Attention on deck! Now hear this! Per a linked article from WUWT, the human race may become extinct… or something.
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2017/07/28/spermpocalypse-now/
“The study, “Temporal Trends in Sperm Count”, published in Human Reproduction Update, reports “a significant decline in sperm counts…between 1973 and 2011, driven by a 50–60% decline among men unselected by fertility from North America, Europe, Australia and New Zealand.” By “unselected,” the authors basically mean young men who are screened for military service or college who are unlikely to be aware of their fertility status. (For example, the Danish military subjects its recruits to a compulsory medical examination that apparently includes measuring their sperm count and testes sizes.)”
There may be something to the idea that dumber-than-average people are becoming part of a growing population group.
We have, after all, seen how many reasoning, smart people do NOT show up for noisy, destructive protests and demonstrations, haven’t we?
Well, this drop in sperm count may explain it. The smart guys (like you all) are staying where they belong – out of that crap, serving their country, having families, doing normal stuff – and the dumb guys and gals are making loud, angry, stupid noises, destroying property, leaving trash behind them in the streets and breaking stuff, not wanting to have families, expecting support from cradle-to-grave caretakers, because they’re too infantile and stupid to do anything else.
I think the study referred to in the WUWT article may have found the answer to some of those unanswerable questions you’ve had, such as ‘how dumb can you get, and still walk upright?’ and ‘do they have any idea how ridiculous they are?’
It does explain why none of them see the connection between crude oil and the synthetic fabrics they cling to, as an example, and why they have useless degrees that only qualify them for traffic direction jobs in PyongYang, Norkiland.
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32 responses to “Mankind faces extinction… or something like that”
Well.
Isn’t that interesting…
Children are a gift from God…he gives them to us expecting them to be raised to fear, honor and respect him….when people turn their backs on God as too much of America has, why would he give them children to raise worshiping Baal?
Well, guys….. The good news is….. more work for us.
Did you see how much the military spends on Viagra? Obviously, the troop are spending too much time at home with the wife. (deductive reasoning)
Under a different name, the same active ingredient is a blood pressure treatment. (acts as a vasodilator)
So that statistic is not quite what some folks make it out to be.
There’s a very good reason the military makes you guys wear boxers in boot camp, y’know.
There may also be a connection, as yet unresearched, between this low wiggler count and man buns + kale.
SPEAKING of kale, I’ve always heard that you want to spray it with oil, that way it’s easier to slide it into the garbage can!
With all these dudes with sandy manginas, I can see how they would have low sperm counts. Proglodytes lacking the ability to procreate; that doesn’t seem very surprising. To me, the man bun says, “I am a proud metrosexual and will be sucking dicks someday soon.”
Hasn’t been a problem for me. I now have three kids. I don’t claim to be a genius, but I can generally walk and chew gum simultaneously.
Of course, I don’t drink or smoke. Don’t smoke weed, either. Never have. Maybe that has something to do with it.
But do you have a man-bun, a fake five o’clock shadow and eat kale?
I don’t think so.
My facial hair is pretty sparse, but that runs in the family. Otherwise, there’s nothing to indicate a testosterone deficiency or anything similar.
Re: the “man bun” thing, I have to meet a grooming standard, plus my hair tends to get really nasty under a helmet if it’s longer than 3/4 inch max. Even if it weren’t for those factors, well, the “man bun” is fucking gay. Hell, gay people I know say that it’s fucking gay in the pejorative sense.
Re: kale, I tried it once, and immediately figured that a starving rabbit wouldn’t eat that shit. Hell, goats and feral hogs have higher standards.
I know a few posers that hopefully fall into this category.
Think “Cody Stermer”.
One can only hope, GT, that his reproductive products will never reach a reception area that is not made of porcelain.
Maybe if they stopped putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay.
But seriously, the general wussification of most males is the most likely culprit. There’s something about taking possibly life-ending chances, drinking inhuman amounts, and beating each other in the face with fists just makes men more likely to be Alpha.
Oh, and lots of red meat.
And whiskey.
And cigars.
And a V8.
Titties.
I man.
Living life as an effeminate male will drop important hormone levels, being overweight increases estrogen levels, poor diet, various medications, etc all combine and can definitely drop a sperm count.
Too much self-abuse skews those random tests.
If pre-announced, some percentage will stay up all night practicing for the test.
“Self-abuse”, um, I think you’re doing it wrong.
I have no doubt..all this bullshyt “chemtrails” the govt has been dumping on the whole country affects ‘EVERYTHING”, I haven’t been able to grow even a radish in 4 or 5 years, nothing grows, they were dumping that crap on us incessantly for a number of years, contains among other thing aluminum and barium, and who knows what else, think that helps your reproduction OR your garden, the animals as well….the satanic illuminati (among others) are doing their best to destroy mankind….(satan’s original goal)!
It’s time to unmask the LIZARD ‘people’ for what they are, anti-American enslavers of man!
https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/10/how-spot-reptilians-runing-us-government/354496/
http://gizmodo.com/mark-zuckerberg-denies-that-hes-a-secret-lizard-person-1781986991
I read some very interesting stuff about research related to bone density less in astronauts and mice during space travel, and how sclerostin can be blocked from shutting down bone production.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/674744/Humans-could-be-DESTROYED-if-we-go-to-Mars-Nasa-fears
One of the products coming out of this, meant to fight osteoporosis, is prolia. So I took a look at prolia, which seems to have some rather harsh side effects, and decided that maybe I’d be better off continuing to eat cheese, drink milk, take calcium/Vit D pills daily and walk a lot.
Unfortunately, none of us will live forever, not even Joan Collins.
But I did realize that a lot of bone loss in elder years has to do with what you inherit from your parents and their parents. Neither of my grandmothers had dowager’s hump. Both had excellent posture right up to the end, which was in their 90s for both of them, and my mother had the bone of death.
Nasty Pelousy look like she’s already lived forever. Jus’ sayin’.
I think she is a cleverly embalmed and preserved automaton.
Lich. She’s definitely a lich.
EXCEPT…they left out the intelligence chip!!
She’s a wind-up window manikin, isn’t she?
Runs on Botox and hate for anything not provided by the federal government
Her train is either run or running out of track. Korea vs Crimea, Bush instead of Trump, etc.
She gone.
You guys give me real hope. You should become a colony of lifegivers.
If we could but load the man-bun people into a spaceship with their lattes and bales of kale, we could save the human race from extinction.
I bow to your wisdom.
It’s all of that estrogen-laden soy formula they were fed as babies. . .
I knew I could trust you to provide the answer. Thank you.
Glad to oblige! It’s also why so many boys (and even men) sport man-boobs nowadays. And there’s soy in just about every processed food now, as well.
That Danish study on recruits weirds me out……
Did they deposit their manyonnaise individually or was it a bukkake sorta thing??
Never know with those ‘uber progressive’ nordic types!
Good. I’m sick and tired of people all over the place.