Yesterday Dave posted an article that kinda got stuck in my head. That was probably because Dave’s article contained some photos that IMO looked strikingly like a 1960s time-warp/burn-out/wannabe head case – like this one:
After seeing that, for some reason an old Bowie tune also got stuck in my head. No, not Space Oddity – this one:
But Bowie’s original lyrics didn’t match the article and its photos too well; they needed some changes to fit. So, without further ado . . . here ya go. Enjoy. (smile)
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Poser Daydreams
I’m an SF faker,
I’m a lying bastard comin’ at you
Phony Purple Heart, yeah,
I’ll be a lie-rocking b!tch for you
Keep your mouth shut
You’re exposing my lies to them all
And I‘ll really bust my ass when I fall
Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
Suspend incredulity
Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
Believe all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!
I fake it baby
Never get truth from me
Some bogus tall tales
Those are all you’ll get with me
Don’t check on me
Don’t see what my records say
Don’t prove me a fake today
Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
Suspend incredulity
Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
Believe all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!
Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
Suspend incredulity
Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
Believe all my poser daydreams, oh . . . .
Hear those ‘lectric lies from me, babe
Suspend incredulity
Read my bullsh!t tales in print, and
Believe all my poser daydreams, oh yeah!
Freak out . . .
Far out . . .
Burnt out . . .
Comments
29 responses to “Poser Daydreams”
That lady should shave her mustache, most guys don’t like a woman with a mustache.
MSG Eric, that visual is just wrong in so many ways. (runs out screaming for brain and eye bleach—stat!)
Stank ass hippy valor thieving posers, gonna be stank ass hippies. ESAD mofo, your village called….They miss you.
Look, if you guys are going to refer to this bloviating blowhard wacko, include the term DRAFT DODGER with stank as hippie.
First of all, stank ass hippie draft dodger is much more explicit and defining.
Seconed, it’s very appropriate to time period in which that greaseball slumguzzler pretends to himself that he did something. I’m sure he DID do something, but it wasn’t something I’d refer to as ‘nice’.
I know. That photo has been stuck in my head all night. It’s creepy. I wanna go back in time and punch him until my fucking hand falls off.
Howzabout smacking him with a Louisville Slugger (powerized)? Easier on your hands.
Can we string him up like a piñata?
Just from the looks I’d say you’d only get 2 swings, 1 left and 1 right, then you would be stuck trying to get your hands our
This made me smile 🙂
He does seem to check all the boxes: Fake Vietnam Veteran, fake Special Forces whatever, fake combat veteran and purple heart claimant, fake Indian (feather), fake businessman, fake Christian; but he is a real liar, fraudster, likely draft dodger and war protester, and finally, likely stank-ass hippie (PH2, you should copyright that if you coined the term).
Don’t think she coined the phrase, rgr769. It was one of Jonn’s favorite ways of describing persons that appeared to qualify. (smile)
Bullshitting
All they way
Patches and bling-
Like he was gay
He’s a fake
All the way
That sure makes him
A Green Bidet.
CIB, check, Master Parachutists Badge, check, 5th Special Forces Group flash, check, countdown to poser cliche overload in 10, 9, 8…..
Probably has a mutt and Harley out of view. Don’t see a POW/MIA Patch and that’s a major oversight. An example of better living through chemistry?
The POS has a POW-MIA patch on his tiger stripes in another photo from yesterday’s original post on this asshole, so he’s got that angle covered. This fucker doesn’t miss a trick…
Who’s the dude in the pic?
Clue:
“Yesterday Dave posted an article that kinda got stuck in my head”
This fat phony fucker just needs to ESAD. Period. Full Stop.
Great… now that song will be stuck in my head for a couple of weeks.
Glad to be of service, DC. “We aim to please.” (smile)
Back at ya!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic
How come no one pretends to have been a draft dodger?
Frank: That’s on liberal sites. Those who evaded the draft are the resident heroes.
/s
I totally evaded the draft in 1965. RA 19844098
Might want to insert a few x’s for old time sake.
I once tried googling my RA serial number. Nada came up, even after I added my name. Military serial numbers are not on the intertoobs cuz the military stopped using them long before the internet was even a twinkle in the AlGore’s brain housing group. So, putting it here in the clear won’t result in any ID of its owner.
Much as our “ballad” is useful, we need a more generic one for granpa-acid poser types.
I am thinking a rework of “White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane. Grace Slick is the -perfect- voice for it.
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One shill’s stolen valor
Telling tales far too tall
And this dumb mother######,
Didn’t serve anywhere at all
Go ask Lilyea, I think he’ll know…
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Needs work.
Remenber the Go Fund Me for “Cheif”?
https://au.gofundme.com/hurricane-florence-amp-michael-relief
Well, guess what.
Yesterday, some great Folks left comments referencing the TAH and Military Phonies sites covering this Dude. It was shared with Greg Noll that this GFM and “Cheif” were going to be reported to the FBI.
*Poof!!!*
The comments have disappeared…and in the past 14 hours, an update was provided by Greg Noll of the Santuary Church for “Cheif”:
“Thank you everyone for your contributions…. Chief will work with the Red Cross to get the kits down to people in need. SC will be giving him a check tomorrow toward this effort.”
Wonder if Noll will close his GFM and erase it.
Those 6 souls purchased “Cheif’s” products…makes me wonder if the Church or “Cheif” will try to obtain a tax deduction for charity to the Red Cross.
Definite Stolen Valor.
All I want for Christmas is a lifetime supply of toilet paper rolls with this guys picture on every sheet. Double ply, septic system safe.
I’d take mine with a group hug of chief, moon and Hanoi J.