Well, yesterday came out exactly 50/50. With almost a 1,000 votes, they are seperated by less than 30. Who says every vote doesn’t count.
Before we can move on to the inevitable Jonathan Sharkey walk off win in our second tourney, let’s close this one out. Who will it be, the Soup, or the Ballduster.
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17 responses to “The Ballduster Strikes Back: Final Day of Voting in the Jesse MacBeth Stolen Valor FINALS”
Soup’s punishment is being who and what he is. Anyone who’s stepfather wasn’t born till he was in Junior High, and can’t pass a pre-employment background check sin’t worth the time or the effort. Ballduster is actively running around at the inauguration gala for Houston’s new mayor, that’s an insult to any actual veterans that were there, and he sore in need of the public correction such an award would provide.
The nanny-goat chin pubes alone should ensure a win!
Ballduster it is, FTW!
I think there should be two prizes given for this: the Jesse MacBeth trophy and the “Matthis Chiroux, Non-combat, Never Infantry Badge” which is a Peanut Buster Parfait surrounded by a wreath and bears the words “Dairy Queen of Battle: Swallow Me”
I am not a flip flopper even though Soup is going to loose I am still voting for him.
BD!!!
Soup should win, if ballduster does its just another victory mark in the book for the fat cat 1%ers and officers everywhere.
I would tremble for a nation where Soup represented more than 1%.
To the bitter end … SOUP!
SOUP!!!! Look at that frigging uniform!
Ballduster……
Soup!!!!!!!!!
I have to go with BD. Soup is just a sad little skidmark on the boxers of mediocrity.
BTW, everytime I see someone with a goatee, I can’t help but laugh a little and think, “Ballduster McSoulpatch”…
Soup is making a comeback, but I still went with Ballduster.
Ballduster all the way.
Look at his elegant goatee looking like the tip of his pubes. That lustful gaze. That open mouth expecting some treats.
No contest.
Soup. He is the craziest, douchiest, ballsiest impostor in history
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