Stolen valor wedding

You Marines are going to love these two guys, the wedding couple dressed as stylized Marine four-star generals; “The couple wore military designed Nehru jackets accented with officer eagle globe and anchor collar insignia, gold eagle buttons, four star epaulettes…”

But President Obama sent his congratulations, so they have that going for them;

Thanks to Mary at Fake Warriors for the heads up.

Comments

115 responses to “Stolen valor wedding”

  1. MCPO SPEW ALERT

    How did this conversation turn GAY? I thought we were questioning the unauthorized and FABULOUS use of Marine Corps uniform items.

    Just curious!

    Oh one other thing …

    I got a hold of the note President Obama sent to these two fashion queens. It reads in part:

    “On behalf of the American people, the White House Staff, Michelle, and I … we want to wish you a happy … ah … and hope that you are blessed with many little … ah … and we really enjoyed your wedding outfits that were inspired by the the United States Marines Corpses.”

    Note: Political Satire based on true events. Not intended to offend, bully, harrass, shame, belittle, fold, spindle, or mudilate any one person and/or groups of persons.

  2. Ex-PH2

    It’s halftime. LSU 6 FL 0

    If they keep running that Marine Corpse recruiting ad, I’m gonna go down to the recuiter’s orifice and sign up.

  3. JP

    @97…

    I’ve never understood how one can take one up the rear repeatedly and enjoy it, but be so “butthurt” over name calling and slurs.

    Maybe there are some people here who are anti-gay….BFD…that’s their choice of opinion and they have every right to it, whether it’s offensive to some or not. Personally I’m not anti-gay but I reserve my right to make fun of (but not limited to): gays, straights, bis, trannies, whites, blacks, oranges, magentas, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Scientologists, etc.

    Seriously dude…drink water. You’ll be ok.

  4. Nik

    Hey Ex-PH2, you heard Navy beat Air Force today, right?

  5. MCPO SPEW ALERT

    Their special wedding was entitled:

    “The Regal Wedding – The Love Experience”

    When Susanna and I got married our wedding was entitled:

    “NO ONE IS INVITED – COCKTAILS AT THE GREEN PARROT”

  6. Anonymous

    Ben, please go away.

  7. MCPO SPEW ALERT

    @ JP what about the Irish, short people, and those who have dixlexeyea?

  8. 2-17 AirCav

    @100.

    “…my dress size and my bra size and I can hand it right back to everyone of them.” Watch those indefinite pronouns!

  9. JP

    @MCPO

    Sorry, I left them out. I must be a bigot! haha

  10. Ex-PH2

    @Nik — No, I did not! Thank you! Couldn’t find that game anywhere.

  11. MCPO SPEW ALERT

    JP … let’s not forget pig and chicken farmers!

  12. Ex-PH2

    Final score LSU 6 Florida 14

    And, JP, let’s not forget those of us who are NOT vegetarians.

  13. MCPO SPEW ALERT

    Ok … What would Jesus say?

    Their poetic wedding theme was:

    “Jesus is Love – And Love Conquers All”

    When Susanna and I got married our romantic and touching theme was:

    “In New York State – What’s mine is yours and yours is mine.”

  14. SFC Holland

    @59 Favorite comment thus far.

    Imperial wedding indeed.

  15. OWB

    NOW you tell me. Our wedding was supposed to have a title? And a theme??