Sj sends us a link to the story of Ricky Ball in Greenville, North Carolina who was sentenced to eight years in prison for impersonating a State Bureau of Investigation agent.
Ricky Ball, 40, pleaded guilty in September to lesser charges after facing a four-count indictment in August. He was sentenced Tuesday to eight years in federal prison plus an addition three years of supervised release.
According to the US Attorney for the Eastern District of North Carolina’s Office, Ball — who worked as a loss prevention officer at Sears — told an intern at the Greenville Fire Department he worked as an SBI agent and could get her parking tickets dismissed.
At the time he was impersonating a law enforcement officer, he was on probation in Virginia from impersonating a Navy SEAL. He was also arrested for being a felon in possession of a firearm. So much fail in this story from Sears’ hiring practices to ineffective gun control laws. Don Shipley busted Ball two years ago for his SEAL claims. He actually fooled some SEALs into believing that he was legit, according to Don.
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34 responses to “Ricky Ball; phony LEO, phony SEAL”
Your phony SEAL of the day, but the day is still very young…
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But there are,
So many of them
“loss prevention officer at Sears”
Store Dick
no, just a dick
A dick with ears.
Who is going to be sucking a lot of DICK at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich and Ghey Whey Shake).
he is already using extra blistex to prepare…
Loss production officer
And people wonder why Sears has gone the way of the dodo.
Business card reads: “Dick Ball, Store Dick.”
Here ya go.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=the+bank+dick&&view=detail&mid=0069BF6A70ABD72BDDA40069BF6A70ABD72BDDA4&&FORM=VDRVRV
Toss in a little fake Native American and we have a “Phildo” trifecta!
Sears is still a thing? I thought they all closed.
Circling the drain. My guess is that 2018 or at the latest 2019 they go Tango Uniform.
All the K-marts in our area are now gone as well. That’s another business that won’t make it to the 2020’s.
Why Sears thought it was a good idea to acquire K-Mart a few years back is beyond me. I think Sears has sold off Craftsman and a few other profitable lines. There is little left. To survive, Sears and JCP should consider merging and slashing stores to an absolute minimum, keeping only those that are profitable. Malls are a ghost town what with the anchor stores closing down.
Sears acquisition of K-mart was an exceptionally stupid move at the least, that failed chain became a millstone around its neck in no time.
Easier to pretend you’re a cop than to go through all the interviews, physical and psychological testing, the background checks, the months of academy training, the months of field training, and all that jazz.
What a dick! I would think he was from Florida? I hope he gets to serve all eight years! His asshole will flop like an old catchers mitt by then? Good luck cocksucker!!
Judge Howard doesn’t take that stuff lightly here in NC. Good job sir.
I guess that he will not have a ‘BALL’ while serving his time in the joint.
You said a mouthful.
For Dick Ball, I mean.
I surprised that Lavar Ball hasn’t instinctively jumped to this clown’s defense.
Cocksucker.
POW Right in the Kisser. I mean, Ball Holster.
I HEREBY make an official motion for Dick Ball to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™
Nay.
He is not a big enough asshole and using the Wall lightly is not a good idea, in my opinion. It would lower the value of the Wall.
*POOT!*
Ricky Ball – *PTUI*
Second.
AYE!
AYE!!!
Aye!
Aye!
Hey Ricky Ball….you’re a fuckin liar you piece of shit!!
well he decided to go bigtime a state investigator and seal-umm looks like a pos dickass-tats a little buff and bs hat