Our Brothers north of the border send us their case on Sean Baldacchin or Sean Hilts as he sometimes likes to be called.
“I was a member of the reserves from 1988 to 1990 as a Private in the Toronto Scottish Regiment holding qualifications of Infantryman, Machine gunner, and Basic Parachutist.
I then joined the regular armed forces serving with the 1st Battalion of the Royal Canadian Regiment (1990 until discharged) with whom I earned the qualification of Basic and Master sniper, Infantry Section Commander and the rank of Master Corporal.
During a portion of my service in the armed forces I was attached to 3 Commando of the Canadian Airborne Regiment.
My overseas duties did include such tours as Lahr, Germany, Kuwait, Bosnia, Cambodia, Rwanda, Somalia (primarily Mogadishu).
I did mention to individuals that during my military service I was presented the opportunity to apply for a position with CISIS but refused. Although aspects of my military career and overseas duties have been deemed classified I have never been nor had I ever made the claim that I was an undercover sniper for the government.”
Baldacchin says that he was from an old-school mafia family. He was enlisted into the Canadian Army by his mother, at 15 years of age, to escape a manslaughter conviction.
He claimed that were still contracts out on his life so, he had to constantly conduct counter-surveillance drills to stay ahead of the mob!
- While in Kuwait, his patrol was ambushed by an Iraqi guard but, he managed to escape during transport,
- In Bosnia with the UN in 1992, he located and excavated a mass grave containing 1000 bodies,
- Due to a bomb blast in Cambodia, he missed his wedding date and he was married to his partner via satellite by a chaplain on base,
- His first wife was killed by a drunk driver while he was on exercise in Petawawa. Subsequently, his Chain of Command then forced him to go to Somalia a month later because of the emotional stress he was going through,
- He served in Mogadishu, Somalia until April 1994 as a member of the Canadian Airborne Regiment. Amazingly, the CAR redeployed to Canada in the Spring of 1993,
- Completed two tours in Rwanda 1994 and 1995. He witnessed the killing of male children & the assault and rape of mutilated women,
- On the third tour in Cambodia, he saw his best friend being killed.
It turns out that nobody in the Canadian Airborne Regiment ever heard of this guy. Its comforting to see they frown upon this kind of asshattery as much as we do. Disgusting claims that he witnessed the killing of male children & the assault and rape of mutilated women just make my ass itch.
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49 responses to “Sean Baldacchin, aka Sean Hilts was never in the Canadian Airborne Regiment”
Instead of YOUR ass itching, it should be HIS ass itching……with your size 12s up it.
(Sigh.) It’s not ‘my ass itches’!!!!! It’s ‘twitches!!!’ You people make my ass twitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXdTP-yG8t8
this guy Ballchinian was not in that regiment?
of course he wasn’t. The regiment never had more than 750 personnel at its height in the 1970’s…
But, I guess if you are going to go ballchinian, you should go full ballchinian…
Yep, I’m thinking this is a fellow who loves some balls on his chin, hence the scrotal tickler on his face.
Lying sacks of shit seem in no short supply these days.
And they always try to fit some “currently in kill mode” imagery as they dress up and walk around and run their cock holster mouths!
Indeed the guys yammering about what a bad ass they are tend to be the very guys who were never anything more than a sad, dumbass in reality.
“a sad, dumbass”….indeed….
a…………………….
ballchinian
By Golly…he does have a balda chin! 😉
Rockin the fu manchu, full sleeve tats, biker vest, beret AND he’s a poser? Colour me shocked.
He just needs to move to Florida and he will be set.
Easy on Florida Cptsmith, Every time I hear about one of these Floridian knuckle heads down here, I have to replace my under the kitchen sink water purifier so I don’t get what they have.
Just imagine how noisy it would be to be sitting near this ball tickler while he spouts off all of his bullshit.
When did Canada declare war on Cambodia? I really need to catch up on my current events/world History. Can’t be legit; no mirrored shades, no doodoo rag, no dog, no motorcycle. Sean Baldacchin aka Sean Hilts is apparently an embellishing faker, that didn’t even do such a good job of faking. Does have the bling, the vest, the tats, open cock holster, and a meat gazing stare going for him. Don’t think Don Corleone will let him sleep with his fishes. Does this faker add to the total Army wannabes vs Navy count for the week? Go Army! Beat Navy!
Balls-to-chin is apparently claiming he served with UNTAC (United Nations Transitional Authority Cambodia) during the 1990s. UNTAC was a UN peacekeeping force in Cambodia that kept apart the warring Khmer Rough remnants and the Hanoi-supported Cambodian regime Army until they can all form back into a united government and country. Many Australian and Canadian posers have claimed service in UNTAC to bolster their phony foreign service credentials and bona fides…
Another reason why every one should love this site. Proof again that there are no dumb questions. Can always count on the fellow dickweeds/dickweedeses helping to kick start my memory banks. Had forgotten about that little excursion when the peace loving peoples of The Viet of the Nam were helping the peace loving fractions of the Khmer Rogue (not to be confused with the Molin Rogue), do a little population control. Main thing I remember about the 90s; that was the decade in which the #1 Rapper was a white dude, the #1 golfer was a black dude, and Blow Job Willie finally went to Viet Nam.
The only thing he left out was being taken prisoner in Cambodia and being held in a Tiger Cage and forced to eat leeches to stay alive,
Hilts, Hilts? Wasn’t that Steve McQueen’s character name in “The Great Escape”?
The King of Cool at his coolest.
Hey, Sean BALDACCHIN! If you want to remain hidden from those mob guys who want you dead you might want to rethink this publicly claiming military honors thing.
Yeah, I know. You should be able to loudly broadcast lies about yourself and participate in lots of public ceremonies without hitmen noticing. Crazy, man.
Everyone loves the PathFinder badge.
But it does involve math. Lots of math.
So it is not for everyone.
I thought it just involved cutting the throats of everyone in the way on the “path.” Who knew? 🙂
He needs to change his name to “BallChinian”….
dammit…hit report instead of reply…sheesh
anyway, he is a ballchinian…his call sign is “slurper”
because…well, you know….
Nice…!!
Isn’t this him?
http://www.frontenacnews.ca/addington-news/item/707-harlowe-s-own-tattoo-parlour
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ya its the same tats at his elbow joint
This canuck is so full of shit he can outshit a moose in a shitting contest…
So has balls-to-chin ever done ANY service at all in the Canadian Defence Forces whatsoever?
Three tours in Cambodia. Way cool dude.
Sorry about your make believe friend getting killed but that’s the nature of make believe friends. They die in your arms but live forever in your head. I’ll bet his name was Fred. Dead Fred. Stuck in your head.
Are you sure it wasn’t Jud?
Poor Jud is dead, poor Jud Frye is dead. The daisies in the dell will give out a different smell because poor Jud is underneath the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmLw4Q4KaFI
Cocksuckeur
I see what you did there!?
Somebody tell this whackjob that the leather freak from the Village People called, and wants his facial hair returned NOW. In fact, they ALL want it returned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okp_A1HqY08
I’m sure he did do a ‘Tour’ in Cambodia……you know what I mean
Or….maybe a fan of the Kim Wilde song “Cambodia” from 1981 ( man, did this GI have some crazy dreams about her back then)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1wmRNGz8gM
They get really pissy about that up north, take off hey !!!
Looks like his model was Peaccock from the Devil’s Brigade. I hope Sean Ballstochin/Balderdash/Whatever sticks to the script. Peacock dies in the end.
Now that was a good motion picture; very loosely based on historical facts. Saw it on broadcast a little while back.
I wish they hadn’t killed old Peacock. He was the only Canadian I ever liked.
yep, one of my heroes and role models. IIRC he was Royal Navy in WWII. 1st Saw it @ Saturday Matinee, 25c and a Capitola Flour Token got you in the motion picture, co cola, popcorn, and a box of ju ju beans. Good Times, cheap dates.
How come he didn’t mention that he only had one lung from being gassed while in France serving in Princess Patrica’s light Infantry back in 1915 or 1916. No mention of that.
Mr Balls-on-chin’s Medallic Fuckery ™ is detailed on the SVC Blog.
http://www.stolenvalour.ca/index.php/2018/05/30/sean-baldacchin-is-he-canadas-most-decorated-un-soldier/
Love that “POSER” tab!
https://i2.wp.com/www.stolenvalour.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Screen-Shot-2017-07-11-at-7.26.39-AM.jpg?resize=768%2C476
I love that now that his SV fakery is exposed, he has reinvented himself as a fake First Nations native Canadian (Indian). Where have we seen this before? Looks like he has been inspired by Liawatha’s spirit animal.
Dude looks like he services two glory holes in stall three of his local Tim Hortons….his asshole pressed to one and his lips to another
… and of course he saw his best friend being killed. No bullshit story would be complete w/o one’s best friend being killed, usually in the bullshitter’s arms. A nice touch is the killing of children and maiming of women. This guy isn’t even trying. A Harley and mutt would be a bonus touch. Assholes such as him discredit true warriors, but that concept escapes turds such as him.
HEY Sean Baldacchin, TAKE OFF, HOSER!!!
Jacques Le Strap AKA Dudley Do-Wrong of the Great White North!
He looks hardcore. 🙂
Oh look this long haired guy with glasses hahs identical tattoos
http://www.frontenacnews.ca/addington-news/item/707-harlowe-s-own-tattoo-parlour
He is still posing on Facebook.https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13164378_10153426835731813_8049015040687990776_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=469562af8899bcf208c0e1aa256b7c60&oe=5C25991D