The folks at Military Phonies send us their work on this Kevin Mays fellow who can’t communicate on Al Gore’s internet without telling the world that he’s a Navy SEAL;
He likes Hillary for president, you know like most good Navy SEALs who are worth their salt;
And, oh, yeah, he killed bin Laden;
Or maybe he didn’t;
He’s a creeper, not a SEAL.
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92 responses to “Kevin Mays; phony Navy SEAL”
D-Bag
D-Bag is right. Just went over to the Military Phonies site to look at their work on this imbecile.
In addition to all of his other mind-numbing insanity, he’s claiming 2 x Silver Stars with ‘V’.
2 x Silver Stars with ‘V’, eh?
Totally legit.
I start every sentence with, as a former infantryman……. this guy has serious mental issues… I think he believes it.
As a former Petroleum Supply Specialist and holder of both the National Defense Service Ribbon AND Army Achievement Medal, I must say that I resent this fellow’s existence.
As a former breast fed baby, i wish I had more breasts in my life. I hear just looking at them can lower men’s blood pressure and calm them. PTSD, cured, i want my study money… booom!!!
I’ll be happy to be a test subject to support your research.
Man boobs don’t count. Just sayin’
(sorry, I hit report by accident)
Yeah, that gives my opinion the authority to sway people to my side. This could work to settle so many disagreements.
“As a retired communications technician in the Marine Corps, it is my expert opinion that The Munster’s was way funnier than The Addams Family.”
“As a retired communications technician in the Marine Corps, it is absolutely essential that you barbecue with charcoal.”
“As a retired communications technician in the Marine Corps, I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?”
Better yet would be if he began each sentence as, “As a former Navy SEAL and present-day douche …”
Two child-rapist oxygen thieves and a LSoS fake SEAL. Yer on a roll today, Jonn. (smile)
Yeah, it’s rough day for America.
His favorite position appears to be under Hillary Clinton. That’s an appetite killer right there. Oof. He’s got that New Jersey Tpk. restroom look. Bet he’s had more than a few guys step into the stall shopping bag. Oof.
KEVIN MAYS like taking it in the “booty” from Cankles McPantsuit with the Barbed Cock of Satan!
KEVIN MAYS – PHONY NAVY SEAL AND COCKSUCKING ASS HAMSTER!
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Another direct hit from the Doc.
I’m a former Army medic, and my dad retired after 22 years with the Navy as a corpsman, mostly in the FMF.
Steve: Tell your Dad hello from a Navy Corpsman w 23 years and some time with FMF but not nearly as much as your Dad had.
hey I resent the NJ reference , I live in nu Joisey…and advise to avoid the NJTPKE at all cost as its a friggen toll road that can be a 100 mile long parking lot, I think he has more of that Long Island expressway around Queens rest stop “happy guy/tough guy” 1000 yard stare
Sorry, Long Island is too god for this dirtbag.
North Jersey or South Jersey? Hack hails from South Jersey, a few towns over from Gunny Driveway.
central Jersey 10 miles north of Princeton about 2 miles off route 206 that’s my AO, Hack, used to be farm country back in my youth , but it turned suburban over the last 35 years with Mcmansions and condos sprouting up between Princeton and Somerville
South Jersey originally, I miss WAWA.
Wawa now has locations in the National Capital Region.
Ohhhhhh please 2/17 Air Cav……”favorite position appears to be under Hillary Clinton”?
Thanks my friend, there goes my dinner which just happens to be fresh fish. LMAO
Just looking at his face and that baby squirrel under his chin you can tell he’s a tickle monster. Maybe they need to start expanding to tougher punishments like skinning child rapists and stoning phonies.
“baby squirrel under his chin”
and the Moe haircut with bangs.
Fucker’s not just a posering valor thief; bet dollars to donuts this POS is mentally unstable and a delusional psychopath…
Eeeeeeewwwwww!!!! Ick!
Dare I ask what lies hidden beneath the surface with this one?
Meatgazer.
Another one that needs to be dropped off in the desert in Syria and see if this true badass can find his way home?
Fucker will probably scream and cry for mama, then instantly convert to the “Religion of Peace” and join ISIS…
I bet a high school girl on a volleyball team could pound the squish out of him.
Serious volleyball players are not to be trifled with.
He never said he was a SEAL, he said he was a SeAL. BIG difference…..what a turd bucket.
And he went to BUDs, not BUD/S.
Haha! I noticed that too. He can honestly say that he never claimed to be a SEAL.
For every real SEAL there has got be hundreds of posers. It’s like somebody has them stacked on pallets in a wharehouse.
Got any tunnel rats Jonn?
Griped down to air pallets awaiting HANO delivery as a reef building material would be splendid.
To quote phony SEAL exposer Steve Waterman: “There were about 500 SEALs that operated in Vietnam, and I’ve met all 20,000 of them”…
Ha! That’s a classic.
I’ve also heard that quote from a retired SEAL buddy of mine.
Is it just me or does this fucking weirdo seem like he might not be wrapped too tight?
Trying to hit on some woman and he likes the breasts of her 14 year old daughter so she blocks him????
This guy is most likely going to be in the news at some point for something seriously fucked up…who offers up unsolicited breast commentary on social media anyway besides fuckwits and pervs?
Here’s hoping he meets an untimely end before he harms anyone.
I should add to edit/correct “she blocks him and he takes offense? On what possible grounds could he be offended? Dickhead….”
Proof positive that anal sex just produces a turd.
this must be the 10,000th baby seal to have killed Bin Laden….Binnie boy must’ve had no meat or bones left and was turned into a pink vapor by these faux hero’s of justice that never served a day in their worthless existence
just another a jerk off, ass clown ,dic head scumbag shit bird, waste of O2, loser maximus
WTF kind of lunacy is this? And what in the hell is going on with this seemingly endless torrent of phony SEALs lately?
By the way, this assclown also claims to be a ‘pilot’.
And, of course, he says that he’s a ‘motorcycle lover’.
ex-OS2:
Phony SEAL in the open. Target is marked by an extremely large pile of steaming phony SEAL poser bullshit. Please bring it ASAP.
Cleared hot.
“And, of course, he says that he’s a ‘motorcycle lover’”
A “moto-sexual” maybe?
Motorcycle “lover” or just “bike-curious?” 😉
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/254823/bike-curious
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
There it is!
Shack!
Looking at his Facebook, I can’t see any SeAL (?) references anymore.
He is “following” over 100 people, though, all of which are teen to twenty something women. This one screams perv.
He looks creepy.
Class 256 was more than likely less than 12 years ago, but I may be wrong.
Or maybe this pedophile actually did go through BUD/S when he was 7 years old.
Fuckin’ A, Bubba!
He probably got the numbers mixed up. Class 526 or 652 or something sounds more likely.
BUD/S Class 256 commenced training on 11 Nov 2004.
So graduation was __ May? 2005.
So I put his age for going through BUD/S as four and a half./smile
Can’t be a Texans cheerleader fan any longer? The local Houston girls will be happy to hear that! What’s he gonna do, start rooting for the boys in cellblock C?
Well, they certain root for him! Or just rooted him.
Something like that.
I am guessing they are too old for him. I am certain they are all heartbroken they have one less stalker in their lives.
This dude is going to get caught up in some statutory charges before too long.
Queer bait!!
Another candyassed pisspants Swamp Donkey wannabe with a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare. AS TO his employment, I don’t think he’d even make it as a Towel Boy in Brucie’s bathhouse (Entrance in rear).
Another Dutch Rudder Gang prospect?
SeAL, pronounced “See-All”. There was another phony SEAL that used that used that, Peter Sumaruk, tried the “contractor SEAL” bit and called himself, “SeAL”. Kevin Mays, phony SEAL, must’ve taken a page from another phony, Peter Sumaruck:
http://scumbags2099.blogspot.com/#!
if you forget FOIA and the context of all your asinine comments, sure that makes sense. Queefsquirt.
lol…speaking of context…I should actually have read the above in its entirely first. But yeah…they both sukk.
*entirety
spell check…fatigue…hangover….meh
Kevin Mays Phoney SEAL does not rate the infamous Wall Of Insults.
Why?
Because you’re a dickless little BITCH. That’s why.
Goddamn cumstain.
Oldest trick in book…Hey, babe! Look at me, I’m a Navy SEAL. Oh that doesn’t work…Hey, babe! Look at me, I killed Bin Laden!
The only difference is this guy can creep 20 different women on line at the same time.
Well Kevin Mays, you’re getting attention now as fake SEAL, first class creeper, and all-around douchebag.
That’s not official chin hair. He didn’t grow it. He trimmed it off of his boyfriends balls and glued it to his chin.
He kinda looks like Luke Perry’s character in the “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” movie…
Holy Cow it’s been raining seals around here or what
Enjoy your google fame dirt ball
He served UNDER Hitlery as a SEAL???
There’s a visual no one needed!
We all know that was impossible. No room under her with Huma Abudein taking all the space up.
Hey, Mays, how does it feel knowing you are the proud recipient of a Star on the Google Walk of Dishonor, and that people, including your relatives, when they research your name will know you for the cowardly piece of shit you are, until the end of time. How does it feel, Pussy? Tell us of your exploits as a Navy SEAL (Note correct spelling) and your tremendous courage that saved your troops from certain slaughter. Do that for me, you piece of shit. I’m standing by for your explanation, you fucking coward.
Hey, Mays, you like young girls? How about young boys, also? You a perv, Mays?
Kevin (Joey)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu_hC-8OIME
Someone please, please tell me that he was not talking about how hot Hillary is,in one of the Twitter posts over at Military Phonies. Please tell me he was talking about some random person. Until that is clarified, I’ll be over in the corner rocking back and forth, drooling.
IDC SARC will hopefully testify re: the truth inherent in this observation:
Any Teamguy, Recon Bubba, SF Soldier, etc. who EVER took a self-portrait like the one shown above – WILLINGLY – would suffer from ‘Brotherly’ ‘attitude adjustments’ most likely ending in suicide.
I’m just sayin’…he sure do look pretty for an Amphibious Double Cap Crimpin’ Killer Frogman. 😉
awww yeah..That pic would be ripped, meme’d, photoshopped and widely distributed.
‘It’s not hazing, it’s just your turn.’
‘It’s not torture, it’s your reward.’
/TeamsNSh!t
He does have a purty mouth, don’t he? NTTAWWT. 😉
He’s trolling Military Phonies and his sockpuppets are claiming that he’s a quadriplegic and couldn’t have typed those FB messages.
Well THAT’S a new one.
You should probably add that to the “how to be a Good Phony”
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=39711
And now his FB page has went the way of the dinosaurs.
I wonder why?
Playing the false ‘quadriplegic/paraplegic’ sympathy card-
Yeah, on behalf of every person living with such disabilities: f*ck this guy.
Damn straight. What a lowlife scumbag loser.
Sounds like the local POPO/DA/FBI may want to pay a visit to KEVIN MAYS… especially since he like to “talk” with 14 year old girls.
Must be something wrong with my puter: his FB page is gone.
It’s the Russians!! Both of our puters have been hacked at the same time.
Oops. Strike Russians. Insert Commie Bastards.
Don’t fear the commie!
Did someone say “Don’t Fear the Commie”?
By the way, Poodle – does 2 plus 2 still equal 5, like it did in that early-1930s Soviet propaganda poster?
KaBlam!
Seems he is, in fact, a paraplegic vs a quadriplegic. The difference is that he has use of his hands and was capable of posting to Social Media.
Some would argue – he’s had a rough go of it so why not let him be a SEAL and troll for underage girls?
You know, like take him to Tijuana. It’s good for the soul.
I guess the family is in shock and denial that innocent Kevin may have a deep, dark secret that they are just finding out about.
Are you a quadriplegic or paraplegic? Or any you neither and trying desperately to find an exit from the morass in which you find yourself? And, no, it’s very doubtful another posted stuff under your name as a means of discrediting you. You probably did that all by yourself. If you are a para or quad, I genuinely feel for you. I do. But that doesn’t excuse your ‘allegedly’ proclaiming SEAL status. And what’s up with that 14 y/o girl? Care too explain that?
I took care of Kevin in a nursing home in SE KY probably 6-7 years ago. He had a motorcycle wreck and a brain injury left him paraplegic no use of his legs and has limited use of his hands and arms. That being said….I could see him doing this 100%. Guy was a terror to try to take care of. He got all the equipment in the world provided to him and I’m sure he has voice to text. The people on military phonies saying old sweet Kevin would never do this probably haven’t had any interaction with him since his injury. I dont know how he was before but I can literally hear some of those comments about the underage girl coming out of his mouth. Sounds exactly like something he’d say.
The police had to be called to the nursing home on several occasions to try to control him