From our friends at The Duffel Blog, the truth about Don Shipley;
The commander, James Schmidt, has served in a number of fake SEAL Teams throughout his career, and left the service of stolen valor as a Lance Colonel. He graduated from BUD/S class 6991 in Pensacola, Fla.
“I put in a FOIA request and tracked down all of Shipley’s supposed ‘claims’ about being in the SEAL teams,” Schmidt told reporters while holding a military DD-214 document. “You know, all these extravagant stories about being involved in ops all over the world. The records show that’s literally zero percent bullshit.”
Don emails to TAH;
It’s tough being me… The constant hot chicks, the constant medical professionals wanting me to submit to studies about my hair, and the constant Army whining I get about you guys being represented by movies like Forest Gump and Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin.
Thanks to Greg for TDB link.
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15 responses to “The Duffel Blog; Don Shipley “outed””
Don’s hair is so hard, it cuts itself.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
“Zero percent bullshit”. NICE!
Don Shipley’s hair has designed a fix for Obama Care. In a recent interview Don Shipley’s hair said, “I would rig Obama Care with plenty of C4 and det cord and detonate … There you have it … fixed. Hot chicks love explosions!”
Love the Duffelblog.
Dag. shipley is out of the closet? Is that what this means? Does his wife know? Is his hair, at least, straight? Don’t tell me. I couldn’t take it if his hair is fit for a queen too.
He must shampoo with “Body on Tap”
http://youtu.be/bNSCPod_Khk
That is a great BIG head of hair Don is sporting. I think like Superman, he has to expose himself to Kryptonite to cut it.
Don Shipley’s hair refused to obey the order “Fall out”.
Wait….I have a serious question here: Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris’ s beard and Don Shipley’s hair? I just need to know!
Shipley is NOT a bedwetter… 🙂
It’s tough being me… The constant hot chicks, the constant medical professionals wanting me to submit to studies about my hair, and the constant Army whining I get about you guys being represented by movies like Forest Gump and Goldie Hawn in Private Benjamin.
No sh1t Chief Shipley, you get Charlie Sheen and Michael Biehn, we get Pauly Shore and Andy Dick…what the hell?
@11
We also got Bill Murray and Harold Ramis, who taught everyone the Do Wah Diddy Diddy cadence.
Mustang … You know the answer.
There would be no fight … Don Shipley’s hair alone would scare that crap out of the Norris beard and it would run!
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@13 – I don’t know if that’s how it would go down but I’m actually afraid that they’d get together and take over the world!
I hope Don’s wife didn’t read the part about all of the hot chicks. Of course, his hair would defend him to the end