I’ll just leave this here for your enjoyment.
Yes, Dan Bernath is fulfilling his legacy – on his birthday.
I’m sorry, Mr Wittgenfeld, but you didn’t really think I’d be going to jail today, did you?
I’ll just leave this here for your enjoyment.
Yes, Dan Bernath is fulfilling his legacy – on his birthday.
I’m sorry, Mr Wittgenfeld, but you didn’t really think I’d be going to jail today, did you?
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286 responses to “The news you’ve been waiting for today”
Sweet!
Well. bond revoked. Main cell block.
I am quite well satisfied.
Do you think he’ll want letters while he’s in prison?
Printouts of this article?
HOT DAMN!!!!
You are GENIOUS!
Say, will any of yous guys be putting any money into his commissary account?
Take up a collection maybe?
Send him some “Kentucky Jelly” for his cockmeat sammiches. Will Dullass be able to go up there for a conjugal visit?
I’ll be sending him a case of generic lubricant, I Can’t Believe It’s Not KY Jelly.
Add a bucket of sand
Maybe some 50 Grit sandpaper condoms?
Heeheeheeeeee! (That’s nefarious laughter.)
I’m sure that Danni-boi will be sampling the cuisine at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich)!
Any takers on when he’ll show up on the cover of PRISON BRIDE MAGAZINE?
Cool.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I wonder how many other jurisdictions he has things like this awaiting him and other members of The Dutch Rudder Gang?
Maybe he’ll be on the prison glee team.
He’ll be singing a different tune alright but not in a glee club.
Sort of like Ned Beatty going “weeeeee WEEEEEEEEEE” face down into a pile of leaves
He thinks that he has made the prison softball team, because his cellmate told him that he was pitching and Bernath will be catching.
Ideally, they will be “churning butter” in his ass with a Louisville Slugger
Starting WIDE RECEIVER for the CELLBLOCK 9 THUGZ… DANIEL BERNATH!!!!
Good things come to those who wait.
Bad things come for those who deserve them.
I don’t know which of these is better, so I will post both of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSaR9nwtt78
It’s wunnaful, isn’t it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKzWTwJwrGc
That movie kills me. Both of those guys best stuff.
“I was Special Agent Orange” hahaha
You want to see a great Jamie Lee Curtis movie watch “A Fish Called Wanda”
She was quite great in Trading Places, along with her twins…
Her and the twins appeared together again in The Tailor of Panama.
Damn I missed that one, I’ll have to check it out.
Her dance in True Lies was definitely worth watching as well.
That is no lie. Slow start and a rocking ending to that dance
All this avoidable and brought about by his stupidity.
There’s a temporary vacancy in the DRG; unfortunately there’s way too many applicants out there ready, willing, and able to fill said vacancy…
awww man…someone get his mailing info..puleeeze
I’m sure that it will come later… somehow.
gummmy dicks to follow
Sugar-free, of course.
“Mail for inmates should be addressed to: Chesapeake Correctional Center (Inmate’s Name and Inmate Number) 400 Albemarle Dr. Chesapeake, VA 23322”
https://www.chesapeakesheriff.com/?page_id=804
I see issue after issue of Playgirl arriving for him, with forged autographs, soaked in feminine perfume.
Sorry, my mind was wandering. 😉
Challenge accepted!
Make sure you send issues of Cosmopolitan and Glamour, too.
Maybe the issue of Vogue with Chadley Manning on the front cover?
“There are no aliases for this inmate”
Huh. I’m pretty sure I’ve read a few here.
Ones that would curl the court stenographer’s hair
I have been watching Don’s site for results. Good to see it here. Glad it is over. I was tired of seeing the drama.
Don says he’s on his way home and he’ll have something up much later.
Maybe now he’s learned his lesson and he’ll STFU. Bwhaaaa
Maybe… but they say that prison hardens a man, or something like that.
Unless that man is looking at someone as ugly as Dan, or Hillary, or Helen Thomas.
Then all men (IDC SARC may be an exception to this statement though) will have issues with hardness and changing that requires pills or something…
Oh wait, you were talking about a different type of hardening. I do apologize.
(Snorts with laughter, scares cat)
How do Bubba and Thor find Dan in the dark? It isn’t hard.
*POW!*, right in the kisser!
The only way this dipshit can get hardened is with a handful of popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape.
FUCK YOU DANNY BITCH
Hardened or hard one?
There is not enough vigara to harden one part of Dan Bernath and not enough petroleum jelly to loosen another part of him.
When you get that old, and are that stupid, nothing is going to change.
He is going to continue to blame everyone but himself for this, and when released, we can expect to see more of the same behavior from him.
I heard some place that as time goes by, whatever you are like becomes more and more prominent behavior.
For example, if you decide to do stupid things when you’re younger because you think you can get away with it, you do even stupider things when you get older, and you still can’t get away with it.
The consequences are worse, however, especially if you’re an old gasbag of some kind.
Maybe he and the sLuRpEr can write a book called “Wha Hoppend,” and go on a book tour.
Yep…they can fly to each book signing. One of these clowns can’t read a gas gauge and the other got arrested for flying while intoxicated! And then the SlUrP could freefall into the bookstore!
What do you have against innocent cornfields?
I don’t know, but I’ve been told, a cellmate will do some pretty sketchy things for a pack of smokes….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPoit_51ac4
Ten -hours-???? OCD indeed.
It’s the closest I could find to what I have been thinking. I also found 10 hours of sitcom laugh track…
I am shocked … never saw this coming!
And the rest of the story has yet to be told!
I’m still waiting for a signed manuscript copy of the book.
Please oh please don’t make us wait for the tales of your nefarious activities conducted in secret.
I cannot wait to hear/read.
BZ MCPO
fuck this pos. long time lurker, first post in 5+ years of faithful reading 3 times a week. (retired navy with 10 deployments on 18 ships). may his camera and asshole SHUTTER at the thoughts of penetration (however slight…ucmj ref) at the thought of bubba, thor, jesus, et al, jamming it in his worthless fake ass.
Well, good.
The wheels of justice may grind slowly, but they are inexorable.
We can hope for a case where he truly sees the light and quits his madness.
Alternatively, he could act up while incarcerated and have time added on.
I thought I smelled some Karma when i got up this morning…
According to a call I just got, Bernath was trying to get the judge to delay this by demanding a competency hearing. The bailiff responded by telling him to remove his shoelaces, belt and tie. He’s going to get his competency hearing in his jail cell in Virginia.
Jonn,
Please see my post below with info from the Chesapeake Circuit Court.
Mental Examination is set for 10 October 2017.
Oh, sweet, sweet schadenfreude!
I can see it now…he’ll be babbling about the “Stolen Valor Mafia” and the “Valor Vultures” and talking about being persecuted. Yeah, that won’t end well for him. Also, is it possible that the person doing the examination will research this old coot online? That can certainly bring up stuff that this racist, misogynistic motherfucker would probably want to stay well hidden! Here’s hoping…
You mean like his manifold anti-Semitic rants? OY VEY, I wonder if this is one of many stints in jail for that furshlugginer faygala of a fercoct khnyoct, the SHMENDRIK!
Maybe it will be a female shrink.
That would be epic!
Another smooth move Ex-Lax moment from the legal mind that brought you rustling bushes and exploding coconuts.
A normal person would have learned to STFU well before this point, but Danny-boi just can’t help himself!
Enjoy the treats coming your way, Dan. God knows you deserve them.
Happy Birthday, Danny BOI!!!!!!!!!
More like “HAPPY BIRTHDAY you fercoct SCHMUCK!”.
Ahhh…the sweet smell of justice!
Now, Daniel Bernath has a title that he can use that he has well and truly EARNED…..
INMATE!
Wow, that sounds fucking awesome!
Isn’t there also the title ‘Convict’?
Wait…
Dan Bernath already has a well earned title….shithead.
That’s true, but INMATE is OFFICIAL!
INMATE Daniel Bernath, you have a visitor in Reception.
Yeah, right. Like anyone would visit that rat faced fuck!
Dullass would, and he would try to smuggle some Mad Dog into the jail.
Knowing the SlUrP, the bottle would either be empty or contain a warm, yellow liquid substance.
Well, he must have done something quite spectacular in the courtroom today, because not only has his bond been revoked and he’s been thrown into a jail cell, he’s also due back in the Chesapeake Circuit Court for a MENTAL EVALUATION on 10 October 2017. There was also a pre-trial motion that was made on his behalf today which was granted; looks like he might now be trying to play an “insanity” defense.
For details, you can search for him by name here:
http://wasdmz2.courts.state.va.us/CJISWeb/MainMenu.do
(Perhaps someone with better computer skills than mine can post a screen shot of today’s results from that website?)
At least he wont be legally carrying his pistol around anymore.
Well, he might still be able to do that. I believe his offenses here are misdemeanors vice felonies. Other than domestic violence, misdemeanors don’t generally DQ someone from lawful firearms possession.
However: if he’s adjudged mentally incompetent, I’m pretty sure that’s a different story.
We all know he’s mentally incompetent, hopefully the court appointed psychologist acknowledges same and calls him crazy as a rat in a coconut so we can breathe a little easier.
Gun owners like him are the reason the left can whine about gun control so much.
Think he’s got an active restraining order, Hondo. He best not be packing. (Fudge? YES! Weapons? no…)
Sorry, that should read: MENTAL EXAMINATION
An insanity defense may succeed. He can do his time in a padded cell.
Not just that, a criminal conviction sentence is finite while one can be held in a Mental Hospital indefinitely until they are deemed fit to be released and given his behavior and actions over the past few years…
And, in most states, days held in a mental facility don’t count against any sentence, unless the sentence is guilty, but mentally ill.
And having been involuntarily committed to a Psychiatric Facility gets one forbidden from owning firearms and ammunition just like a felony conviction.
And what happens with ‘guilty but mentally ill’ is time in the state-run mental hospital until deemed fit to serve the sentence, and then it’s back to jail.
So this means he loses his VA disability compensation, too, doesn’t it?
That’s if he was really getting it.
Once you’re “housed” in a government facility, you lose your disability compensation during the time you are a guest.
So yes, he will be losing whatever he was getting, if he was getting anything.
Well, what do you know, something he doesn’t have to pose as – jailbird
Hell probably find a way to fuck that up, too.
Bwahahahaha. He is stupid enough to drag a cup across the bars and yell “Screw, where’s the Screw”
DEFINITELY NSFW…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnrMhYjGUpU
OH, I almost forgot. I have some popcorn that needs to be used. Is there going to be a video of the proceedings for us? (I don’t have a subscription to the Shipleys’ site.)
Popcorn? This news calls for a steak dinner!
Already had one and, after a rough week at work, it really hit the spot. Now, onto some butter pecan ice cream. Gee, I wonder what they’re serving in the Chesapeake, VA lockup tonight?
If I was a dog, I’d be doing shoulder rolls of joy in celebration of Danni-boi’s Special Day!
Two weeks for a capacity hearing? Maybe they’re leaving room for detox or DTs.
I guess he couldn’t pull a Baker Act out of his trick bag as he defiled a different jurisdiction.
Correction… after re-reading the circuit court’s schedule, it appears that Mr. Pitiful will be appearing on Monday morning, October 2nd.
Ah well, Chesapeake is a beautiful place at this time of the year, most of the year, for that matter. This is almost like a weekend seminar for inmate Bernath.
Does anyone know if his counsel appeared today? If he did, here’s hoping he’s working from retainer.
Any of the IDCs have some “ointment” they can send to Danni? ROTF! He might need some penicillin before he gets a deep intramuscular injection from a jail-house ‘doctor’.
Damn shame if the Commonwealth of Virginia experienced a government shutdown all of a sudden. Most people never consider what a burden that can be on citizens awaiting a court proceeding.
I’m going to notify RadioShack so that he can still get his battery of the month at his new address.
You may want to try a different store.
Radio Shack is as functional as Bernutless. They go good together. Neither can complete a deal.
Yep, his lawyer was last seen picking up Bernath’s wardrobe from his hotel room and turning in his rental car. He didn’t appear happy, I’m told.
Well bless his little heart 🙂
He probably looked unhappy because he just found out that Dirt Dart Danny’s last check didn’t clear.
That or he was thinking, “All that time in college for this?”
Would that include that heavily “altered” set of CPO blues he was pictured in? Those should adorn a manikin in the TAH poser museum…classic!
I wonder if he isn’t saying “WHAT was I thinking when I decided to take him as a Client?” to himself?
DMSO combined with some nasty pepper extract is totally not a thing.
Purely figment of the imagination type stuff.
😉
Especially if I were that dog that got his paws duct taped together by this evil, sadistic cretin.
His insanity is in question here.
He is fully sane and I hope the justice system is not fooled.
Just be cause he says he is, does not make it so.
Nothing he says can be believed.
He won’t fool an experienced mental health professional.
We want him cleared and found sane.
The problem is that he is just unhinged enough in his words and actions to pull off an insanity plea. However, that is a double-edged sword for him. If he is found insane, then he could be immediately sent to an in-patient facility to live out his days without being able to file anymore frivolous lawsuits.
Maybe they’ll send him to Western State mental hospital near me…I’m not sure who is nuttier, the patients or the staff
Not Western State. That would be entirely too close to us. We already have our quote of squirrels around here.
quota vice quote
We need an edit function.
No, he is not unhinged. Far from it. Jeffrey Dahmer was unhinged.
Richard Speck and John Gacey were not, and neither was Ted Bundy.
The girls who tried to stab a classmate to death to please “Slenderman” a couple of years ago have been judged to be mentally ill and will be spending the remainder of their lives in a state-run mental ward.
Bernath merely thinks that he’s smarter than everyone and can outclever everyone, but he forgets that his activity is all available in documented form, such as videos.
And anyway, he’s not that good an actor.
Richard Speck. If I never have to see or hear his name again, I can die a happy man.
If any waste of human flesh should have been made DRT while being apprehended, it was him.
May the Barbed Cock of Satan continue to ream his asshole for all eternity.
WELL!! All I can say is neener, neener, neener.
What will he ask for next – a continency hearing?
Dang!!! That was mighty funny!
I’m sure it would be a right pisser
This just in: per the State Bar of California, Daniel A. Bernath IS STILL DISBARRED!
If anyone is interested, the reason why may be found here.
It also appears that yet another judge has decided to give DAB a well-deserved “kutomba wewe” shout-out.
Yo, Danni-boi:
Too bad, so sad
Sucks to be you
Received your due
Courts said, “Screw You . . .
. . . and the horse you rode in on.”
https://cldn0.fiverrcdn.com/fiverr/t_delivery_medium/t_smartwm/deliveries/42196641/original/t-shirts_ws_1464994641.jpg
(Note: linked image is possibly NSFW and also is not recommended around prudes, clergy, or children.)
Hope being a world-class jerk was all worth it, fella. Enjoy – especially that “quality time” with the good fellows in Chesapeake.
And enjoy that brand-new title of “Inmate”, too.
Hey, hey, hey…
The horse was found not guilty.
Disbarred, convicted, and imprisoned: Daniel A. Bernath hits a well-deserved trifecta.
He did this to himself. If he’d just manned up when initially confronted with his photoshop deception, we’d have quickly forgotten him, and he’d still be a free, disreputable member of the California bar. Instead, his assholish bravado did him in.
A lesson that he never learned, that he’d swear by if he were ever a Chief:
‘If you KNOW you’re the smartest guy in the room, or the toughest guy in the pit, you are setting yourself up for the big fall.’
Amen.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
We all get the fucking ????????
/jelly or syrup you cock ass gobbler!!!!
On this auspicious evening I am overriding the TAH Robert’s Rules of Order and posting the Daniel A. Bernath Wall of Insults®™
Eat A Giant Jail Cock You Fucking BITCH!!!
Wall of Insults®™
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!!
Daniel A. Bernath , is NOT a Navy CPO, IS a GIANT PHONEY, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, moron, Poodle Raper, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, baby cave, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, ax wound drippings ,terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) is a LIAR, a FAKE, a FRAUD, a giant BITCH and an ALL AROUND WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT AND PAIN IN TAH’S ASS for WAY too long, INMATE BITCH!!!, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of Siberian and stack of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
Here endith the lesson. (for Now Danny Boy!)
/ is it wrong I have a bit of a boner?!?!?!
That comment could melt a snowflake at 10 meters.
Holy shit!
KA-BOOM! Target hit dead center!
Justified.
(The chubby too..)
I was there and watched it happen when Judge Brown said he was revoking his bond Bernath just slumped down in his Chair!!!
Maybe I was there, maybe I wasn’t.
Well, New Years was just the other day…so there is that. Meanwhile, this schmendrick is going to be hating his life.
May all of his time in jail and court be as nice for him as he has been to everyone else.
We don’t want it to be that nice…we want it to be much worse.
MY sentiments exactly, but that just seemed to be a good insult for the moment!
Stranger: I believe he has hated his life for quite some time. It’s not going to be something new.
Slumped? He slumped??? Well, ain’t that sad? (Not!)
Has anyone notified his wife that this might be her best time to get really scarce, leave his dumb ass, and try to regain some of her personal pride? And take the cat, dog, and other pets if there are any. Clean the damned house out, or stay and get a restraining order against him. He don’t own the house anyway.
Why leave, everything is already in her name due to his legal fuckery. All she needs to do is swear out a protective order and file the paperwork for a single-party divorce.
Yep, and being in jail will make it real easy to serve him with “papers”! There are so many upsides to this, I don’t think we can categorize them all. But, I’m sure we’ll try!
It’s THE PERFECT TIME for her to do so, but I wonder if DAB has mentally and psychologically abused her to the point where she is afraid to? IMHO he is a heavy duty and hardcore obsessive manipulator, his antics and tactics with those who he has taunted over the years display that so thus I have an opinion/hypothesis that he has abused her as well.
From what I’ve seen/heard from others, how he treats her and how she acts in public, his abuse in almost certainly real.
Yes, but Florida is a communal property state, which makes the rules different. On the other hand, he never reimbursed some of us for attorney’s fees as requested last year, so perhaps this would be a good time to ask for that request to be fulfilled.
But what do I know?
The only way you will get your fees reimbursed is if you obtain a money judgment against him and have a writ of execution levied against a bank account or some other non-exempt asset. Florida has an unlimited homestead exemption for homes, that is partly why all the fraudsters and deadbeats live there.
My range time this evening will be especially fun. I will have DAB written across the face of the target, trying to cut the “A” away. Life is good.
I suggest something NFA with a selector switch..
Bubba: Hi, my name is Bubba, and I’ll be your cellmate.
DAB: My name is Daniel Bernath, but most people call me Chief:
Bubba: Well, Chief, I call my penis The Enterprise.
DAB: Why do you call it The Enterprise?
Bubba: Because it’s about to boldly go where no man has gone before.
“Holy shit, wowza, you need a training wheel for that thing! Mr Bubba, may I stretch a bit first, sir?”
I hear Bubba’s other nickname is “Kickstand” . . . .
Other address Bubba as “Mr. Tripod”…
*Cell door slams shut*
Cellmate: Tight in here, gonna be like we’re married, you wanna be the husband or wife?
Bernathian: HUSBAND!!!
Cellmate: Fine, now GET OVER HERE and suck your wife’s dick, BITCH!!
OH HAPPY DAY!
EVERYONE….
Jonn,
You have done “God’s” work on this.
Be at Peace this evening.
A Herculean Task to be certain.
Yeah, well, I have Bucklew’s lawsuit on Monday.
You’ve got my email. If there’s anything I can do to help with Bucklew, drop me a line and set up voice comms for a chat.
With Bucklew, it’s personal for me.
Light his ass up.
Please let me know if you’re still allowed cigars, Jonn.
Oh, goodness me. Bernath has seriously stepped on his penis this time. OK, all of this is now evidence that Bernath is not mentally competent, requires permanent professional guardianship of the person, permanent professional conservatorship of the estate, and to be domiciled permanently in a medical security facility in which he may play with some toys or with himself as he likes, without bothering any other persons whatsoever, be those persons the Shipley family, the Lilyea family, or others who could live without this drama king.
I’m still waiting for the fat lady to sing.
The fat lady will not sing until Buttbath flatlines and a nurse pulls a sheet over his face.
He is a bitter twisted fuck who will use every dirty trick he can to get at people.
I foresee him filing numerous complaints while incarcerated, and even filing outside lawsuits.
“Heavy” Chevy will be here momentarily.
That fat lady lives, and you need to know that.
Time time line may be skewed, but the outcome will be the same.
Good to know.
We must all be patient.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*cough* *cough*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Rustle Rustle*
Motherfucker!
Probably the best comment so far.
LMFAO
But…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8
The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.
Nothing is over by a long shot.
Dave…yes…as was once said, revenge is a dish best served cold….
Samurai Proverb adopted by Teamguys and other SOF/SF:
(paraphrased from Japanese) ‘After a victory, tighten your helmet straps.’
I am a very compassionate man and my compassionate part is saying we should pity this guy and not find any joy in this event. But you know, fuck this guy and my compassionate side!
Good job and congrats to the SCPO, Jonn and all concerned. He deserves no pity, no quarter and let this be a warning to other low lifes.
Hopefully, wherever PH1 Sheppard is at right ow, he saw the proceedings go down and is smiling…
No doubt. He was the original wronged party in this whole episode and, though I never knew the man, from the accounts of those here who did, he was an honorable man. Here’s hoping PH1 Sheppard can rest a bit easier knowing that Bernath got at least a part of what he had coming to him for the various and sundry wrongs he has committed.
Hey, wait!
We’ve been screwing up throughout this entire thread. None of us has ended our posts with “Over”.
*OVER*
Well, since it was I who documented that: OVER!
Thank you, Master Chief. That was my little hat tip to you.
And we have documented much more too.
DAB’s smelly little birds are coming home to roost.
All of them.
I can’t wait to hear the next installment and may Bernath’s time in court as well as in confinement be as nice for him as he has been to everyone he’s messed with.
((((OVER))))
The only thing that could have made this better is if Danny would have accused the judge of being Hondo!
??
Could still happen
Or little old aggravating ME, Bernath has accused at least thirteen innocent men of being me and in a Disqus thread he said it was all my fault because I wouldn’t voluntarily surrender my true identity to him.
((((OVER))))
Ham sammich has been prepared and delivered.
The fat lady is warming up.
BAM?!! September is “good news day”. I got a phone call, (at 10:30 EST), telling me that STOLEN VALORIST KYLE CHRISTOPHER BARWAN has been arrested and will be transported to Florida. I will sleep well tonight.
Damn… two TAH shitbirds in the can yesterday!!!
I’m so happy I think I tinkled myself a tiny bit
😀
Incredibly good news, Frankie. And a beautiful weekend it is! You’ve been a major Pain In His Ass every step of the way. Every where he runs, every where he hides. Outstanding job!
I’m just glad my name isn’t Daniel Bernath or STOLEN VALORIST KYLE CHRISTOPHER BARWAN.
Frankie Cee and PoPo keep STOLEN VALORIST KYLE CHRISTOPHER BARWAN awake at night. (Mostly Frankie Cee, though, I would assume.)
(Over!)