Claymore did some digging on that clowns Facebook page and found some other pictures of him:
During the War of the Ring:
His name is a killing word…
Fighting the Persian menace:
He’ll get you Pan!
Getting his 4th MOH:
Shhhh, no one is supposed to know he killed OBL:
This guy’s heroism knows no bounds.
More:
On deployment with Skynet security:
For a man who was blown up in a nuclear explosion while in a refrigerator, dude looks pretty good.
Got any Yoda in ya? Want some?
He was the jockwasher for the Quidditch team.
Flying the Mach 5 into combat with the 101st.
Fighting with Mel Gibson, probably against the Jooos….
More bio information came in. Eight years ago In 2002, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The A-Team. Led by 2Lt (promotable) Douchey McDoucherson.
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16 responses to “More on “Leutenant” Stolen Valor”
…the dude abides.
What impresses me most…his expression never changes. That’s a hardcore mofo right there, yo.
That is awesome, I nearly lost my monster because I was in mid-sip when you post loaded.
You two are a couple of silly bastards. (heavy on the Tard) rofl
I was going to add to yours Spork, but didn’t want to steal your thunder. But when Claymore emailed me those, I just knew they had to go up.
No problem, it does not matter who does at as long the real person is found. Those extras are a hoot. Plus after today I needed a good laugh.
Thanks….now my wife wants to see what was so funny. ……I’ll never get the computer back.
Dude, you need to outsource your photoshop jobs.
Okay, I take that back: I just read the original post and the rest of it is sheer genius. I’m pissing myself here.
Wait…are you suggesting these are Photoshopped???
I’ve seen a few Photoshops in my day, and these look Photoshopped.
Just Wow!!! I need a new keyboard and a change of underwear after seeing this!!!
I didn’t need that third cup of coffee anyway. Or the keyboard.
That last pic opens up possibilities… how about the whole A-Team?
I nominate that Air Force guy with all the medals as BA.
No comment…you guys friggin’ crack me up. Thanks for this.
Honor and Courage
I don’t know TSO, maybe he really is the Kwisatz Haderach.