Step Hahn; phony Green Beret

The folks at Guardians of the Green Beret got their website set up finally after getting booted from their Facebook page and I was perusing their site when I came across this fellow, Step Hahn, whom I’d never seen before, so I snagged their work on him.

Apparently, he’d stolen a photo from Soldiers’ Magazine and captioned it to be a photo of himself;

The photographer says that it wasn’t Hahn;

According to his records, he left active duty a decade before the GWOT, and he left the Guard in early 2001, so he couldn’t have been in AFghanistan to take the picture, and he wasn’t a medic or special forces trained, or airborne trained;

When the folks at Guardians of the Green Beret contacted Hahn, he bravely shut down his Facebook page. So, he’s out there somewhere.

Comments

26 responses to “Step Hahn; phony Green Beret”

  1. IDC SARC

    He was a fukking Combat Engineer? WTF is wrong with just saying he was a combat engineer?

    1. Hondo

      Doesn’t sound “high speed BAMF” enough to civilians, IDC SARC.

    2. Club Manager

      Actually, I think it was being identified as an Engineer. Son-in-law was a college engineer grad but wore Chemical Corps insignia I guessed to avoid the stigma of being associated with engineers. I though what a dumb ass since retirement demands for engineers are more than for chem types. Go figure.

  2. Claw

    Same SFQ Class as Colt Bulot, right?

    1. IDC SARC

      battle buddies, no doubt

      1. HMCS(FMF) ret

        Rump ridin’ rangers at the local ghey bar…

  3. Jeffro

    Yet another with perfectly good service who urinates in their cheerios.

    1. 1610desig

      Dogs urinate on him passed out in a city park…dude needs to throttle back on the Old English 800

  4. HMCS(FMF) ret

    I’m guessing that as a SPECIAL FECES WARRIOR, STEP HAHN is an expert at manhole inspecting and taint tickling…

    Cocksucker

    1. Mick

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

      1. Fjardeson

        Shack!

  5. Green Thumb

    Dude looks like a C-rate bad gay porn actor.

    Maybe he is?

    Tool.

    1. Yef

      I would never have guessed that you watch gay pr0n. But hey, is a Brave New World.

      1. Green Thumb

        I am transitioning.

        I do like the fact you are thinking.

        To not do so would give 11B’s a bad name.

        1. Yef

          Thinking is overrated. I just use auto-correct and self-generate to post comments.
          And google translate.

  6. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

    So Hahn’s went Solo in his endeavor to be a phony Green Beret. Well, I’ve got to Hahn’d it to him for his try.

    1. Green Thumb

      Dude looks like he can work that “hand” being the dumpster for a few bucks….

  7. 26Limabeans

    Cute little chipmumk smile.

    1. Toasty Coastie

      It is rather ass-tastic isn’t it? Maybe some Swamp Donkey will find him and smash out those freaking chicklets.

    2. A Proud Infidel®™

      He looks like a purple and pink velvet lounge lizard, especially with that meat gazer’s stare.

  8. Ex-PH2

    Well, here’s another one I don’t get. If he wanted to be part of that, why not just re-up?

    1. IDC SARC

      Aversion to the realities of the arduous nature of the pipeline training I would imagine..it’s a fukking marathon

      1. Graybeard

        And the posers are not up for more than a 10′ dash – to the fridge for more beer during the commercial.

  9. Old 1SG, US Army (retired)

    OK… combat engineer, military police, Missouri Guard, throw in a couple of tours of duty in Ferguson, MO dodging Molotov cocktails… and there you have it, a fully qualified SF soldier…

  10. MrBill

    I’d say he managed to Step Hahn his dick.

  11. cato

    He “is” special, just not Special Forces.
    But, he self-identifies as one in his own mind.