Mike Boze; phony Air Force Lieutenant Colonel

Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Michael James Boze who claims to be an Air Force Lieutenant Colonel and a shitton of other stuff. Here see for yourself;

He actually spent six years in the Air Force Reserves from 1963 to 1969;

He left the Reserves as an E-5 and never got closer to Vietnam than Indiana.

Comments

38 responses to “Mike Boze; phony Air Force Lieutenant Colonel”

  1. Toasty Coastie

    Why is it all these clowns look like they come from Butthole McYodel Town?

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      This one looks like a dime-a-dozen toad fart of a meat-gazing Goober McGunk!

    2. AW1Ed

      Up the road from PaddlefasterIhearbanjoes, Pennsyltucky?

      1. HMCS(FMF) ret

        Is that anywhere near Bumfuck, Arkentucky?

  2. chooee lee

    If I am gonna go I am going big. None of that Lt Colonel shit. Why not full Colonel or even Brigadier?

  3. Graybeard

    WTH is he doing with a Screaming Eagle patch on?

    What a twerp.

  4. 3/17 Air Cav

    Claw’s gonna be pissed! He’s wearing a 101st patch on his flight suit. This guy certainly gets around. If you do “black ops” in the Air Force, you can go TDY with the 101st in the Army!

    1. lily

      Looks like he’s pretending to be apart of the 160th SOAR. He could have at least joined the Army if he wanted to be in the 101st, but then he might have actually went to Vietnam.

      1. Tony180A

        That’s not a 101st patch. The 160th SOAR is not a part of the 101st.

  5. Skyjumper

    Soooooo, he claims to be Air Force but yet he is wearing ARMY patches? I see the 101st ABN. “Screamin’ Eagle” patch and the Army 1st Field Force patch (which by the way bub, is upside down). Aren’t you a little old to be playing dress-up games?

    Yeah, he’s legit. /s

    1. Cobrakai99

      Not only army patches but the Air Force tape and the metal wings on the flight suit are completely wrong too. He is a legit fucktard for sure.

    2. Tony180A

      Not 101st patch. The tab says Vietnam.

    3. Eden

      Complete soup sandwich. Unbelievable!

  6. Ex-PH2

    Hah! No gedunk medal! Looooozerr!

  7. Silentium Est Aureum

    But does he like cheese?

  8. Mick

    Callsign ‘Touch’.

    — sigh —

    ‘Nuff said.

  9. Combat Historian

    Fucking douche in a clown coverall. He’s like the Air Force version of kendude crotchrot…

  10. Wilted Willy

    I bet he couldn’t answer one question a real pilot would know for sure, what a loser, no dog, no Harley, not even the required doo rag! This asshat is a real Cocksucker!

  11. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

    Jumpin Jehasarats, I wonder if it’s the same Air force guy that came aboard the OKIE 3 while we were off shore of Santo Domingo in 1965. If I remember, I think the bird was a Huey but was a long time ago. It was on the hanger bay and an Air Force guy was standing there wearing an Australian bush hat and had an M-1 Carbine with one mag taped to another under the well. That I remember well. There was also an M-60 jury rigged to the right side of the wheel strut. He told me that the pilot had to raise or lower the craft to aim the gun.

  12. Mr. Pete

    Nothing like lounging around the house in your old flight suit!

    1. Jay

      Because God knows I like to sit around my house and wear cammies all day….

    2. A Proud Infidel®™

      With a look on your face reminiscent of that of when a puppy gets paddled for peeing on the rug!

  13. Green Thumb

    Looks like he could be future senior management at All-Points Logistics.

    1. RGQ

      He does have that “Juggling hobo balls behind truck stop dumpsters” look on his face.

  14. Mark Lauer

    Black Ops Military Intel.
    Yeah, that’s what my dad always called it; “Black Ops Military Intelligence”.
    The difference being that my dad really WAS in AF Intelligence.

    1. HMCS(FMF) ret

      His “handler” was Top Seekrit Double Naught Agent Orange!

  15. sj

    Love this FB post of his: “My dad was not a profit but he. Knew who he was and who I would become. Now as I reach the golden years, still a warrior…”

    1. Combat Historian

      His dad would have profited by not spawning this particular piece of turd…

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        JUST letting him live was Medical Malpractice!

      2. Green Thumb

        His dad should have flushed.

        Cannot say I am surprised, though…..

  16. Carlton G. Long

    He does know how to rock a La-Z-Boy; I’ll give him that.

  17. sj

    Did he fly with Chevy?

  18. Cpl/Major Mike

    And Fuck You Mike Boze.

  19. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

    Is Boze spelled correctly. Maybe his name is BOZO, the E a typo????

  20. Roger Speicher

    Max Harris is being returned to Monticello today from Korea. Wonder if Boze will show up for that. I am going. Will keep an eye open for this wiley creep. Do not disgrace a true hero.

  21. Kent Manby

    In 1988, my family built a house three down from from the Boze’s. When I first met him,, I asked if he was military. He said he was a USAF pilot. I asked what he flew and where. Said F-4’s and 388thTFW. I replied “Korat”, and I probably controlled your pre and post strike tanker hookups from “BRIGHAM” at Udorn. (I was a 1744 weapons controller). He clamed up and never discussed it with me again. He married after th USAF and his family never new the truth until you guy unmasked him. Never believed him but how he bragged to others!!

    1. OWB

      No surprise in any of that.

    2. A Proud Infidel®™️

      I’m not even the least bit surprised, I wonder if he’s still playing his con game!