just another chapter in the same old worn book.
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31 responses to “The Shipleys; Plan B”
Sorry?
I’m fuckin’ Patsy Cline Sorry.
So sorry.
Gotta love it.
Dear Danny, sunlight is the best disinfectant. And ain’t the truth a bitch?
Rustle, rustle.
I would personally apologize to those two phony pieces of shit for stating that they are in fact, pieces of shit.
It was never my intent to point out how worthless they are by comparing them to the leavings of a rabid dog with mange and ringworm. The fact is that even the droppings of said dog are worth more than the two of them put together.
So again, my deepest apologies.
Now FOAD
Ya gotta wonder what he thinks the Supremes meant when they said that telling the truth about valor thieves is not only acceptable but encouraged. He must have a fairly clear idea what the truth looks like since he spends so much time fabricating things 180 out from it.
Evidently he thinks that he is free to lie about anything and everything all the time, but that he should be protected from others uttering the truth. Not quite the understanding most of us have of the 1st Amendment.
Nothing new. He’s had a very distorted version of reality at least for the past few years he’s been playing stupid games with this community. Probably for much longer, but about that most of us here have no independent knowledge.
It would appear that he is getting pretty desperate now. Too bad – he put himself in the position he now finds himself. He has no one to blame but himself. Liars seldom see it that way though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2npO_Mg2DjI
For anyone who needs a little comfort food, this is an old family recipe from Cornwall, called figgy hobbin. The ‘figs’ are simply raisins, so get really big, fat raisins, and you can add chopped nuts to it if you like. Really good on a cold winter night with some hot tea. And while the recipe calls for plain sugar, I use dark brown sugar because it adds more flavor.
Ingredients
8 ounces pastry crust
2 tablespoons butter, softened
6 ounces seedless raisins and/or currants
1/2 cup sugar
1 egg – beaten to brush on pastry
Hot caramel sauce
Whipped cream topping
Container: Baking pan w/side
Directions:
Preheat oven to 400° F. Roll out the pastry in rectangle of 10X8 inch.
Spread butter on inside, keeping 1/2 inch clear all around on the edges. Sprinkle the center with fruit and sugar.
Brush edges with beaten eggs. Roll up along long edge. Place on greased baking pan (seal side down).
Brush with beaten eggs. Prick top with fork.
Bake for 40 minutes in a 400F oven.
Cut into slices. Serve with hot caramel sauce and whipped cream.
NOTE: In the west country of England, “figgy” means raisins or currants rather than figs; the oven is called “ob’n” or “obbin”.
Also, you can use Pillsbury Grands to make pecan rolls.
Just lay the dough out flat, mix the filling (brown sugar, chopped nuts, butter) and spread it on the dough. roll it up and cut into equal sections.
Put the cut rolls into the baking cups, which have more of the butter/sugar/nuts mixture in the bottom.
Follow package directions for baking, and serve them warm with plenty of butter and hot beverages.
https://youtu.be/i9QEAtcz3o8
so where’s the dead animal?
Dead animal? Naw, this was just about comfort food for those who need it. It’s colder than a cow’s butt in Siberia this morning. I have birds to feed. Mac & cheese to put together. That sort of thing.
Darlin’, in my world, dead animal IS comfort food.
We all just need to pray for the phonies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBg9zLI2bA
Stoopid Sparkle Pony Bernath…
How’s it feel to be disbarred moron?
He’s not disbarred yet.
Only a matter of time, however. CA Supreme Court has to make it official, which IIRC occurs within 40 days of ruling being sent up, which just occurred.
Wouldn’t it be karmic justice if he got officially disbarred on April Fools Day?
Burn in hell. Both of them Dan and Dallas.
The “less” brothers….
worth and use.
I see the Senior Chief as Wyatt, and Noah Gas as the bloviating blowhard…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVsyvuij20
Currently I am attempting to teach our two dogs the difference between Shit and Shinola. Now I needed two big ugly turds to accomplish this. Who, or what else would be better than making Panny Boi and Dullass stuffed dolls to represent Shit? So my wife spends half a day knitting, chrocheting and sewing up these two life sized dummies by the names shown above. First mistake, Shinola will not hang well on a fence when it is 70 degrees outside. Second mistake, Shit, even in the form of dummies will not stand up straight even when perched against a tree. To make matters worse, one our damned cats who always gets sick from chasing and eating squirrels decided he wanted to be in the branch above the dummies as the teaching was about to begin. I say damned because the DAMNED cat had dirrahea and started dribbling on the heads of the two dummies just as I was about to begin the training. Let me assure you, Shit with cat shit running down its face does not motivate dogs to attack. They looked at me as if to say, “What the hell are you trying to do here?” The only thing I could do was chase the cat away from the seat he had chosen as his toilet and spend another hour cleaning and wiping and drying up all this nasty wet shit! Course, the two life sized piles of shit almost looked as if they were grinning through all this. Like they had come to life and decided they’d rather be SHIT on than BIT on by two large German Shepherds. When I’m finally done and ready to train the mutts to attack SHIT and know the difference from Shinola, they were eager to learn. It took nine family size cans of Shinola to make a full size dummie that would look near real to dogs that are supposed to protect us. Yes, I know this is giving away my proprietary secret dog training tricks, but if Don Shipley can give us a look at his videos, this is the least I can do for all the brothers who read this. On the Shinola mannequin I poured the juice from yesterday’s pot roast (and my wife is a good cook!) and hollered “SHINOLA, SHINOLA, attack the SHINOLA”. Those two heathens went after that Shinola like it was a baked turkey fresh from the oven. Damned fools slurped the actual Shinola as if were just something out of world. In other words, they licked the Shinola to death! They needed a rest after the energy they spent on that, so I let ’em lay under a bush for a while. Near bout an hour later I got them up and they both realized something was wrong with what they ate and they commenced to shit for probably two hours. Real bad runny stuff! No more Shinola for those two!
Just before dark when they had recovered, it was time for them to learn the difference between SHIT and SHINOLA. So I again stood the two shit stuffed dummies up against a different tree. Again I poured even more of the pot roast juice and broth all over the two shit dummies. Then I tormented the dogs a bit with schlongs made with hot dogs for each dummie. Big “ol Ball Park weenies” fit for a family reunion. Yep, both dogs pounced on those two pieces of shit when my wife screamed at the top of her voice, “SHIT, SHIT, SHIT dogs, get the SHIT!!! What a great treat it was to see the dogs gobble the Ball Park weenies first, and then go after the pot roast smothered clothes. That’s as far as they went, I’m glad to say. Having learned their lesson, they now know the difference between SHIT and SHINOLA. Yes, they did tear hell out of both piles of shit, but at least they did not make any effort to eat them. What were originally two large piles of shit were now reduced to turd piles. Wanting the dogs to know they had done the right thing, I dug two grave sites, one for each remaining pile of chewed up Shit. Final reminder for the dogs, and satisfaction for me, I made two head stones out of the back of small political signs. One reads, “Here Lies A Lying Piece of SHIT”. The other reads, “Here Also Lies A Lying Piece of Shit; Only This One Was’nt SHIT For An Attorney. Every day now I go out and take a whiz on the two grave sites. And so do the dogs. Every so often I blindfold them and walk them over the graves and ask them, “Which one is the piece of SHIT?” You know EVERY DAMNED SINGLE TIME both dogs knew the SHIT from Shinola. If you would like to learn my not-so-secret tricks for this brand of training, I have included a very short training video which I ALWAYS recommend watching before attempting this training.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLZ2MTsNcMU
For a brief moment there, I thought maybe your dogs were named Shit and Shinola.
Jarhead got some serious issues. You would think the weather and fresh air would be doing him some good by now. They say burning shitters can cause long term damage, honest to God, I had no idea.
I cleaned the lint trap in the dryer today.
The spousal unit bought these paper towels that are only half sheets. WTF is that all about? I am going to spool the shit out of these things. She thinks that giant pallet of them from SAMS club is going to last a while. We will see about that shit.
The evil Soviet in my house says I can’t use online dating sites anymore. She says she is not leaving no matter how many dates I find her. Gotta come up with some other plan.
On the bright side Jane Fonda is one day closer to death. My only regret is at my age the prostate might prevent me from celebrating the event in full force. Might have it removed just for that occasion.
I’ll bet you didnt know in 1904 Dr. Seuss born on this day.
Barbie’s measurements (if she were life-size): 39-23-33
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28
Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80
Percentage of American women who say they would marry the same man: 50
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation
People that are too busy to return my phone call need to stop pissing their time away.
Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone works balls while having fantasies of sniffing taint.
Dickless Danni-boi is all butthurt, must be having problems getting the old red rubber Robinson past the inflamed prostate and into the bladder… WAAAAA FUCKING WAAAAA!!!! Well,Dickless Dan, if you weren’t any of the following, you wouldn’t be GOOGLE famous:
Deadbeat Dad
Fraud
Liar
Not a CPO
Soon to be DISBARRED Attorney
Vexatious Litigant
Now, go down a few of your DRG ‘Cock’ tails and go share a “intimate” moment with your fellow anal buttsekks warrior buttbuddy, QuEeFeRs!!!
I cannot imagine why the video was pulled down. YoTube is often very and even overly cautious, but there is no legal issue for the video to be pulled.
Appeal the decision, win, and stop “crying.” 😉
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/185111?hl=en
Legal issues have to be raised only, not proved, for YouTube to act. It provides a check-off complaint form which also has a word-count-limited section where a complainant can add text. Google “YouTube sucks” and witness the hits. The major beef seems to be the knee-jerk speed with which they pull videos that receives complaints. I doubt that the Shipleys are interested in appealing the matter. They made their point.
To be fair, a lot of Lawn Dart Danny’s little accounts are closed just as quickly.
But being that he’s an unemployed, broke-ass, no-life having mothafucka, he’s gotta have something to do between now and the inevitable stroke which will leave him in a wheelchair and eating applesauce for the rest of his miserable life.
But that’s just my opinion.
Daniel A. Bernath and Dallas Wittgenfeld do not know me.
Just think of how many people would rejoice if Dan Bernath learned how to disappear like me.
LOL,you parachuted from a commercial airliner and disappeared! Bernasty went down after failing to read the fuel guage, yes it is unfortunate he survived but I hate it when mysteries are never solved.
Q. Why did the dog lick its own ass?
A. To get the taste of Daniel Alan Bernath out of its mouth.
GREAT VIDEO! In my long life ? I have never seen such a self righteous, deadbeat dad, loser, crybaby, angry, wimp, domestic abuser, lousy attorney, bully, fastest walking, non crippled pompous ASSHOLE like Danni-boi. I did hear a different song in the background Leann Rymes singing “I heard ten thousand angels crying” and poor thing kept laughing while Don and Diane tried hard to be heartbroken.
I am looking pretty good to you guys now, aren’t I?
Sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
What a little bitch! “wahhh, he hurt my feelers, wahhh” “take down the videos or I’ll sue you cause I’m an atty, wahhhh” Little bitch can sure dish it out but can’t take it. Ahh, the inspired continuances of doggin this piece of SHIT just b/c he’s made a statement he doesn’t like to be dogged. To fucking bad!
Does this guy sound like someone that we are unfortunately familiar with?
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2016/06/06/man-sued-30k-over-40-printer-he-sold-craigslist/85478168/