This photo has been on social media the last few days. SPGhost sends us the link to the story on Fox News about Swedish police officer Mikaela Kellner who was sunbathing in a Stockholm park with friends when newspaper vendor stole her cell phone and she made this take down.
Kellner said she didn’t hesitate to make the arrest while wearing a bikini.
“If I had been naked I would have intervened as well,” she said.
Hopefully someone will get the picture of that arrest, too.
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87 responses to “Photogenic arrest”
The perp is probably enjoying this way too much!
IDC SARC is probably on his way to Sweden as we speak.
Me too. I’d pinch her behind just for the feel up of getting frisked.
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Getting tackled and handcuffed by a pretty babe in a bikini? I can think of someone who would consider that a dream of a first date, IDC SARC, where ya at? I bet he’d expect baby oil, whipped cream or a flogging as soon as he got cuffed! I would have in the old days before I met and married Mrs. Proud Infidel®™.
Great job apprehending the thief! How about a celebratory Hardees 3 way bacon burger?
https://youtu.be/7DJ34jCgTbY
Tony, how be you? Never knew you had such good taste!
S/F
Jarhead, doing good hope all is well in your neck of the woods. Man who doesn’t love a good burger??
All good here thanks. Me, I’m a breast man, and not really much for chicken. Any chance they could alter their menu choices for me? Everything in that picture looks good enough to eat!
Bacon Burger AND Blond babes?
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API, IDC SARC would barricade himself inside Hardee’s with that crew!
Now that’s…a Sunday Morning Feel Good Story!!!!
It will be for me at least…in about 5 minutes!
Haven’t had my shower yet, if that tells you anything.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Just you and your patrol sock? 🙂
I knew a guy who deployed on a sub with me who filled his seabag with ONE poopie suit, ONE pair of skivvies, and THREE socks.
You figure it out.
Oh, and the rest of the bag was filled to the brim with hardcore porno.
So hard core that when we pulled into port to pick something up, the skipper ordered him to get the stuff off of his boat. There were a LOT of disappointed squids I can tell you.
Pron or not, I bet the COB was pissed at him, along with anyone who had to hotrack wit his ass.
No way he was a Shower Tech.
You are right. No Hollywoods for this guy. Think he NEVER jumped into the rain locker.
Yuck.
Now that I think of it, I’m not sure he hot racked. We slept in the bomb room, hugging our favorite torpedos. TAD and all that, you know.
Anyway, it was gross.
3 poppy suits, 6 sets of skivvies, shirts, and socks, minimum. And even then I felt grungy if I went longer than a week without doing some laundry, and the underwear invariably got tossed after Westpac.
And I was in Engineering. Go figure.
How come when I have police intervene its a big fat guy? I’m offended that all police don’t look like her.
I might be heading to Stockholm to check out cell phones in the park in the near future.
Sexist, rude, socially unacceptable commentary and post. I am mortified by this post.
This ranks right up there with Jonns “Long row to hoe” knuckle dragging views on life.
Just because she does not have a penis is no reason some guy was forced to go down on her is news.
If you’re wondering what Dave is talking about in his sarcastic little rant about “long row to hoe” we got this comment last week on Facebook in regards to my post about the women joining Special Forces;
Wow. I’m pretty sarcastic and wise ass but I would never had looked at that remark the way these folks did. I’ve heard that expression all of my 74 years and never thought of it that way. This shit is getting out of hand. Or is that a sexist expression too?
What a ma-roon that Della Kay is, confusing the slang term ho with hoe. I guess she never tended a garden, let alone set foot on a farm. If she had, she would know that hoes are kept in sheds and hos are kept in the barn.
How did I miss that? Oh – I don’t do FB. My bad. I forgot. I could give Della the Dumbroad a real piece of my mind.
Finally I have come across someone else who doesn’t do Facebook…you are awesome Ex-PH2
Count me as another non-FB user…
Ditto. Had an account and didn’t like the drama.
I don’t do facebook either and have friends constantly trying to talk me into it
nope not going to happen
I don’t need to advertise to the world what’s going on in my life
Anti-social and anti-socialist here as well.
Agreed…..to ALL the above.
Ditto!
Totally awesome
It appears that I am in good company.
Kindred spirits re FB.
Proud non FB user here.
“My vacation is better than your vacation.”
May I suggest a new domain name…
thisaintarmytimes.us
Well, that’s one gal that’s never been near a farm…
LMFAO! Hilarious!
And notice that instead of “malice aforethought” she writes “malice of forethought.”
This is the problem with a lot of the SFWs. They are insulted by many things cause they don’t FUCKING UNDERSTAND THEM.
I hoed a lot of cotton growing up on the farm and I damned well know what a “long row to hoe” means. Wikipedia and the Urban Dictionary can be your friend if you are such a sensitive, sheltered person.
Santa has a garden to practice.
They seem to be out of their cotton pickin’ mind? lol
If only they had Obamaphones in Sweden, this economically challenged gentleman would not have to resort to such drastic measures.
Where was she keeping her handcuffs?
Why would she need handcuffs?
She’s kneeling on his back.
and looks like she is hooking him up. But, I doubt that she had cuffs so was just being a smart ass.
And I was being snarky myself, sj.
That’s hot.
Frisk me! Check me for weapons!
I can’t get with that muscular woman stuff, especially one who looks like Sean Penn. Besides, I’m not at all sure that she is interested in fellas. I likes women soft and round in the right places.
You sexist pigs! Go ahead, beg for it. She might toss a lift of the eyebrow in your direction.
A lift of the eyebrow is all it would take for me m’lady!!!!!
I’ve heard that Swedish women like American men, so she can toss me anything she likes. I’m down.
Good for her.
Need a few more like her.
There are folks who pay good money by the hour to be treated like that.
I told that to a hammer female Army CPT at Walter Reed after she finished a prostate ultrasound. She laughed so hard she cried.
If that were me, I’d demand she first let me see who was reading my rights to me. Id’ want to look her dead in the ….let me think about that. My other demand would be that she read them seven or eight times s.l.o.w.l.y so they would be understandable. Then maybe a couple of night time stories before I go to sleep in the hoosegow.
Probably get maced for this, but I’d tell her I had a secret dangerous weapon hidden in my groin area, but she had to find it on her own.
About that dude standing there watching, rather than helping her, might he have been a gay lover of the phone thief? Or just maybe a voyeur wishing he had a tree to peep from behind?
I can see it now, “*GRUNT* Officer, I’ll need a pat down search, a loong one. I’m VERY likely to resist, it’s likely you’ll need to use additional force like a billy club, I’M a bad perp, A VERY bad perp, I NEEED TO BE DISCIPLINED!…”
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks….
Sticks and stones may break my bones, bu WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME!! ????
I try to please my master, but SHE BEATS ME!!!!! 🙂
HMC AND API…careful, ExPH2 is reading what you write. Careful what you ask for. She’s been known to take off in her Catmobile on short notice when y’all are misbehavin’. She always show up with a cat-o-nine tails…you know that.
OKAY, she always makes awesome sandwiches afterward!!!
API…you just gave yourself away as getting older. My sister told me it use to be a cigarette for you afterwards.
Hopefully you are still able to chew, and don’t have to gum your sandwiches.
It’s offensive anyone would find an arrest by a smoking-hot Swedish chick in a tiny bikini unusual. And just because she might nuzzle a suspect’s ear while whispering his rights, all while sensuously slipping on the cuffs, is no reason to make lame jokes; so what if a phone thief could get aroused when she wraps those tanned muscular naked thighs around his quivering helpless body during a rough takedown?
This is just another example of white male privilege and patriarchy. It’s disgusting.
(The preceding comment omits the snarc tag. Lars hasn’t been around lately, and somebody needs to pick up the slack…)
Didn’t you used to send in letters to Penthouse?
Lars probably still thinks girls have cooties.
Girls don’t have cooties?!!? Told my son at age 2 that girls have girl germs. He wouldn’t kiss his mother after that. I caught holy hell from her. It took a little work but I finally convinced him otherwise. Apparently the rectification worked as he has had smoking hot girl friends and a (ex)wife.
Damn Perry….if this were more than one page long, the pages would be stuck together after reading your post.
Women cops like this are known for torturing men until they get a confession. What they do is sit on the perp’s face and threaten to suffocate him until he caves in.
Yep, I know I write this at the risk of being called homophobic. Has anyone noticed the dude standing up? His right hand and right foot are both showing he is clearly facing the camera. Take a close look. Is that a banana in his pocket, or is he just glad (VERY!) to see the woman on top of the perp?
It appears that the gentleman dresses himself to the right, for sure!
To top all this nonsense off, if you look even closer there appears to be a young girl dressed in black who is apparently a shoe sales person wandering through the park looking for business. Her facial expression says, “I sure hope these fit Ms. Bikini. That’s a sale for certain!”
“If I had been naked I would have intervened as well,” she said
Sorry, I don’t believe you-prove it!
You’ll have to pick her “pocket” first.
Sounds like a challenge.
Kinda like the girls at closing time…
Look before you leap.
http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/549387/Mikaela
This came to mind after a couple of you mentioned “whips.” There was a filler on the AFVN out of Cam Ranh Bay, Vietnam that went, “The whip, no, not the whip. The whip, no, not the whip, anything but the whip. Anything, the whip, the whip.” Any Nam Vets remember this, or “Pluk, pluk, pluk, pluk, Chickenman, he’s every where, he’s everywhere.” Sorry, my old thinker just ran away with me.
The Whip doesn’t ring any bells, but others on TAH have mentioned Chickenman. All I recall of AFVN were those lame public service spots for preventive maintenance. They were so bad, you actually did remember them. Somebody would be cleaning a weapon and say, “PM. It’s your friend.” or whatever as a joke.
Thanks for the reminder Perry. For so many years i tried to place where Chicken Man had roosted in what time frame. In RVN, I always took the 2:00-4:00 a m watch out in the field. How I wished so many times I had recorded the woman from Hanoi broadcasting her claims and threats so matter-of-factly. Always amazed me how she broadcast the names of individuals who were captured, and to attempt to solicit N V sympathy whether the captive had been a pilot or not. Every so often they’d somehow get the name of some dude in some unit scattered between the DMZ and the South. Then broadcast his home town and state, I guess to intimidate them or anyone else listening.
Yes, Chicken Man…he’s EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
Why do they look so good? Because the vikings never brought home the ugly ones.
And …
https://www.google.com/search?q=women+of+the+IDF&biw=1280&bih=595&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjpzMqdlqDOAhUG2B4KHRnzD_oQsAQIGw&dpr=1.5#imgrc=_
Effective IMMEDIATELY…..I personally volunteer my services to be a bomb sniffer, specializing in the crotch area, for every one of the women on your link!!!!!
Am I a bad person for blowing that picture up as big as my screen would permit?
I wonder what the immigration queue is like in Sweden?