Mick sends a link to the story of Marion Samuel Corba who tried to force his way into a South Carolina armory;
Police said Corba’s spree started when the “man with a message” struck two vehicles with his minivan after apparently growing impatient with a traffic jam. The crash left Corba’s vehicle without one of it’s tires — but he kept driving until he ended up in front of the South Carolina National Guard Armory, where Corba took out a sign and struck a parked car, officials said.
Then, Corba, with nowhere else to go, attempted to flee on foot and break into the armory, authorities said. But military police officers rushed in and detained Corba until the Springdale Police Department arrived. Corba, however, put up a struggle with cops, trying to wrestle the officers after they found a dagger in his pocket, police said.
From the Springdale Police Department’s Facebook page;
The man wrestled with officers who were assisted by the soldiers in detaining the man until he could be strapped to a bed to be transported to the hospital. In the midst of wrestling though, he would bless us all with his singing auditions. Then he would call us evil spirits and told us that he was the “Messenger of Meth”….He was eventually transported to the jail to share the message that meth leads to jail.
Luckily, no one was injured in the incident and the messenger of meth is safely locked away.
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27 responses to “Marion Samuel Corba; messenger of meth”
I thought Charles Manson had died.
Looks like Manson’s retarded love child.
Or Bigfoot.
Manson had a drug-fueled tryst with a she-squatch, obviously!
Why you gotta drag Moo-chelle into it
The first thing I did when I looked at his pic was to see if he had a swastika on his forehead.
What a choice speciman that is….’NOT’!
I’m sure it was all a big misunderstanding
He was on his way from teaching children how to read and on his way to church choir practice and stopped off to see about enlisting
Bet he had recently turned his life around
He was late for an interview for a senior position with All Points Logistics for a managerial position in their Reston VA office. He is on the short list to get it, since he has the same intangible qualities as the guy who used to work there.
Awesomesauce!
I’m pretty certain that’s one of the guys that live across the street from me.
Get a good dog and a shotgun, let them see both. You’ll be fine.
Breaking news! DNC Chairman Tom Perez just made Mr Corba the Director of Messaging for the Committee. Mr Perez said of Mr Corba’s appointment, “We finally found someone that embodies our dyslexic policies and can make us relevant again. Anything to increase our 9,000 YouTube subscribers!”.
Perez could take a page from this guy’s playbook. Or, try an exorcism.
I’d welcome it. Sounds like Corba is more coherent than any of the Dems at the top.
Looks like one of the cavemen from the GEICO commercials…
So easy a tweaker can do it!
I see what you did there. LMAO!
Even his pic smells god awful. Whoever had to strip search him isn’t getting paid nearly enough. Poor bastards probably drew straws.
…….Daddy????
A past Hillary voter for sure.
Strapped down in the bus, Looks like he’s an EDP.
What a strange person. Did he leave a message?
He picked the wrong armory. The one he chose to try and get in probably has the most full time employees in this state other than the SCNG Headquarters. I won’t get into who all occupies it, but there are a lot of civilians and a lot of brass. Dumbass
Now -that- is methed up…..
You don’t mess with the Cobra…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32sLgUoj91o
And the sad thing is that he still more rational than most Democrats.