Our friends North of the Border send us their work on Daniel Donald Lafontaine.
Of particular concern to us, his claim of being held, along with a Corporal as a “hostage” by the Serbs for 31 days in 1995.
SVC is well aware of hostage incidents involving Canadians that occurred in the UN’s Bosnia-Herzegovina Command including those involving Canadian Army units in Bosnia (GT 12e RBC, RCD BG, 3 R22eR and Canadian UN Military Observers) over the course of the UN Protection Force mission.
There is no open source evidence that CF personnel were held in excess of one month by any of the warring factions. However, given the press coverage of actual hostage events, it’s difficult to believe there’s absolutely no record of the event Lafontaine describes…
This guy was sporting the fake POW type of claim. The lowest of the low. He also claimed a bunch of other stuff and its too early for me to start drinking anything from Unibroue, my universal translator lube. Stolen Valour Canada did an outstanding job on this case. Please give it a read HERE.
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45 responses to “Stolen Valour Canada presents Oh Danny Boy! – Master Corporal Daniel (Fon Fon) Lafontaine CD”
A truly “Phildoesque” dude.
Maggot.
I have never understood why someone would falsely claim to have surrendered.
…..for the Serbian women, 2/17?? 😉
https://easterneuropeantravel.com/serbian-women/
Works for me. Where do I surrender?
Didn’t even make it past the 4th poster. Hey if Sky and 2/17 turned their muskets upside down, why would I want to be the hero? Wonder if they’d like to share a few military secrets?
The pipes are callin
I don’t speak French but the comments are fun to read anyway. Somehow I understand what is being said.
Yeah, after croissant, I’m lost. In fact, I’m lost on croissant. I pronounce it cross ant.
Oh. I also know Oui (girly magazine)and bonjour, which I Robot just corrected for me. I always want to put an s on the end.
Here ya go 2/17…how to correctly pronounce the word “croissant”…….or you could just ask for a donut. (smile)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlvfXixQm4
OMG! I know she’s serious, but I was laughing my ass off. Gimme a f’n donut!
Damn cross ant looks like a bloated crab. I ain’t eatin’ that.
I was thinkin Jumbo Shrimp
It’s properly pronounced ‘cwah-sonnt’. And just to be clear, les Crapeaux stole it from the Austrians.
She’s a bimbo, but you guys can have fun watching her bite, chew and swallow that thing, which, when properly served, is warm with butter oozing out of it.
Now I’m hungry.
Let’s see, if it’s filled with garlic infused, sauteed in butter oozing shrimp and crab, would that make it a Canuk po-boy?
Speaking of languages, I can whistle Yankee Doodle Dandy in 32 different dialects.
Speaking of garlic, The Russian and I were in Sam’s yesterday, looking for new coffee varieties (none) and 15 pound bags of huge white potatoes for $6.98, among other things. Sam’s was giving out freebies on nearly every aisle. We got a small grilled cheese sandwich and instead of the bread coated in the usual butter, it was coated in garlic butter. Folks, it may have been the closest to Heaven we could have been while remaining on Earth. Problem is a one pound tub of the garlic butter was $8.98, waaaaay too much for something I can make in my own kitchen for a fraction of the price. Really great.
Never put garlic bread in the toaster.
I don’t get the honor vest. Is it some sort of Native Canadian theme?
It’s a keepsake from his POW days. He surrendered to a tribe of Serbian Indians.
That explains the suede fringe for shedding of tears.
Yeah, he’s a Native.
Is that Elizbeth Warrens lil brother from the rez/casino?
He does have high cheekbones…
If only he didn’t try so hard to be such an incredible moron….
I don’t think he has to try, it appears to be a natural gift.
I’m thinking maybe the getup is the Canadian version of a leather biker vest. He does have some medals and other trinkets, but I don’t see the obligatory POW/MIA Patch and there isn’t a dog to be seen and no chopper, either. So, I’m calling bullshit. If he had tried only a little harder, he maybe could have pulled it off, but he put too little effort into his poser act. Too bad. Better men and women than him have tried and failed. Maybe he stole the regalia from the Indian who took him captive. Worth a thought.
Cocksuckeur
Le BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Le Shack!!
Yay, another Canuck POSer, but stealing Injun in addition to obscure POW fakery.
He should get together with faux warren! 😉
Isn’t this him in this interview?
https://youtu.be/Ydaa6iGm6mg
You are correct.
Just hearing his voice fills me with rage.
Dances with squirrels.
Nice one!
‘Suffers From Syphilis’
“Walking Turkey” meaning a bird too full of shit to fly!
“Two Dogs Fucking”
Great, classic Canadian album that is
FWIW: he’s not kidding.
Tent flap lifter
So it appears that MC Daniel Lafontaine, formerly of the Canadian Forces, did lie and embellish his military service for reasons known only to himself. By this action, he became a lying embellisher that stands in the blood of warriors who gave their all in the name of freedom. Google Hit for you Cup Cake. May the spirits of all brave honorable Canadian Soldiers haunt you into eternity. Piece of Shit!
Where’s Sgt. Preston and Yukon King.
HEY Daniel Donald Lafontaine, TAKE OFF, HOSER!!!
He sometimes uses an alias, Carl LaFong
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=LaFong&view=detail&mid=412059890F0C0F206E09412059890F0C0F206E09&FORM=VIRE
Canajun’…eh ?
What’s the Quebecois term for ” mega bling bling ”
Lived in Montreal for a year..what a fantastic city!
CAPT Bones USN (ret)