Michael Douglas Salsa; phony SEAL

The other day, we ran one of Don Shipley’s videos in which he confronted Michael Douglas Salsa who had been acquiring forged certificates for medals and schools he didn’t attend. Little things like a Navy Cross and SEAL School. Scotty went and did a FOIA on the little turd;

Michael Douglas Salsa FOIA

Yeah, hull technician, that’s almost like being a SEAL and earning a Purple Heart and a Navy Cross. Well, except that it’s completely different. So when someone calls him out on Facebook after Don Shipley’s video, he’s on medication for being a lying sack of shit;

Michael Douglas Salsa crybaby.

I didn’t know that we have pills now to stop people from lying about their service and buying forged documents on the internet. Go see the forgeries and his Purple Heart license plates at Scotty’s place.

Comments

65 responses to “Michael Douglas Salsa; phony SEAL”

  1. Hondo

    Kinda my thoughts too, 2/17 Air Cav – looks to me like that’s exactly what he’s trying to do.

    But he can’t erase DMVs records.

  2. Guess it’s true–sunlight IS in fact the best disinfectant.

  3. I’m tired of this ass wipes stealing ballots around to make themselves look good. Honestly I work for a law enforcement agency that has a few of this clowns. The funny part is that some of the supervisors take their word like gospel wtf. This guys don’t even research them or nothing ok you good as long you drink beer with me. In the past years I caught at least 3 one is on the process for swat just because he can shoot 300. Not mentioning the fact that this are targets nothing real like a hogans alley or a real shoot out scenario. Navy seal my ass be proud if your service record no matter if you was a cannon cocker like me , forward observer and even a cook just don’t lie about it,

  4. Anonymous

    that just makes me sick. and that cock holsters friends on FB standing up for him and defending him saying don’t throw stones and all lies are the same. lying about being a seal, the top of the line for combat jobs in the military is a lot worse than any other lie. fuckin bitch ass people should be locked in a room with one of the teams.

  5. Nik

    I was a computer programmer. I ain’t gonna lie. Wasn’t a door-kicker or a snooper-and-pooper or any of the sexy stuff.

    Rather be a computer geek than a liar.

  6. peteOldABH

    Our Hull Techs would walk around with “CHT HAPPENS” on the back of their coveralls. Thought ppl would get a kick out of that. Oh and that means Collection, hold and transfer. Which has to do with voids that hold sewage.

  7. Green Thumb

    Meatgazer.

  8. A_Proud_Infidel

    He looks like a Mark One Mod Zero scrotum sniffer to me!!

  9. A_Proud_Infidel

    P. S. , we’ve still yet to see a 42A poser badass, “YEAH, I can file THREE 4187’s, two 2404’s, and a 1099 all at once with my eyes closed when the AC ain’t working and the coffee brewer is on the fritz!!”

  10. Green Thumb

    Another one of Phildo’s boys:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17j2BcH524Q

  11. Pam

    He left Ga and came oer to Alabama was here for 1 month, then left to go see hiis son in Jacksonville Fl . Then meet a women in orlando Fl came backkto Alabama got his shit moving in with her . 4 days laater she kicks him out . Know he saids hes in Idaho Wiith his mother . hes in twin falls

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  13. mzp

    This stuff is hilarious. How often does it happen that a claim gets checked against the database and comes back true?

  14. LostOnThemInterwebs

    @64 As far as I know Don has done that maybe a couple of times, most SEALs have a way of letting you know they are real (like answering all the questions correctly such as BUD/S class, teammates, locations, graduation date, etc.) besides I have yet to meet one (I don’t know many to be fair) that boasts his status in a grandiose manner. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Check the other phonies and the tournament, most of them have very sarcastic and funny comments ๐Ÿ™‚