Our buddy, Don Shipley sends us this fellow, Robert Stephen Willey, who claims that he is a Navy SEAL. Just eight years ago, he was arrested in Florida for robbing a bank and for bad checks. He was a fugitive from justice out of Michigan at the time. Don busted him for pretending to be a SEAL in November 2016.
Mr Willey shows folks this sad-ass forged DD214 to make up for his lack of military service;
I don’t know where Lebanan, Beruit is, but it must be a dangerous place. Also, the dates for his dental exam is confirmed ten years after the discharge date. Another time traveler. Don also reminds us that the Navy uses stars for multiple awards and not oak leaves.
That 25-meter stare so prevalent among Navy SEALs plays to his advantage, though.
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89 responses to “Robert Stephen Willey is NOT a SEAL”
Bitch slap!!!
Nope. Shit splatters.
Definitely NOT a SEAL…….not even human
“the dates for his dental exam is confirmed ten years after the discharge date”
Looks like he never kept it.
‘Beirut’ AND ‘Lebanon’ are both spelled incorrectly.
Chuck Pfarrer would have known him if he was in Beirut.
Dont do meth,kids. Just say no
Word ^^^^^
A visual laxative
No shit.
Now I gotta poop.
“That 25 meter stare” – in his case, since he is staring in two directions simultaneously – does it count as a 50-meter stare?
Dang, that was mighty funny!
Thatās 1 yard Tweeker stare
Or
Spun-Ducky dash with the twitch all the way
BHWHAHAHAHAHA
That 25-meter stare so prevalent among Navy SEALs plays to his advantage, though.
OK, cops everywhere, please…when you pose them for the booking photo, don’t holler “Show me your war face!” However tempting it may be.
can’t promise anything, sorry. how else would you get the kicks when Jonn and Co throw ’em up in internet infamy?
Deadeye!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcgRaf38uCQ
The resemblance to our shitbird faker is striking.
One thing you can say for the Predator, at least he was the real deal and not homeless, anyway in the world of Hollyweird make believe.
“Oh Curly Joe DeRita……Curly Joe, Curly Joe, Curly Joe, how the mighty have fallen…”
LOL!
He almost looks mean enough to chew styrofoam cups.
A real SEAL can chew barbed wire. Everybody knows that.
That cross-eyed stare is so that he can aim and shoot in two directions at the same time. I’ll be one of his eyes goes up while the other goes down.
Professionally, he’d be known as 2-Ways, or something like that.
He probably saw the reflection of his mini Hitler mustache… So his eyeballs may have been attempting to fixate on it when that photo was snapped. š
Fuglyyyyyyyy
Let me check my maps…oh yeah, there’s Lebanan, right next to Somali–, just north of Bumfuckistan, right off the Barbary Coast.
Is that anywhere near Smellialand?
Why yes, yes it is, due south of the Tropic of Capricornucopia…
I have to say, if I were the enemy, I’d hate to see that ugly face coming toward me with harmful intentions in his heart.
He looks like his family tree doesn’t have any forks in it.
Come on,the hair has to be wrong. That 214 says it all.robert Willey,you suck
A superhero endowed with Gecko-vision
Once you figure out which eye he’s looking at you with you can avoid him.
Thanks..first shirt for my dry cleaning. I need to stop drinking coffee while reading comments…:)
Guys like him, with or without his looks, are why I always answer my door with my weapon concealed and ready.
Dude with his looks gets acquainted with my cranky rescue Shepherd first
Little Creek, Virgina; the jokes write itself…
Haha! With a little training and some make-up he might have a chance as a PopEye imitator.
Sure hope I don’t ever feel as bad as he looks.
Second shirt..I spit more coffee out then drinking it.
Only thing missing in that picture is his banjo.
His wife must have a prescription for female Viagra….
Are all Navy Seals cockeyed?
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Maybe its just the cooks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vJ1QVHevKo
Robert Stephen Willey is a phony Navy SEAL. He never was a Navy SEAL. Google hit.
Ya know, when hearing the expression, I’ve occasionally wonder just exactly what a “bag of smashed assholes” would look like. Now thanks to the photo on this post, I know….
Fyr,
That should have had a SPEW ALERT attached. I had to clean coffee off of my monitor.
ROLMAO…smashed assholes! Can I borrow?
Brother, you hit it on the head and countersunk it!
Borrow away friend, I stole it from somewhere myself.. and sorry DT didn’t mean to forget to add a spew alert..
The full term is “a whole bouquet of smashed assholes.”
It usually isn’t a great idea to make assumptions based upon how somebody looks, but in this case it can’t be helped. You can tell by looking at ROBERT STEPHEN WILLEY that he just is NOT a SEAL.
Popeye impression? … FAIL
CAMERAMAN: Smile.
WILLEY: I am smiling.
CAMERAMAN: Look at the camera.
WILLEY: I am looking at the camera.
According to his DD214, he had zero days, months, years of foreign service during his career.
Pretty effin’ amazing how he got two DSM’s, three Silver Stars, three Bronze Stars with “V” device & two Purple Hearts with no boots on the ground in another country.
Looks like he also registered his DD214 with the Clerks Register Of Deeds in Oakland County, Michigan. Yeah, that makes it more believable./sarc DOUCHE!
Looks like he stood a bit to close to a M1 tank exhaust grill while the engine was running.
“Fly Dumbo, Fly”!!
Maybe he did all his combat fightin’ in the battle of Macho Grande. IIRC, it is located somewhere in Arizona.
But he couldn’t handle it…
Dunno about that. Google Maps says that Macho Grande Airport is just south of Taylor, TX. (smile)
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Macho+Grande+Airport-41XS/@30.5349901,-97.4547654,13z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x8644e798e388b997:0xf23b54eea347ab06!8m2!3d30.5349855!4d-97.4197411
FWIW: Google Maps also says there’s a Macho Grande Street and Macho Grande Drive (same road, but it apparently changes from Street to Drive when it crosses a creek) in New Iberia, LA – as well as a Macho Grande Kennels (they breed Presa Canarios) in Elk Grove, CA.
That DD214 is a piece of art.
“Courier New” font and “OCR” font mixed in. Nice.
So many glaring mistakes, it can’t be mistaken for anything else but a fraud.
He looks like he was rode hard by a jailhouse booty bandit.
That’s a face even Bradley Manning wouldn’t sit on and grind.
Wow, some dumped a whole bucket of hot ugly on this dude’s head!
I like how he was discharged in 1995 but still served in Afghanistan. Maybe he was in the Russian Navy?
Not a real SEAL? Christomighty you could have knocked me over with a feather.
He looks like he hit every tree in the Ugly Forest when someone catapulted him through it. I bet he’s also Commander of his Trailer Court Militia/Airsoft Group.
I knew HT’s were never the sharpest tools in the shed, but holy shit this boy is more than a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Even Jesse Macbeth knew that 214 was a shitty fake.
He must be as smart as he is good looking.
Ouch! š
You know that when they are THIS stupid that a 2×4 upside the head is just not going to be enough, at least not in pine.
WOW, Florida in the past. I wonder if he lived there.
Seals in the lead so far this week.
That SOB is so ugly he’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
He’s so ugly he doesn’t even have to flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it with his looks!
I first saw this guy’s mug here earlier today and I knew damn well I had seen him before, but I couldn’t remember where. It finally came to me. When I last saw him, he had hair and a beard. He’s Dwarf leader Balin from The Hobbit.
Ya know, you’re on to something.
Thanks for that. Spittin’ image.
Meth-Head all the way
BHWHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
Looks like Freddy Krueger face fucked a topological map of Utah but not a love fuck more like an angry hate fuck.
You look like an avocado that had sex with an older more disgusting avocado.
I’m undecided on whether that is his nose or the result of plastic surgery with two penile implants added to his face to make it easier to pick up ugly chicks. He’s so damned ugly if he went out on Halloween dressed as a fire hydrant dogs would assume he wants them to take a dump on him. One look at that face and I think, “A syphilitic dementia who forgot to take his medicine.” Looks as much like a SEAL as steaming dog shit looks like a pile of chocolate.
For being such a loser, a phony, and a fake SEAL I would love for my German Shepherd “Tyrone” to perform an un-natural sex act on this creep with a phallic-shaped ham bone.
He looks like the Wolfenstein villain General Wilhelm āDeathsheadā Strasseās uglier brother.
That knob jockey has a head on him like a robbers dog, or a head on him like a smashed crab or a face like a half sucked mango or perhaps his as ugly as a hat full of assholes.
Either or, He looks like He’ll fit right in in the grey bar hotel.
Guy reminds me of the old joke about the kid with a wooden eye that asks a girl with a hair lip to dance at the prom. She answers “would I! Would I! Kid gets offened and says……
Hair lip! Hair lip!
This clown look off. Way off.
Dud e looks like an “Orc” Extra from Lord of The Rings.