Australian The Age reports that there’s a youngster in custody there by the name of Sevdet Ramadan Besim who had planned to bomb ANZAC Day activities with a kangaroo which had been packed with explosives and painted with an ISIS flag.
Mr Besim is accused of planning to run over, then behead, a police officer.
Federal police allege Mr Besim and a person overseas had been in a series of communications in the lead-up to the alleged plot for Anzac Day.
Mr Besim allegedly said he was “ready to fight these dogs on there [sic] doorstep” in online communications with the person overseas, according to court documents.
“I’d love to take out some cops,” Mr Besim is alleged to have said.
“I was gonna meet with them then take some heads ahaha.”
Ha-ha-ha, mfer. I wonder if he even put a thought into the mechanics of putting explosives into a living kangaroo – and then being able to deploy that weapon effectively. Moron. He was arrested in April, but entered a not guilty plea in court yesterday.
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28 responses to “Sevdet Ramadan Besim and his kangaroo bomb”
It sounds like that boy got his brains completely reamed out of his head on more than one “Man-love Thursday” night. Oh well, his jailhouse cell block has another “Goat boy”!
Clown was “the fat bottomed boy” that experienced some “joy” from his Islamic friends….
These vermin are evil! There has been enough screwing around, we need a “bounty” on the bas-ards and eliminate each and everyone of them, make this a better world!
He was going to put explosives in a Kangaroo and paint it the ISIS colors? Then he was going to let it loose and said kangaroo would go where he wanted? Hmmmmm, Good Plan, Einstein! Yeah, wild animals will always do what you want them to. To quote the Great Bugs Bunny, What a Maroon! This has got to be the Best/Stupidest plan I have ever heard!
What the Hell is up with this clown wanting to use ‘roos as a bomb? What in the Hell did the ‘roo do to him? Jeezuz!!!
I hope the Aussie version of Thor, Bubba, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” get a hold of him for a good long time…. dorking him in the squeakhole to the tune of “Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport”.
Well, this ‘roo might be ready to take care of the terrorist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQTwvongCE
(Warning: video clip is definitely NSFW/clergy/prudes/children. But it’s funny as hell.)
I saw a donkey bomb once in Iraq. But this is a new one. Was he going to fill the pouch with explosives and hope no one noticed? Not to mention, kangaroos are f’n bastards. It probably would have kicked his ass just for fun.
Kangaboom?
Don’t’cha just love it…?
Maybe he got his inspiration from here.
Love Iowahawk and his Zarkman stories… some piss your pants funny shit…
Or maybe from here:
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/12/zarkman_live.html
Check the 10:17 CST entry. (smile)
A better headline would have been this idiot getting beat to death by the kangaroo he tried to capture.
This should have been posted to Worldstar Hip Hop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs
??? (NSFW, for sure!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQTwvongCE
That could be a new twist for the DRG: the Kangaroo Cometh
There are three things that you don’t mess with in Australia. The first is ANZAC Day. The Aussies honor their lost fighting men like no other country, in my view. The second is beer. And the third is the roo. This dumb bastard managed to include two out of three in his plot. He is so screwed.
>arrested in April
April 1st would have been appropriate.
In order to get the explosives into the kangaroo, he’d probably have to tie it down, sport!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lofgud4wLLo
Kangaboom! That’s a gigglesnort all by itself.
Now we have a new word to add to the list of
‘he pulled a —‘ stoopid trixx.
I still remember the “boing!’ noise kangaroos in cartoons made when they jumped, I wonder how many “boings to the boom” that dunderbrained hadji thought he was going to get out of his plot?
Is he being tried in kangaroo court?
^^^AWESOME^^^^
Yes but the kangaroo court uses an actual supermax prison, so it all works out well.
ya put da bomb in da pouch of the joey
den yo trane da joey to hop to a cop
and dat is hou it werks
stipud
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That Aussie ‘Erb must be wikkid stuff. He could not have though that plan up while sober.
First 12 seconds. You will not be disappointed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek5h7Bqcg48
Dirka dirka DOUCHEBAG